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That's a small Indian boy.
đˇ Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Ralph will never have male friends
Ralph will never be loved by a woman
Ralph will never be free from his addictions
Ralph will die alone in a tin shack
Ralph will be eaten by his cats
Ralph let his mother die alone for valueless clout
Ralphâs children will call other men âdadâ
I know we all know this, just wanted to remind Reeethan while he combs the thread.
Ralph will never be loved by a woman
Ralph will never be free from his addictions
Ralph will die alone in a tin shack
Ralph will be eaten by his cats
Ralph let his mother die alone for valueless clout
Ralphâs children will call other men âdadâ
I know we all know this, just wanted to remind Reeethan while he combs the thread.
Um...
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5: Are young, poor, vulnerable and not very bright, hence
6: Are easy to groom.
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Maybe piggy can comment on Andy Warski's shitty botched paedophile Instagram ring stream or those Snapchat messages he somehow convinced everyone (me included) were fake.
Oh wait, Gunty was involved in both of them.
Pot kettle fucking nigger pig. Grow a spine.
Oh wait, Gunty was involved in both of them.
Pot kettle fucking nigger pig. Grow a spine.
Sloppa
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Really rhymes with Chris Chan, the prepubescent fawning over women preceding a toddler level tantrum when they leave.
niggercattle
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She's got one of those unfortunate zika faces where she somehow manages to look 13 and 45 at the same time. Major downgrade from the first instagram whore looks-wise.
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Ralph forgot to shoot a promo and uploaded one to X midstream.
Ralph is putting the cooking show goal that was reached back in March behind another goal. If you don't want to see the goal you already paid for disappear, you will have to donate another $250.
Ralph is putting the cooking show goal that was reached back in March behind another goal. If you don't want to see the goal you already paid for disappear, you will have to donate another $250.
Muppetstudios
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Ralph, your prostitue being 19 is not a flex. You should be having relationships with women your own age. It's just sad.
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@sufferhorse has made Ralph mad enough to officially break his a log sobriety! He even kept in their username, something Ralph almost never does.
PrestonHolt
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So you are telling me Ralph can afford only one date a week? or is it one per two weeks? how espensive can escorts in mexico be?
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I mean, Ralph has segments where he's talking about USD - Peso exchange rates and he's clearly concerned about shifts at the hundredth and thousandth decimal. There's dirt poor and there's Ralph poor.
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Really sad. He talks to us more than his own chat.@sufferhorse has made Ralph mad enough to officially break his a log sobriety! He even kept in their username, something Ralph almost never does.
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It's even more pathetic if you watch Ralphs show and see him every day bashing his hooves on his phone screen trying to figure out "the senorita day". When she finally decides on a time, Ralph literally stops everything and goes
"yayy senorita day yay no show tomorrow cuz senorita sed so yayy"
It's just such a transparent view into how heavily the isolation and loneliness is affecting him. Couldn't have happened to a nicer person if you want to know the truth about it.
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Ralph is aware that many of his legitimate viewers are speds except he's also reliant on their subsidies, which is why the extent of his interaction is a dolphin laugh and a one-liner at most. He treated Gator the same way when they were friends, though he was way more reliant on Gator so he had to interact with him more. It's hilarious because it's the same way Juju treated Ralph when it became clear that Ralph was a clingy, hanger-oner loser. That is, just passively ignoring whoever (the speds in Ralph's case, or Ralph in Juju's case) unless they bring either money or entertainment to the table.
sufferhorse
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he kept the part where her age is in question.
What a baiter, ralph. A master baiter.
Um...
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Not very, when their âdatesâ are KFC and Dominoâs pizza.
Oh and this plate of slop
lol
The way Ralph constantly needs to let everyone know he has a date comes across just like Chris Chan. He wants us all to know his love quest is going well, she's true and honest and she's not a hooker (this time). The refusal to keep his private life private is the most typical lolcow behaviour.
Sumptinsfuckey
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It's nice to see Ethel finally come out of the closet and own his attraction to prepubescent boys. Its probably far too late for it to have a positive effect on his life, but at least he's living less of a lie.
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Not only is Ralph confirmed checking his girlfriends thread, but is also reading his thread again, uh-mayzin!
Die nigger Hoffman die
"Slelepy" heads
Today is Senorita Day. A wide range of embarrassing things could potentially happen, one of them being the long awaited cooking stream.
Die nigger Hoffman die
"Slelepy" heads
Today is Senorita Day. A wide range of embarrassing things could potentially happen, one of them being the long awaited cooking stream.
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Ah Seniorita day. Magical romance in the air. Ralph buying the finest most cheapest Mexican slop he can afford. Assholes thumbed, and a feast of eating shit. Wonderful.