Archived for the inevitable deletion by the archivist.
I love how she's phrasing everything as a "gift" and also a "marriage". She's twisting the definitions in her head to absurdity.
Also, I'm going to give Daniel the benefit of the doubt that he's not a sadistic moron who enjoys the pain/pleasure Becky is bestowing upon him, and hazard a guess that he's barely talking to her. Short statements at most, which riles her the fuck up and lets the imagination run wild. I hope beyond all hope that some truth is able to eek out. Like him saying "No Becky, you can't take my computer", with her responding 'OMG HE'S TRYING TO KILL ME AND TAKE EVERYTHING THAT'S MINE. HE'S GONNA CALL THE COPS TO MAKE ME SUICIDE BY POLICE SINCE I WANT TO KILL MY MYSELF BECAUSE HE WANTS TO REPLACE ME WITH A GOLD-DIGGING WHORE!!!"
Edit: Glad I archived them in time because you'd never believe what she did to the skeets. I've only started her following regularly more recently, but has she always cycled through skeets this fast?