Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Hakase Shinonome]

where can you see the line? i don't know hair extensions

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

anus cant just let her hair grow out like every normal person, no she needs to spend ians money to have it NOW NOW NOW NOW before she chops it off again 2 months later when her obsession shifts elsewhere

 

[Leo Frank]

You just know she looked up a guide on how to photograph food that suggested decorations in the background and gave examples and now that she got her stupid overpriced candles and cake stand she will make sure to put them in the background of every photo (probably the only piece of new "furniture" they got) and it still looks so sad and horrible, seriously why is she so bad and photography? Food photography especially ain't easy but what the hell

Also,
>Good night
>clearly daylight
She really was scrolling through her phone looking at things to post, huh...
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Why is their couch backed up to the fireplace that close? It bothers me.

It is so pathetic that she’s scrolling through her phone to post a photo taken earlier to say “goodnight” like anyone cares. Just text your mom that shit and tell her you’ll see her tomorrow.

Edit: their baldness and chatGPT. Anus, stop trying to gaslight us

Spoiler: Ian’s baldness

Spoiler: Anisa’s balding

 

[Godmode]

I think I hit most of the main points.

 

[PetiteFeet]

I think I hit most of the main points.
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she's too cute to be Anus. stupid AI.

 

[Killing and Eating People]

I think I hit most of the main points.
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my edit

 

[Incecticyder]

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my edit

She has a longer mouth in reality. Give her a smile from Glasgow.

 

[pixelatedsuicide]

what are the odds chat? it's the last scheduled stream on her twitch. Quick! wash all the produce with dishwasher soap!

 

[Leo Frank]

Ladies and gents, let’s go



She has scheduled herself to stream Saturday, Sunday, Tuesday and Wednesday from 4:30 - 9:30 EST all through next year

 

[pixelatedsuicide]

Ladies and gents, let’s go

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She has scheduled herself to stream Saturday, Sunday, Tuesday and Wednesday from 4:30 - 9:30 EST all through next year

holy shit didnt catch that on desktop! LOL. Unfortunately like all her fad hobbies i feel this will be short lived with the additional h3 pressure

 

[The Secret Sauce]

How long do we reckon the triumphant return to streaming will last? I'd bet my firstborn's soul she'll give up before next Sunday, if she even starts.

 

[Godmode]

Ladies and gents, let’s go

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She has scheduled herself to stream Saturday, Sunday, Tuesday and Wednesday from 4:30 - 9:30 EST all through next year

We will be lucky to get one stream out of her before she stages her own kidnapping or something as an excuse to backout.

 

[Leo Frank]

How long do we reckon the triumphant return to streaming will last? I'd bet my firstborn's soul she'll give up before next Sunday, if she even starts.

What is she even going to talk about? I’m betting on six streams, 11 TOTAL. I don’t think she will ever last the full five hours. Anisa can’t “work” 20 hours a week.

I will try to catch as much as I can live, but I’m a phone fag now so I can’t retrieve/archive any VODs if she deletes them which is likely. If anyone can recover them I’ll go through and summarize, clip anything interesting when I have time.

Anus’ underwhelming return to streaming wasn’t as important last year. Now she has h3 watching, kino casino watching, beezle (who feeds clips to all commentary) and so many others. Ethan said he couldn’t wait for her streams so the pressure is on.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

I will try to catch as much as I can live, but I’m a phone fag now so I can’t retrieve/archive any VODs if she deletes them which is likely. If anyone can recover them I’ll go through and summarize, clip anything interesting when I have time.

I can't fucking believe you got threadbanned, you're one of our most powerful a-logs. You'd have to pay me to sit through hours of raw, unedited Jomhaslop.

 

[monstrous bubo]

That’s our girl, half-arsing it

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

I may be ESL'ing really hard right now but in good faith I'll assume she tried to make it a pun on "chronically" and "chronicle" except she's too fucking retarded to not realise it isn't "chronical" but "chronic". Either way she meant it just makes it even funnier.

No fucking way Anisa puts that much thought in a thing she posts She's just not very smart and doesn't know how to spell, i am convinced it's not even a typo like "Task Masker" in her corn cobs and ribs tweet.

Edit to add something that isn't just pure hate: Her cookies look good. But, as another kiwi already said, it's hardly a complex recipe and difficult to fuck up. She should stick with simple stuff like that if she doesn't want to get clowned on by practically the entire internet every time she posts pictures of her food. Of course she had to ruin any positivity with the attention-whoring "I am posting an Insta story about all my food soon" and reposting the vinaigrette cake but what can you do?

 

[Rei is Shit.]

Lets give a big ups to the contractor for making due with different sized hexagonal tiles.

 

[Briareus]

anus cant just let her hair grow out like every normal person, no she needs to spend ians money to have it NOW NOW NOW NOW before she chops it off again 2 months later when her obsession shifts elsewhere

They literally had that little back-and-forth where Ian said he doesn't like the platinum pixie cut and you can bet money on the fact she'll go as short as she thinks she can get away with and bleached to absolute hair destruction just to spite Ian.

 

[pixelatedsuicide]

does this mean we get the return of mod mommy maureen btw??

 

[Leo Frank]

does this mean we get the return of mod mommy maureen btw??

That would be the funniest outcome but tbh I don’t know how busy she is taking care of the dad. It will probably be han. Maureen probably couldn’t hang around for five hours with the state her husband is in unless they have an in house caretaker for him (even though I don’t Anisa can stream for five hours). Anisa confirmed he is still living at home.

Why isn’t this dumbass announcing her stream? Announcing it when she’s already live or going live in five minutes is a terrible idea for someone who is an inactive streamer. She has to build some hype! She’s so terrible at promoting literally anything.