what’s the fattest experience you’ve ever had?

When The Comoestas watched The Dark Knight after it released on DVD, a young Nice Comoesta fixed a fat, fuck off plate of Nachos.
Halfway through the movie, we realized that, for the 2nd time out of 7 total in Nice Comoestas life, it had started snowing outside.
Nice Comoesta was at LEAST 50% Velveeta at the time, litterally couldnt bend himself to get up, and was stuck with Heath Ledgers close-up in the party scene while the other Comoestas played in the snow.
Dark Knight mid as a result. Batman Begins Gang Gang.
 
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