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TrainwreckAnisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches
She actually got hair extensions? I know this thread attracts more men then usual in beauty parlour, so I'll fill you in on what that means in girl code. Women do drastic things to their hair (bleaching, bangs, extensions out of nowhere) often when they are emotionally spiralling.
Shits about to get funny.
Also: the longer the extensions, the bigger the insecurity. You can only blend the real hair naturally to a point. Her extensions are to long. Kind of shows how unreasonable she is.
When she posted the bathroom pic earlier today on twitter, I didn't notice that she had posted a couple more pictures on ig. Oh look, it's her "office" in the third picture. The caption:
Why did she choose the picture that shows the bad blending to post on multiple platforms. I also really hope those aren't the 300$ jeans that "fit her perfectly".
Extensions sound like a complete autism nightmare. There are non-autists who can't handle them, because you literally can't get to your scalp properly. If she's not committed to them, why didn't she just get clip ins and a blended haircut?
I really hope she'll wash her hair more often, otherwise this is going to be a nightmare...
Well after being thread banned for a month for saying denims is more attractive than Anisa, it’s nice to be back and see all the baking posts and the Jomhas losing money on their house.
Anyways, the bog is up. Haven’t watched the full thing yet, just love the opening
Her hair already looks like shit, just 2 days away from the hairdresser appointment since she's a total slob with 0 sense of style (it's fine, just stop pretending otherwise cause it's fucking uncouth).
Surprised she even had it done after all that yapping about "muh autism overstimulation" and how she hates long hair because it's annoying and a chore to maintain.
As long as their long enough to inhibit your inability to make a full knucle/grip doesn't that already make it considerably harder to do any manual labour that requires using tools?
Sir. How many women with this kind of nail art on their hands do you know that also work manual labour jobs with tools?
I know women are retarded but surely you can't be this retarded.
I cannot fathom at any level why people think this is a good idea and the moment I see somebody has tatoos like this i am incapable of having respect for them. I realize that's irrational but i just can't help it.
Take the hottest chick in the world, the smartest person on earth, the most generous or kind, somebody who literally saved my life, and put tatoos on them and I just look at them like a child. View attachment 7720824
I am not even anti tattoo (and am beating a dead horse here for the umpteenth time) but her tattoos look like shit. I don't know if it's the quality or design or them being on Anisa but they look so fake on her. Some real try-hard shit. I met much heavier tattooed women before and they didn't give off that phony aura. I am just not buying the look when i see Anisa.
Anisa is talking about people with Peter Pan syndrome who never grew up and they’re really embarrassing but you can’t tell them that because they live in a fantasy to keep their world alive
Welcome back soldat
That is some astral level projection. At least the whores Anisa sucks up to do fucking onlyfans. Cant believe im saying that. This bitch doesnt do anything apart from tweet the most mundane shit imaginable and she gets BTFO so hard she was backed into just IG stories on occasions. Such a heckin influenza!! I cant wait for the week long streaming career its gonna be twice the fun with the h3 fags dog piling this time round :'D
Another confirmation that Anisa does everything she does for outside validation. Ian might be a fashion accessoire at this point. Also, this episode is a new low, are they really wondering why their viewership numbers are so bad with this kind of content?
This sounds like something she picked up from some pamphlet that was laying around in the waiting room of her therapist's office. Real deep, Anisa. Second paragraph is peak therapy speak bullshit.
Anisa is talking about people with Peter Pan syndrome who never grew up and they’re really embarrassing but you can’t tell them that because they live in a fantasy to keep their world alive
I didn't think it was possible before i saw it with my own eyes but Denims' Only Fans content is even more lacklustre than Anisa's. This is the average shit you get when you buy in (taken from the Denims thread in PG):
Im starting to buy the dane sticking around to swoop in on anisa stonks, last time he left the room they dropped the pegging lore which was devastating... I didnt think it was possible for ANYONE to simp for her with the botched frankenstein titties
If she had no tattoos and dressed like a normie, but kept the extensions, you wouldn’t give her a second look or notice the pear head. She wouldn’t even look like a discount normie sex doll. So, Anisa gets a W?
Tbf I zoned the fuck out, it was a movie review and then she just threw in this real life analogy in and it caught my attention. Listening to the movie reviews on 2x speed is a nightmare.
—- Also, the camera went out a few times and they don’t have the closeup face cams at this time.
I’ll take hats but I really can’t get over how bad those extensions are. They’re not layered and you can see her mullet up top. It’s like spotting a guy with a toupee. It’s so pathetic how Ian just sits there and admits he knew the $500 or $1000 extensions weren’t permanent. He’s just used to throwing away money on her BPD or HPD. It’s easier to not fight it.
I went back and watched the episode he did with Graham Stephan in 2021 about his finances.
Breakdown in 2021 of his earnings:
- SEP IRA contributing max to yearly since 2017
- 200k made on merch from the Dax Flame doc that they split/so 100k
- 20k off of airsoft fatty doc
- *Ian admits he had a low CPM and that’s where sponsors come in to supplement, so when looking at his YouTube stats he’s probably making around the middle of the estimates*
- annual income ranging 200-500k a year, 50% from Adsense, 30% sponsors, 20% merch
- back then he owned two homes he had paid off at the time and was exploring renting the second one out
- Tesla stock
Since then his channel is in deep shit. I haven’t seen any sponsors in a long time. I can’t find any merch either. The Seattle house is going to be a loss. The house still has a mortgage of around 5k.
Since 2021 Anisa has managed to hemorrhage money through retard spending, moving around and the biggie: creator clash. I’m sure Ian had to put up some money to make that happen. Maybe I’m wrong and some retard just fronted all the money and ate all the costs for three years but I doubt it.
They’re not section 8 poor by any means but Ian was set to be doing really well if it weren’t for Anisa based off what he was making. They have been bleeding money since 2021. They had a Seattle office (spent 40k to have someone make that set for Dax’s show), Creator Clash costs, moving, tattoos, unnecessary travel, plastic surgery, hair, gold teeth and now moving at a loss.
Realistically, I would clock Ian’s net worth right now at 600k to 1 million and that’s not going to last with Anisa and no idea how to start making content that makes him money again. He can’t still be contributing to his SEC IRA that much anymore. That’s a lot of money for us normal fags and it is maddening that it was so much more and he could have kept making more if he weren’t so stupid with letting her make financial decisions based off retarded emotions, pettiness and pride.
What a life, make a shit ton of money from saying nigger faggot then get with a retarded boobie streamer and let her slowly bleed it out on bullshit over the next eight years. At this point he’d make more money biting the bullet and opening a cameo account and just saying whatever people tell him to for $50. It’s no less humiliating than moving to Edmonton, doing a basement podcast where they talk about their bowel habits and periods, LARP as a Palestine white knight and desperately try to lick Hasan’s nuts for a chance at breadtube so Anisa can get invited to some circle jerks award ceremonies.
Edit on my sperg: there is NO fucking way that as 2/3 owners and founders they destroyed the event two times and walked away not paying a penny and Ian walking away with a purse two years and a bonus one year. I’m guessing that shit cost them a few hundred thousand. I think that’s why Ian has so much hostility towards the event (ex: calling it dumb, generally seeming angry and like he can’t wait to be get out of the mess). That’s also why they structured it to make sure they would have taken 34% this year. He was tired of losing money.
BOGSISTERS WE ARE SO BACK! You know what that means? PPP has time to torture himself with the Bog to get clips for tonight's show. Thank you Anisa we'll be SAVED from anymore down bad Ethan Ralph segments!
I've read the whole bit 10 times and it gets funnier every single time, but this is by far the funniest part.
The implication that anisa is so shit at cooking she shouldn't have access to complicated recipes in the same way a child shouldn't have access to a gun.
Unfortunately for Anisa, she'll never be able to wash Ian's stench off of herself. No other retarded e-celeb is going to take her when she's infamous as the dumb whore who ruined iDubbbz's career and reputation. The best she can hope for is some random truck driver who'll stick his dick in anything.
She literally looks like a generic, discount “alt girl” sex doll with those terrible extensions and ugly ass, random tattoos. This is not a compliment.
Those are literally the same chairs as the old set. So what did it take them like a month and a half to get them out the van? Are they haram chairs and devout muslim Maureen wouldn't allow them in the house?
The bitch is lazy. Anisa is rather slothful herself, too.
Hundred bucks on them leaving Ian's diapers lying around the house until Maureen yells at them.
