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Stephanie would have reason to fear that one of her neighbors would report her for owning an extra cat. They have to know she's a narc.
Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children
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That, and she's so lazy her father has to clean the frigging litter box. Having one cat is already too much work for her, she can't even bring herself to waggle a laser pointer or a feather tied to string for poor Siggy. A kitten would be even more demanding than an adult cat.
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staph has such a weird, like...callousness towards animals?
i don't think callous is the right word. ignorance? either way, she's just weird about animals, especially for someone who claims to be one with nature or whatever the fuck. i don't think it even occurs to her that she can personally help the kitty. lest we forget the tale of Edith/Fuzzy, the stray that hung around the frig's house that they liked to headcanon as peetie's girlfriend. yarbs would make tweets like "the poor thing is out alone in the rain, i really don't think she has an owner
" and just...didn't do anything. eventually they found out the cat's name is Fuzzy and belonged to the neighbors, but it took them so long to figure it out. it just never occurred to yarrow that yeah, a cat alone out in the rain is sad, but she could help the poor thing by bringing it in, or calling animal control!even if she can't/won't keep the kitten she could give it food, or call an animal shelter/animal control, or try to catch it and then keep it in a separate room from siggy until they can get it to a shelter or find a home. or maybe she could keep it. yarrow has to know about the cat distribution system, right? i'm sure she could bullshit some loki story about how he wants to invite some youthful vigor and chaos into the Brown household and it's fate that she saved this cat.
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Stephanie has exactly zero impulse to help or take care of anything or anyone. It doesn't even register to her that she should.staph has such a weird, like...callousness towards animals?
i don't think callous is the right word. ignorance? either way, she's just weird about animals, especially for someone who claims to be one with nature or whatever the fuck. i don't think it even occurs to her that she can personally help the kitty. lest we forget the tale of Edith/Fuzzy, the stray that hung around the frig's house that they liked to headcanon as peetie's girlfriend. yarbs would make tweets like "the poor thing is out alone in the rain, i really don't think she has an owner
even if she can't/won't keep the kitten she could give it food, or call an animal shelter/animal control, or try to catch it and then keep it in a separate room from siggy until they can get it to a shelter or find a home. or maybe she could keep it. yarrow has to know about the cat distribution system, right? i'm sure she could bullshit some loki story about how he wants to invite some youthful vigor and chaos into the Brown household and it's fate that she saved this cat.
Like, if you look at a random parked car, you probably don't think "I should break a window, pour mayonnaise on the seats, and then put two pairs of old red shoes on the dashboard." You probably would be more likely to think that than Staph would be to think "I should help this person/animal."
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I already posted the Jeff essay she wrote as a cope for thirsting after him, but thought I would add a text version, because it's got some great statements in it.
Staph's call out blog got hold of it (Hey, Rise Of The Womb Wizard!).
Good work from Rise, as always. I only bring this up again because she has decided to spew Dahmer facts on Blue Sky ever since.
Updates:
No1curs.
She reaaaaally wants a slap fight, doesn't she?
'His attractiveness was his primary weapon' is debatable. Most of his victims were poor, brown, and/or underage, and I doubt his 'attractiveness' had anything to do with them going back to his apartment, they just needed a place to go. In my faggot opinion he looked slow in the brain and depressed and I wouldn't entertain it.
Again, no1curs for your basic bitch true crime knowledge.
'Tempted to go outside' lol, when are you ever tempted?
Bring back the peepeepoopoo song!
I doubt that, even if she had the money, she would ever go for any surgery. She loves her tits too much.
I guess she means at that AFTER group.
Of course he now shows up looking like her new Slavic fixation. I'm surprised Lolki doesn't appear to her as a member of Ghost or something.
ETA:
'1 point off because I'm sad' lol. I like how she didn't even name the fucking film. Useless.
Hello, I have hybristophilia. I am attracted to Jeff, and I have discussed it with my therapist.
I can understand the visceral reaction of finding out that people like me exist. But at the same time, I am just someone who has a paraphilia. I have never acted on my feelings. I talk about them in a few isolated places on the internet, or else in therapy.
I wrote a story about Jeff from the perspective of someone who may have met him and tried to have a relationship with him when he was alive. I did this in order to process my feelings. My therapist was appreciative that I did this. Unfortunately, doing so has gotten me comments from people who don't know me in real life saying that I am a disgusting person. I have been called worse than a Nazi, a white supremacist, and have often told to kill myself for writing this story.
I'm already a marginalized person who has a long and complicated mental health journey that has included multiple suicide attempts and hospitalizations. Writing my story was not an attempt to make the victims families angry or upset. I wasn't trying to romanticize his crimes or say that I condoned anything he did. I simply did it as an act of catharsis and to better understand my feelings.
Please understand that the people who have paraphilias such as hybristophilia are already under an immense amount of social stigma. I have only told one or two very close friends in real life about this. Otherwise, I hide it from everyone, anonymously and in shame of anyone else finding out. I'm not a monster, or trying to be edgy or disrespectful of anyone. I'm just a neurodivergent queer person who has gotten wrapped up in my emotions towards a man who seemed to be struggling with a lot of issues in common with mine: loneliness, trouble accepting himself, and intrusive thoughts and urges that distress him.
Think of me the next time you encounter someone like those who make these comments. We don't deserve to be treated like freaks or told to kill ourselves for feelings that we can't control.
I can understand the visceral reaction of finding out that people like me exist. But at the same time, I am just someone who has a paraphilia. I have never acted on my feelings. I talk about them in a few isolated places on the internet, or else in therapy.
I wrote a story about Jeff from the perspective of someone who may have met him and tried to have a relationship with him when he was alive. I did this in order to process my feelings. My therapist was appreciative that I did this. Unfortunately, doing so has gotten me comments from people who don't know me in real life saying that I am a disgusting person. I have been called worse than a Nazi, a white supremacist, and have often told to kill myself for writing this story.
I'm already a marginalized person who has a long and complicated mental health journey that has included multiple suicide attempts and hospitalizations. Writing my story was not an attempt to make the victims families angry or upset. I wasn't trying to romanticize his crimes or say that I condoned anything he did. I simply did it as an act of catharsis and to better understand my feelings.
Please understand that the people who have paraphilias such as hybristophilia are already under an immense amount of social stigma. I have only told one or two very close friends in real life about this. Otherwise, I hide it from everyone, anonymously and in shame of anyone else finding out. I'm not a monster, or trying to be edgy or disrespectful of anyone. I'm just a neurodivergent queer person who has gotten wrapped up in my emotions towards a man who seemed to be struggling with a lot of issues in common with mine: loneliness, trouble accepting himself, and intrusive thoughts and urges that distress him.
Think of me the next time you encounter someone like those who make these comments. We don't deserve to be treated like freaks or told to kill ourselves for feelings that we can't control.
Good work from Rise, as always. I only bring this up again because she has decided to spew Dahmer facts on Blue Sky ever since.
Updates:
No1curs.
She reaaaaally wants a slap fight, doesn't she?
'His attractiveness was his primary weapon' is debatable. Most of his victims were poor, brown, and/or underage, and I doubt his 'attractiveness' had anything to do with them going back to his apartment, they just needed a place to go. In my faggot opinion he looked slow in the brain and depressed and I wouldn't entertain it.
Again, no1curs for your basic bitch true crime knowledge.
'Tempted to go outside' lol, when are you ever tempted?
Bring back the peepeepoopoo song!
I doubt that, even if she had the money, she would ever go for any surgery. She loves her tits too much.
I guess she means at that AFTER group.
Of course he now shows up looking like her new Slavic fixation. I'm surprised Lolki doesn't appear to her as a member of Ghost or something.
ETA:
'1 point off because I'm sad' lol. I like how she didn't even name the fucking film. Useless.
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maybe i'm mixing up my serial killers but wasn't dahmer notoriously an awkward autismo with no friends and no charm, and the only way he got victims was because he promised them money to take photographs? i'm pretty sure staph even brings it up in her self insert fanfic that the self insert is dating gay-town's local creep. she's so coom brained that she doesn't realize normal people don't think he's particularly attractive, and if they do think he is, the seriousness of his crimes kill the attraction.
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He also looks like the retard that would snap girls' bra straps in highschool and then cry when he got dick punched or slapped for it.
Totally Staph's dreamboat ghostsoulmate.
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Iirc Ted Bundy was the one who was a notorious ladykiller (literally) and there are quite a lot of ladies from that time period who have 'flirted with a cute guy, saw him on the news months/years later...' stories.
I would imagine most of the notoriously female serial killer fandom would probably have limited interest in Jeffrey Dahmer due to him being well known as a gay dude and obviously not into women (yes Stapphy, that goes for boxies too, still a woman, gay dude would still not be interested).
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How can she say that she's 'never acted on her feelings' towards Dahmer when she's out here ghost marrying him, writing and posting fanfic, actively seeking out discord servers that are depraved enough for her, and woobifying him on tumblr? I would consider that acting on her feelings.
Oh, that's 'just talking about him in a few isolated places on the internet'. My bad. Curious what she would think would count as 'acting on her feelings' for Dahmer then.
Oh, that's 'just talking about him in a few isolated places on the internet'. My bad. Curious what she would think would count as 'acting on her feelings' for Dahmer then.
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I can't imagine what else she could be doing to act on her feelings for a dead man she's never met. Hump his grave? (If he has one?)
I guess picking fights with anyone who mentions him as if he's your IRL husband isn't "acting on your feelings." But it sure seems that way to me.
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Thank fuck he was cremated, I could see Staph trying to diddle herself with one of his bones otherwise.
I'm just patiently waiting for that pseudo arc of "my spiritspouse is a serial adulterer!"
I'm just patiently waiting for that pseudo arc of "my spiritspouse is a serial adulterer!"
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LOL. Is it actually datura if it did fuck all? I'm imagining her doubling the dose tomorrow, and if it truly is datura, then I'm imagining the only beings she will be communicating with will be doctors.
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It's absolutely a placebo effect or an outright lie. Jimsonweed is not a pleasant experience.
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Most likely that or slim chance that she's just so fucking horrible and unpleasant that it was enjoyable for her.
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Aw, looks like the trans-boomer who has to buy her herbal tea pre-brewed is bad at herbcraft.
We called it, as much as we wish things ever happened.
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I don't trust her around Siggy if she actually gets ahold of real jimsonweed.
But honestly, what would most likely happen is her calling 911 as soon as she starts feeling weird.
But honestly, what would most likely happen is her calling 911 as soon as she starts feeling weird.
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More than likely was morning glory.
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I didn't understand Staphylococcus' need to be 'accepted' for every fetish until I really read into how the common reddit troon and Tumblr BLT person writes online.
It's this chuunin, main protagonist-style ideology that everything and every notion they have isn't simply what it is, but it must be a main facet of who they are and more importantly, something they can hinge victimhood onto. Staph is this but to a degree that makes the others have to look inward and they hate themselves ergo they tend to hate Staph.
The normal person might be into getting spanked during sex or something, and it will come up with their partner or prospective partners, if at all.
But not for ol Staphylitis. This is what she is and it *must* be shared, it *must* be who she is as a person and you *must* accept it or it's lidurelly oppression.
Could something happen to her and she not share it? If a bottle of hand sanitizer gets sipped in the Staph household and she doesn't post about it, does it make a sound?
It's this chuunin, main protagonist-style ideology that everything and every notion they have isn't simply what it is, but it must be a main facet of who they are and more importantly, something they can hinge victimhood onto. Staph is this but to a degree that makes the others have to look inward and they hate themselves ergo they tend to hate Staph.
The normal person might be into getting spanked during sex or something, and it will come up with their partner or prospective partners, if at all.
But not for ol Staphylitis. This is what she is and it *must* be shared, it *must* be who she is as a person and you *must* accept it or it's lidurelly oppression.
Could something happen to her and she not share it? If a bottle of hand sanitizer gets sipped in the Staph household and she doesn't post about it, does it make a sound?
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I'm still thinking back to that picture of her where she had a normal shirt and a facial expression, and I gotta say: Stephanie should look into embroidered tunics. They're still grandma-core and "easy care," but look much more plausibly pagan than a printed tee.
Sample screenshot from a fat grandma catalog:
Sample screenshot from a fat grandma catalog:
