Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Forklift Certified]

He's finally taking a step back. You think it's the SA or everything finally getting to him? Might be a bit content dry for the foreseeable future.

IF I were a disingenuous and a malicious fag I would assume he need a week off to bloat his upcoming game James with some shovel ware in a sake of avoiding further face loss... Also I would attempt to strawman this tough piece toward his employees and start questioning mald action in a perspective of a pseudo legal matter... "He is the sole revenue stream of the feretfucker LLC he going to pay less in this month ?" or "he going to mandate a week long unpaid vacation for the staff as well" ?

But I am not a disingenuous malicious fag so I'm not going to do all of that!

 

[Stone of Jordan]

Also - funny how he says he's going on "needed vacation". He really deserves it after all this hard work he's done!

Give the furry a break, he was swatted recently. What is he supposed to do for you?

 

[finnoid retard]

It's supposed to be part 2 of the former roomie/supervisor interview, I think? Where she talks about Blizzard stuff. It better be fucking good!

I think its also a response to Maldy making Quintheo the "guy who omega doxed me and encouraged his community to do so" after reading his community post on youtube unless im retarded and cant read properly
context:

 

[Aidan]

Mald not streaming? Uh oh, he better notify the police since his swatters always call when the camera is off.

 

[fukkit]

Funny little prediction from LSF with the new viewbotting prevention.

lsf

 

[DubyaD4D]

Two sycophants of Jason attempting to argue against the overwhelming power of spergy online wiki bureaucracy, regarding the deletion of the "Pirate Software" article
The replies of the two, highlighted in yellow:

 

[Hit Squad]

New slop in 3 hours, apparently






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Probably upload more dick pics online, Myke

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So I take it it's unusual for Jason to take a break? I don't blame him with all the flak and scrutiny he's under right now, but just in time for Quintheo's new video to break? Seems a bit sus to me, what's that ferretboy up to I wonder?

 

[Billy Bong]

He's finally taking a step back. You think it's the SA or everything finally getting to him? Might be a bit content dry for the foreseeable future.

I think his agency or whoever handles him told him he needs to take a vacation in order to get some heat off of himself.
They probably bot his channel too, whether he knows it or not, so they have to try to figure that out during his one week hiatus, in light of Twitch announcing that they are clamping down on botted channels. It would be hilarious if he came back to a few hundred viewers per stream.

 

[dgghater]

I want to see the khronos cuck go on the record that he was not compensated for the subs he bought

 

[WeWuzHeretics]

I guess all the drama and allegations were too much, and Maldy wants to wait it out?

Also - funny how he says he's going on "needed vacation". He really deserves it after all this hard work he's done!

Smh this isn't the Jason I know, he needs to get back in there and kill a few ferrets and then blame the haters for causing him so much stress that the ferrets innately felt it (their connection was just that close and real), say they committed suicide, thus he will be needing a week to grieve.

You monsters.

 

[potato sack]

Holy shit he finally figured it out

we all know he wont last 2 weeks. tomorrow or the day after he'll be on twitter wasting his "vacation days" answering to obvious bait

 

[Full body]

Calling it now. If Jason's views drop he will use the excuse that hate brigades have been viewbotting him and he's been reporting it for years

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

New slop in 3 hours, apparently






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Thor's fanbase reminds me how some fans of old school youtubers (i.e Pewdiepie, Kootra, UberNaxorNova) posted
Granted, most of those were underage and mocked of for it. Really makes me think

 

[GoharMaria]

He's finally taking a step back. You think it's the SA or everything finally getting to him? Might be a bit content dry for the foreseeable future.

"Just going to enjoy myself"
How many ferrets will be SA'd?

 

[Facom]

For context
Today twitch announced this (below), Mald decides to take a two week break.
Fishy...

 

[Mio Naganohara]

and now I'm a KiwiFarms user shitting on him. Fuck You, Mald.

Based. This thread, and Mald, is the reason I signed up because I had a sperg moment to want to vent and join the Kiwi bros to flame this fucking faggot. Now I'm just a regular and doing my best to not do the typical new fag shit like not archiving shit or just being a faggot providing 0.

Same here

i dont think so, and i doubt he will. he really doesnt want to shine anymore light to that than needs be. everything else hell argue and fight but with that he wants to keep it in the dark as long as possible

Ironic since just recently he explained that he never shuts the fuck up because "if I dont fight back everyone will believe those mean things about me!!1!"

I'm fucking dying of laughter
I bought a Streamer plan on streamcharts.com as I wanted to look at more indepth data regarding Mald's Stream. Scrolled to the bottom of the page where there is "information" about the streamer. I kid you not, this is real and unedited:

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Some actual data. Look at the decrease in new subs per stream. Also, what the fuck were all those gifted subs on 17th July
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Time vs new subs
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Jason GameEnds Ferrets

He's finally taking a step back. You think it's the SA or everything finally getting to him? Might be a bit content dry for the foreseeable future.

Perhaps it's... learning how to learn?

Quintheo must be sweating right now.

Actually this seems like a great time for the slop to flow, it can spread into the general awareness of the internet without JSON being able to dispute it or send his retarded fucking jannies to try and rescue his image from total evisceration
Edit: would not be surprised if furfag would be keeping up with things and messaging his brigade of homeless furries to have them come to the rescue, but one can hope

 

[Poisonbreath]

Actually this seems like a great time for the slop to flow, it can spread into the general awareness of the internet without JSON being able to dispute it or send his retarded fucking jannies to try and rescue his image from total evisceration

The captain abandons ship when his crew needs him the most. Not even his audience can rely on him, truly the roach with the most (ferrets in his pantaloons)

I don't believe for a second that this vacation will stop him from keeping an eye on things and deleting or banning, though.

 

[HashleyHashbrowns]

I love seeing things progress towards a implosion. Reminds me of Ozymandias.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

I love seeing things progress towards a implosion. Reminds me of Ozymandias.

"Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!", only instead of desolation for as far as the eye can see, it's hundreds of dead ferrets and thousands of MS Paint drawings of squares.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

I've found some live footage of Mr. Ferretfucker deciding what to do after hearing about his SA allegations. The nuke being a quite literal future content nuke, exciting stuff!