Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

Pretty sure this is the YTDrama thread on Reddit:

https://old.reddit.com/r/youtubedrama/comments/1luc3og/my_experience_with_pirate_software_and_his_game/

Reading his responses in the screenshots... it's just funny how he doesn't care at all about his fans harassing the players, when he whines about getting harassed all the fucking time.

 

[tarzor]

upload the whole pic please

exif was already stripped

 

[Hit Squad]

Pretty sure this is the YTDrama thread on Reddit:

https://old.reddit.com/r/youtubedrama/comments/1luc3og/my_experience_with_pirate_software_and_his_game/

Yeah, that's the one. Not a lot of evidence and as some people said, wish they'd recorded the voicechat.

Part one and Part Two on YouTubeDrama Reddit

Part one and Part two on PirateSnarkWare Reddit

Spoiler: Screenshots of the thread

A few comments in the thread

 

[${Sandy}]

We will be getting the maldo police report. So he wasn't lying about the swatting.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

So he wasn't lying about the swatting.

Because it takes time to process???

Idk, it MIGHT of happened to some capacity like cops knocking politely, but I get a feeling this could just be a standard delay??? Good on you for doing this shit though

 

[MercuryMan]

Because it takes time to process???

Idk, it MIGHT of happened to some capacity like cops knocking politely, but I get a feeling this could just be a standard delay??? Good on you for doing this shit though

Probably a wellness check, no way this crying faggot had his door busted down by armed officers. I'll wait and see though.

 

[${Sandy}]

Because it takes time to process???

Idk, it MIGHT of happened to some capacity like cops knocking politely, but I get a feeling this could just be a standard delay??? Good on you for doing this shit though

Its funny that the one time pirate software tells the truth its something you shouldnt tell the public. If you get swatted complaining about it online just encourages whoever did it in the first place.

 

[Facom]

tells the truth

This is a big claim. How do you know? Receipts

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Probably a wellness check, no way this crying faggot had his door busted down by armed officers. I'll wait and see though.

Either way, I'm betting my left nut SWAT was NOT infact deployed ALL 3 fucking times. Thats utter fucking bs of the highest magnitude.

This is a big claim. How do you know? Receipts

I think he believes this because of the response he got. I don't know the process of such inquiries too good, but that sounds so fucking vague. What if it just ends up being police telling him the ferret smell was getting complaints from neighbors? OR if its just "this takes 30 days even if we have jack shit to show"?

 

[kiwifarms net]

Screenshots of the thread

"...and bookend that with bans..."

God I knew there was something else bothering me about him. This fart-huffing faggot always vomits up a brand new buzzword/corpospeak every time he gets mad and start swinging his authority around like a club. Must be a really good tactic if it works on teenagers playing Minecraft. I'll have to remember that one next time I want to bully people 20 years younger than me.

I'm betting you that this sort of corpospeak is the ONLY thing he learned from his jobs. He must be dripping with ironic resentment for some manager that chewed him out one day and he's never forgotten the lessons he got in authorityspeak since.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

This is an interesting thought.

I almost want to think FOR HIS BENEFIT, its laser, just because YOU CANNOT FUCKING TELL ME that someone with a voice that deep CANNOT grow a beard.

Which means if he HASN'T lasered, the voice thing is even MORE damning.

Seriously, imagine a man that old (so not an awkward teen or early 20s dude, they get a pass) being UNABLE to grow a beard in any capacity. Not even just a shitty neckbeard....You think he had a deep voice? FUUUUCK no.

his go-to when confronted would probably be muh genetics, but the best part is his own father has appeared on stream with a beard.

 

[Bogliacci]

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We will be getting the maldo police report. So he wasn't lying about the swatting.

Yet he is lying about it. He's lying by omission. He's had everything set up to protect himself, but when he says swatting, he only says that and allows people to conjure up scenes of MRAPs driving onto his lawn and armed police forcing their way in multiple times when in reality he just gets a call.

 

[${Sandy}]

Yet he is lying about it. He's lying by omission. He's had everything set up to protect himself, but when he says swatting, he only says that and allows people to conjure up scenes of MRAPs driving onto his lawn and armed police forcing their way in multiple times when in reality he just gets a call.

He probably got a knock on the door and an annoying conversation with the pigs in blue, I doubt a swat team actually kicked in his door.

 

[clickbait]

He probably got a knock on the door and an annoying conversation with the pigs in blue, I doubt a swat team actually kicked in his door.

They probably called him first to check the validity. And then a cop came to double check.

 

[Facom]

Spoiler: Pythos comments

The maniacal laughing in this actually disturbs me

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I just HAD to share this from the Maldavius memes thread.

Posted by @Sneedigo Montoya , he even made a template version

 

[Unimaginative Username]

I almost want to think FOR HIS BENEFIT, its laser, just because YOU CANNOT FUCKING TELL ME that someone with a voice that deep CANNOT grow a beard.

I'll note that one of the side effects of laser hair removal can be scarring, and more than a few people have made remarks about the "Joker scars" at the corners of his mouth.

 

[korguragozog]

Interview with Mald's former Blizzard coworker and roomate:

Preservetube

• Everyone thought she was his sister because they had the same last name.
• She was hired as his tardwrangler because he did no work and browsed Reddit all day (natch).
• His room and bathroom in their apartment was a pigsty with "white fluid" on the walls.
• People are afraid to speak up because of Mald's thralls, not his dad.

It's ALWAYS the banana suits. Why is it always the banana suits?

 

[Nick Gars]

It's ALWAYS the banana suits. Why is it always the banana suits?

And its always someone with the emotional and intellectual maturity of a teenager in the early 2000's. "Random Access Humor" stopped being funny 2 decades ago, you would think a dude nearly in his fuckin' 40's would know that.

 

[clickbait]

And its always someone with the emotional and intellectual maturity of a teenager in the early 2000's. "Random Access Humor" stopped being funny 2 decades ago, you would think a dude nearly in his fuckin' 40's would know that.

There's money in the banana suit.