Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Judge Holden]

Fatrick has opinions about a fellow large celestial object


Naturally pig man does not need such arrangements as thanks to Nikkki he has his own gas fired power plant right there in the half hovel with him

 

[Something Awful]

Has Pat even done any research on the UK and the area A Christmas Carol takes place in or any of the other things going on at the time?

Oh baby child, Rick loves to talk about all the "research" he's done to sound like a serious author. So in addition to all the other reasons this novel is sure to be shit, it's full of Wikipedia dumps and pointless trivia, too.











Fun fact: 100% of Rick's research is done by googling.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Oh baby child, Rick loves to talk about all the "research" he's done to sound like a serious author. So in addition to all the other reasons this novel is sure to be shit, it's full of Wikipedia dumps and pointless trivia, too.

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Fun fact: 100% of Rick's research is done by googling.

Jesus Christ this sounds like the dumbest novel ever written. All 3 of his readers will be happy he put in this kind of work

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Fatrick has opinions about a fellow large celestial object
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Naturally pig man does not need such arrangements as thanks to Nikkki he has his own gas fired power plant right there in the half hovel with him

So Patrick here doesn't know that the moon has a fuck ton of Helium-3 I see. He also knows fuck all about nuclear power. Busy with work, but here's some information.

https://www.edinformatics.com/math_science/what-is-helium-3.html

Jesus Christ this sounds like the dumbest novel ever written. All 3 of his readers will be happy he put in this kind of work

To be fair he's mostly right. I've spent a lot of time researching the 1970's for my CoC game. That includes looking up maps, local history, lingo, art, clothing. However I like giving people as much information as possible to work with and I wanted to get the right timeline for the books. I also had to look into various other things like real world murder mysteries.

 

[dj0449674]

The "amwriting" makes me want to hang him on a door knob by his underwear.

 

[rel=alternate]

So Patrick here doesn't know that the moon has a fuck ton of Helium-3 I see. He also knows fuck all about nuclear power. Busy with work, but here's some information.

I am a nuclear engineer on my free time (not my fulltime job), and I can confirm Rick is ignorant. And fat.

 

[Judge Holden]

"Just you, no one else." I see pig man is still labouring under being fat, and also the delusion that there is just one single stalkerchilde who has six million burner accounts here/ONA/xitter/threads/blusky/etc and an equal number of emails to (accurately) call him fat


Also I love how charmingly 1940s disney tame Duncecap fatrick is as an insulting picture and yet it receives such screaming oinked rage and threats in turn

 

[FinnSven]

"Just you, no one else." I see pig man is still labouring under being fat, and also the delusion that there is just one single stalkerchilde who has six million burner accounts here/ONA/xitter/threads/blusky/etc and an equal number of emails to (accurately) call him fat
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Also I love how charmingly 1940s disney tame Duncecap fatrick is as an insulting picture and yet it receives such screaming oinked rage and threats in turn

I hope that by a twist of fate, you are implicated in all of these atrocities against Patrick and wind up in federal super max.

However in an equally unlikely and farcical twist of fate, Patrick has his attempt to sue MPD backfire so hard, he winds up being your cell mate.

Then of course, you will thoroughly enjoy prison.

 

[Judge Holden]

I hope that by a twist of fate, you are implicated in all of these atrocities against Patrick and wind up in federal super max.

However in an equally unlikely and farcical twist of fate, Patrick has his attempt to sue MPD backfire so hard, he winds up being your cell mate.

Then of course, you will thoroughly enjoy prison.

Alas he seems to have a thing for a different pig poker given how obsessed he is with getting him face down on the ground

 

[FinnSven]

Alas he seems to have a thing for a different pig poker given how obsessed he is with getting him face down on the ground
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I said that you would enjoy prison.

He doesn’t have to.

Or even be capable of sitting down comfortably during his sentence.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

How many times can one reasonably plead No Contest while claiming to have never committed a crime?

I have an idea. Read Fat Rick's lines like Butt-Head.


Fat Rick: No . . . la . . . con . . . con . . . contendie?
Laywer Nikki's mother hired: No, Mr Tomlinson, that's nolo contendere. It means no contest. It means you are not contesting the charges.
Fat Rick: WHERE ARE MY TENDIES
Laywer: Mr Tomlinson, it means the judge will senten -
Fat Rick: TENDIES! TENDIES! TENDIES!
*picks up the lawyer's briefcase and throws it on the floor*
Fat Rick, smug: Pick it up child.
Nikki: *picks it up* I'm sorry, he gets this way when he doesn't get his afternoon nap.
Fat Rick: *jumps up and down* TENDIES!

 

[wombat]

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God damn I love this fat retard so much. His porcine antics never fail to brighten up my day.

The defendant's attorney:
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OWI stands for "Oinking While Intoxicated" I presume?

 

[break these cuffs]

So Patrick here doesn't know that the moon has a fuck ton of Helium-3 I see. He also knows fuck all about nuclear power. Busy with work, but here's some information.
https://www.edinformatics.com/math_science/what-is-helium-3.html

Which is extremely funny because Helium 3 mining on the Moon has been the focal point of many works of science fiction. One that immediately comes to mind being Moon (2009) starring Sam Rockwell. Although it's more of a drama and deals in some rather well established tropes, I like Sam Rockwell and enjoy his performance. I recommend it if you're looking for something new to watch.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

The "amwriting" makes me want to hang him on a door knob by his underwear.

#hamwriting

 

[Doug S]

Saw this legendary Twitter convo on /r/gaysforstraightsex and it might have been one of the best of Pat's old works. Can't stop laughing.

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Absolute masterpiece

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Anyone willing to show their creations? I'm also curious how you finger paint in your own shit on a cell wall. Unless he meant with, but that would be retarded of me to presume since I'm not the six figure published sci-fi author right.

 

[WASR96]

Pat wants to play the smart game? Please remind everyone what your GPA was.

 

[break these cuffs]

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Anyone willing to show their creations? I'm also curious how you finger paint in your own shit on a cell wall. Unless he meant with, but that would be retarded of me to presume since I'm not the six figure published sci-fi author right.

I believe Rick meant in the style of their own shit. He's a published author so there is no way he would mix up words. He's a professional.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I'm glad he's still doing "enjoy prison", the other lines just don't have the same charm to them.

Anyone willing to show their creations?

I can't believe all this time someone on KF figured out how to do feces finger painting and hasn't made a thread about it. They must be a genius. Please teach us :(

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

I wonder it Patty ever took the ASVAB in HS? I was hounded relentlessly to go to nuke school but Fatrick at best would have been offered a can opener position in a boot camp chow hall.