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DAMN THAT VIEW NICE!
Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY
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Short & Sweet
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can someone explain the BMJ x Sweet Honey lore?
i watched this vid last night and then got sweet honey stuck in my head (it is a banger), and today i went to listen to it on youtube and the official vid on yt pretty much only has BMJ comments on it.
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If you don't know the LOLCOW, Austin is turning into Vampire Kelly. Soon, with enough hardworking and scratching like he means it, we will see bone soon.
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It's a song he listens to often so it became a staple, and has been renamed by Sneedchat to Sneed Honey.
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Around 11AM in his time zone, Austin went live on Twitch with a $750 deposit in his Howl account. The entire stream was 26 minutes. Austin is proving himself, again, to be incapable of slowing down for content. His paypig just want to hangout with the Boss and he keeps letting them down.
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When bossman gets really REALLY high, he'll run the same fucking song over and over and over again, sometimes playing the same song back to back without ever realizing. He just happened to really like Sweet Honey but it used to happen with other songs like Low Rider during the AustinGambles era.
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The topic of mantras came up a few pages back... so while we're at it:
graciously provided by @Bruno Powroznik
The Key of Austin Peterson
or - Esoteric Bossmanism -
A friend of mine once elaborated on the taoist belief and practice to go in circles. And over time the "radius" shrinks, he said. And so, over a very long time it shrinks to the point of no-more-shrink. And that point shall be named nirvana.
I liked the idea he expressed. So let's apply some of that general vibe onto the universe of irondollah / Austin_07 /AustinGambles / Bossmanjack
Today I come to you with an advanced schizo take, an essay if you will, that does a little shallow-dive on the spiritual and ritualistic underpinnings of bossmantent and its enjoyment.
See, to some the act of watching a 30 year old white man, living at his parents home, gambling away the equivalent of a small nation's GDP, screaming at the top of his lungs and taking suspicious breaks off-camera with ever increasing frequency might appear as somewhat bizarre. And to the untrained eye it most certainly appears as if that is all there is to it.
Money is in.
Yesss Guys.
Noooo.
I fucking lost it all.
Oh well.
My bad.
See you later guys.
The shallowest of minds, at that point, would - right here - quickly conclude that they now have seen the whole of the bossmanian microcosm and further infer that there is no more need for an extended director's cut bossman segment this friday. Let me explain to you in great detail how they are wrong.
1. Dukkha – The Truth of Suffering
At the time of writing this we're celebrating some type of two year anniversary in this thread (editor's note: bossmanjack's first appeareance on Dear Sneeder's MATI podcast) and that had me go back and reflect on the fountains of nectar bestowed upon us over the past years by this absolute content machine of a man. It also had me take a more inquisitive look at the most common and reoccuring themes of the bossman programme. Did he really lose it all? Why does he keep doing it to himself? Every? Single? Day? Buddyboy? Dude?!
There are many questions to ponder upon and facets and perspectives to consider, but today we shall mostly look through the lens of a few simple - noble even - truths to guide our analysis and journey. And no truth is as simple and noble as the first of the four:
So how do we explain it then that a man who, nominally speaking, bangs my mother every other week, has money to piss away I can only wish I was able to lose, and has me watching every single day is not feeling remotely satisfied?
Well, child, it all comes down to
2. Samudaya – The Truth of the Origin of Suffering
Imagine you win five figures on some slot feach, hell, let's have it be a max win too for the sake of argument! A simple man, say you and I, would obviously and without hesitation withdraw their money and go about their day. The way of the bossman on the other hand would have none of that and boldly proclaim an invocation of the second noble truth:
So the only and righteous course of action, for a real and raw practitioner of the bossman way, is to n-tuplechuck it until the desire fades, our alegorical "center of the circle" is reached and the ball of the world - shuffling around in the eternally rigged roulette wheel of the universe goes flying off and lands perfectly atop its spindle - sitting still - and the maxest of wins is consumed.
Miracles do happen!
3. Nirodha - Suffering can cease
It is then, that you might realize that there is no more squirt to chuck or rat to swish or pipe to smoke that you might further desire. Bit of "seen it all, done with it" type shit. And just like that you might also realize that in the same breath all the suffering has come to an end as well.
"I've lost it all, I am okay. We are okay!" and mean it! It always would have come down to this anyway
This is all I have desired all along. Nothing.
4. Magga – The Truth of the Path to the Cessation of Suffering
Now this is where buddha et. al. get very - almost medically - diagnostic about their way(s) of achieveing the good ending(tm) I'm not exactly sure I can sugarcoat how off-the-boat Austin really is here. Just look:
The Eightfold Path:
Anyway, moving on moving on...
Clearly we are unable to paint Austin Curtis Peterson as a devout buddhist or even a non-contentious human being. That is probably beyond the point. But for better or worse he is an icon, who is - on the daily - facing an ever growing army of rats, weirdos - so many weirdos - and outright lunatics. Some of them are even... french!
There is only so much suffering you absolutely must take. This is where the hard drugs come into play. This is in true (real and raw) stardom fashion and is actually par for the course, after all, Austin is the Star. And the rock must roll! Nothing to see here. Don't be a weirdo.
The daily performance you take for granted here - the never ending kino, served to a discord screen near you - is a method act that puts Andy Kauffmann and the likes to shame. Austin clearly transcends the mere act and becomes one with the character - that of a beligerent apostate in total rebellion to the eightfold path.
A perfectly bad example of full-spectrum stagnation. Awe-inspiringly bad.
He will prayge the mantras and you will juice him! It's his money after all.
It's a great act, it's a real, raw self-sacrifice for the sake of kino. Fuck everyone who feels the need to seethe in their irrational anger about a stunted 30 (14 to 16 if you are being honest) year-old man in his parent's living room.
Shine on you fool!
DTPN
The Key of Austin Peterson
or - Esoteric Bossmanism -
A friend of mine once elaborated on the taoist belief and practice to go in circles. And over time the "radius" shrinks, he said. And so, over a very long time it shrinks to the point of no-more-shrink. And that point shall be named nirvana.
I liked the idea he expressed. So let's apply some of that general vibe onto the universe of irondollah / Austin_07 /
Today I come to you with an advanced schizo take, an essay if you will, that does a little shallow-dive on the spiritual and ritualistic underpinnings of bossmantent and its enjoyment.
See, to some the act of watching a 30 year old white man, living at his parents home, gambling away the equivalent of a small nation's GDP, screaming at the top of his lungs and taking suspicious breaks off-camera with ever increasing frequency might appear as somewhat bizarre. And to the untrained eye it most certainly appears as if that is all there is to it.
Money is in.
Yesss Guys.
Noooo.
I fucking lost it all.
Oh well.
My bad.
See you later guys.
The shallowest of minds, at that point, would - right here - quickly conclude that they now have seen the whole of the bossmanian microcosm and further infer that there is no more need for an extended director's cut bossman segment this friday. Let me explain to you in great detail how they are wrong.
1. Dukkha – The Truth of Suffering
At the time of writing this we're celebrating some type of two year anniversary in this thread (editor's note: bossmanjack's first appeareance on Dear Sneeder's MATI podcast) and that had me go back and reflect on the fountains of nectar bestowed upon us over the past years by this absolute content machine of a man. It also had me take a more inquisitive look at the most common and reoccuring themes of the bossman programme. Did he really lose it all? Why does he keep doing it to himself? Every? Single? Day? Buddyboy? Dude?!
There are many questions to ponder upon and facets and perspectives to consider, but today we shall mostly look through the lens of a few simple - noble even - truths to guide our analysis and journey. And no truth is as simple and noble as the first of the four:
That is of course not to say that life can not squirt massively. Yet, the house-edge is very clearly defined and the ToS state that you VILL suffer, gambler child! Be upfag all you want but Evil Eddie will get his juicer one way or another. I'm sure there is no need to dwell too much on the topic of Austin's existence, with all its paid-for shelter, food, care and taxi services being merely a thinly redecorated torture chamber tailormade for his suffering and our entertainment. Really no two ways about it, right?
So how do we explain it then that a man who, nominally speaking, bangs my mother every other week, has money to piss away I can only wish I was able to lose, and has me watching every single day is not feeling remotely satisfied?
Well, child, it all comes down to
2. Samudaya – The Truth of the Origin of Suffering
Imagine you win five figures on some slot feach, hell, let's have it be a max win too for the sake of argument! A simple man, say you and I, would obviously and without hesitation withdraw their money and go about their day. The way of the bossman on the other hand would have none of that and boldly proclaim an invocation of the second noble truth:
It is the eternal '+1', the desire therein, the demiurge, that the teachings of the buddha et. al. identify as the root and origin of suffering, which again is inescapable.
So the only and righteous course of action, for a real and raw practitioner of the bossman way, is to n-tuplechuck it until the desire fades, our alegorical "center of the circle" is reached and the ball of the world - shuffling around in the eternally rigged roulette wheel of the universe goes flying off and lands perfectly atop its spindle - sitting still - and the maxest of wins is consumed.
Miracles do happen!
3. Nirodha - Suffering can cease
It is then, that you might realize that there is no more squirt to chuck or rat to swish or pipe to smoke that you might further desire. Bit of "seen it all, done with it" type shit. And just like that you might also realize that in the same breath all the suffering has come to an end as well.
See, the thing is you just won it all (like fr fr) on your final glorious chuck, and the price you are awarded is that you get to experience how it really doesn't matter and never really had in the first place. A weight falls of your soul and for the first time you are finally able to see. And so all that remains is looking Eddie - evil, evil Eddie - straight in the eye, ripping up the digital betting receipt in front of him and to tell him proudly:
"I've lost it all, I am okay. We are okay!" and mean it! It always would have come down to this anyway
This is all I have desired all along. Nothing.
4. Magga – The Truth of the Path to the Cessation of Suffering
Now this is where buddha et. al. get very - almost medically - diagnostic about their way(s) of achieveing the good ending(tm) I'm not exactly sure I can sugarcoat how off-the-boat Austin really is here. Just look:
The Eightfold Path:
- Right View – Understanding reality and the Four Noble Truths
- Right Intention – Commitment to ethical and mental self-improvement
- Right Speech – Speaking truthfully, kindly, and helpfully
- Right Action – Ethical conduct (non-harming, non-stealing, etc.)
- Right Livelihood – Earning a living without causing harm
- Right Effort – Cultivating good states, abandoning unwholesome ones
- Right Mindfulness – Awareness of body, feelings, mind, and phenomena
- Right Concentration – Developing deep meditative absorption (jhana)
Anyway, moving on moving on...
Clearly we are unable to paint Austin Curtis Peterson as a devout buddhist or even a non-contentious human being. That is probably beyond the point. But for better or worse he is an icon, who is - on the daily - facing an ever growing army of rats, weirdos - so many weirdos - and outright lunatics. Some of them are even... french!
There is only so much suffering you absolutely must take. This is where the hard drugs come into play. This is in true (real and raw) stardom fashion and is actually par for the course, after all, Austin is the Star. And the rock must roll! Nothing to see here. Don't be a weirdo.
The daily performance you take for granted here - the never ending kino, served to a discord screen near you - is a method act that puts Andy Kauffmann and the likes to shame. Austin clearly transcends the mere act and becomes one with the character - that of a beligerent apostate in total rebellion to the eightfold path.
A perfectly bad example of full-spectrum stagnation. Awe-inspiringly bad.
He will prayge the mantras and you will juice him! It's his money after all.
It's a great act, it's a real, raw self-sacrifice for the sake of kino. Fuck everyone who feels the need to seethe in their irrational anger about a stunted 30 (14 to 16 if you are being honest) year-old man in his parent's living room.
Shine on you fool!
DTPN
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Some dork trying to get Austin to advertise for them
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Waffle Iron
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I miss the curtaindoor. Why doesn't he smash up the new door already.
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DTPN - Damn That Plaque Nice
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The fact he doesn't touch the door or the wall makes me think his parents told him that's their red line and if he touches either he's getting kicked out
(I doubt they actually would)
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Bossman fired up a quick stream for an important announcment. I need a 7 from everyone in the chat (full stream)
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Low Rider is a super awesome song.
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Roasting some no-name gay singer named Sam Hyde. Who?
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BC.Game, legit or not?
This was done with money won from Bossman when he did giveaways with that Canadian streamer (restreamer TheRigged won(me)). Do not do this. You will lose. But even if you don't, the site will not let you withdraw. Below is a sped up 2 minute vod of gambling ($50+deposit bonus) and getting UPFAG, but not being able to even withdraw a measly $ amount. R
DO NOT GAMBLE. YOU WILL LOSE.
This was done with money won from Bossman when he did giveaways with that Canadian streamer (restreamer TheRigged won(me)). Do not do this. You will lose. But even if you don't, the site will not let you withdraw. Below is a sped up 2 minute vod of gambling ($50+deposit bonus) and getting UPFAG, but not being able to even withdraw a measly $ amount. R
DO NOT GAMBLE. YOU WILL LOSE.
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Yeah this is a well known part of their (and most online crypto casinos) business strategy. It's not legal for them to do business with people in many countries (including the United States) but they will intentionally delay the KYC (Know Your Customer) checks and allow people to deposit freely, then only KYC to verify they can legally use the site once a withdraw is requested. A very easy way to boost profit margins, because the customer really can't do a single thing about it.
It's part of what makes Bossman so especially scummy, he knows his sponsors will do this to his viewers because he often deletes comments from people saying it happened to them. He's a pied piper assisting in scams, but he's not even smart enough to be one of the ones left holding the money in the end. For someone that spends so much time crying that his community doesn't truly care about him because he only gets sent free money 20 times a day from them, he's a real hypocrite because he gives no shits at all about the people that watch him.
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