Money FB 4/22 - Barb borrowed from life insurance, eBay updates

[Slowinthemind]

Nevermind, I just found out he's using Chris's technique by begging for money. https://www.patreon.com/colesmithey

I find it hilarious that Coles Patreon gets exactly $1 less than Chris's per month, a grand total of $23. Cole has a sweetheart that provides for him while he fucks around all day with his hobbies but he lacks the audience and attention that he craves. Chris lives in poverty, has no chance of ever getting a sweetheart and will never be famous for all the right reasons, he does however have a legion of people that hang on his every word. They each have something the other one craves more than anything, truly Godbear is the biggest ween.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Nevermind, I just found out he's using Chris's technique by begging for money. https://www.patreon.com/colesmithey

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[InTheSidePocket]

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buwhahaha how long fore Coley disables comments?

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

buwhahaha how long fore Coley disables comments?

Strange they are still there . Its 10:35 am in NYC so he should have received notifications on his phone. The one mocking his fedora and how he pronounces Cannes is great. Who does Cole hate more, Chris or KF?

 

[Goochole]

Strange they are still there . Its 10:35 am in NYC so he should have received notifications on his phone. The one mocking his fedora and how he pronounces Cannes is great. Who does Cole hate more, Chris or KF?

Neither, Cole hates niggo's.

Alright, so I can't back that up. Sue me.

 

[Krispum Western Chumbler]

Whats even more funny is my Youtube suggestions. How convienient... ahhh ha ha.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Cole: I want people to pay me to travel to film festivals and watch movies and sperg about them

 

[Goochole]

Cole: I want people to pay me to travel to film festivals and watch movies and sperg about them

I said it before movie reviewing is Cole's Sonichu. Just look on his site, usually with movie reviewers you see what papers or magazines they review for, books they've written, you name it. On Cole's site none of that. He has a rotten tomatoes account you, me anybody can "review" like that. Same with IMDB.

 

[Sho'nuff]

It does and if she did it as a loan they will apply interest if she doesn't, which will further reduce the value of the policy at her death. There are reasons why people might take a loan they don't intend to pay back over a straight withdrawal against the policy (which may or may not be an option with her particular policy) but they don't really matter when we're talking about the Chandlers.

If the borrowed amount and interest exceed a certain threshold of the amount paid towards the policy (not the policies death payment value) the policy gets cancelled. Then the Chandlers would owe a significant sum in not only the borrowed amount, interest that would have accrued on the borrowed amount, the interest that would have accrued on the payments+ penalty... They would definitely be fucked, well Chris would, Barb would shit herself, do nothing, and die.

That woman is the biggest troll in Chris's life, shame he'll never realize it.

 

[Goochole]

"Oh you gave Toy Story a 3 star movie review on rotten tomatoes? You must be a big time movie reviewer"

 

[Dr.Research]

There are some people on YouTube who turned their content into full time jobs and are successful enough to live off that. What Cole doesn't understand is that those people have an audience and, more importantly, an audience willing to help support their endeavors. He should realize since he utterly fails at being a critic anyone gives a shit about, he needs to finance his own projects. To normal people, this means a J-O-B.
If he can't be arsed to find a job, he should at least work for his wife and earn a paycheck/allowance that way and get himself to film festivals.

 

[Slowinthemind]

I said it before movie reviewing is Cole's Sonichu. Just look on his site, usually with movie reviewers you see what papers or magazines they review for, books they've written, you name it. On Cole's site none of that. He has a rotten tomatoes account you, me anybody can "review" like that. Same with IMDB.

He also has videos out that have not even hit 3 digit views, according to social blade he is a D grade user this means there are pre-pubescent teens cranking about COD and Minecraft videos with a higher rating than him.

https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/colesmithey

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I said it before movie reviewing is Cole's Sonichu. Just look on his site, usually with movie reviewers you see what papers or magazines they review for, books they've written, you name it. On Cole's site none of that. He has a rotten tomatoes account you, me anybody can "review" like that. Same with IMDB.

The fedora doesn't fall far from the medallion

He also has videos out that have not even hit 3 digit views, according to social blade he is a D grade user this means there are pre-pubescent teens cranking about COD and Minecraft videos with a higher rating than him.

https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/colesmithey

It says he has negative views... He really is as much of a failure as Chris

 

[Goochole]

He also has videos out that have not even hit 3 digit views, according to social blade he is a D grade user this means there are pre-pubescent teens cranking about COD and Minecraft videos with a higher rating than him.

https://socialblade.com/youtube/user/colesmithey

Just look at the movies he reviews, and then recently he also said that the superhero movie has had its time. Shits hilarious. Sure, theres over 9 million superhero movies lately but obviously people are still going to them en masse. The movies he reviews are often really old just to try and appear as an intellectual. "Oh you reviewed Casablanca? You are so original, you are so different than mainstream, you must be an intellectual."

"Smartest movie critic in the world" indeed.

Don't get me wrong I don't dislike Cole, but I have a sneaking suspicion that where he as open as Chris about his life he'd also very much be lolcow material.

The fedora doesn't fall far from the medallion

Fucking win. That should be put in that random sentence thingie on top the forums. (@Null , @Marvin ?)

 

[Null]

VIEWS FOR THE LAST 30 DAYS
25,651 (down 44.52% )

How is it even possible for him to lose 44% of his viewers? How is he getting worse? HOW IS HE GETTING WORSE?

 

[Goochole]

VIEWS FOR THE LAST 30 DAYS
25,651 (down 44.52% )

How is it even possible for him to lose 44% of his viewers? How is he getting worse? HOW IS HE GETTING WORSE?

Haha because deep down he's a CHANDLER

 

[AnOminous]

At least Cole's Patreon is about supporting his trade.

It's not a trade if nobody pays you to do it.

He's just a guy who spergs about movies, not a critic. "Critic" implies anyone else in the world caring.

Just look at the movies he reviews, and then recently he also said that the superhero movie has had its time.

So he says he's done with capeshit. Like every other autist NEET on /co/ says the same shit.

Chris still think's that he's getting paid for that piece of shit too. Buyer is going to file a dispute because the totem is destroyed physically.

Too late for that. He already left positive feedback. You can't file a dispute after that.

 

[Slowinthemind]

VIEWS FOR THE LAST 30 DAYS
25,651 (down 44.52% )

How is it even possible for him to lose 44% of his viewers? How is he getting worse? HOW IS HE GETTING WORSE?

I am willing to bet the majority of his views are from people lurking for Chris content, when Chris is doing something interesting (totem, shirt, debts) people pay less attention to Cole.

 

[AnOminous]

If he can't be arsed to find a job, he should at least work for his wife and earn a paycheck/allowance that way and get himself to film festivals.

Think about it this way. He gets to lay around doing nothing, gets china, and gets laid.

Meanwhile, Chris gets paid money to spout ignorant bullshit on YouTube and people buy even total garbage he creates, and is world famous.

Both brothers have everything the other brother wants but not what they want!

That's some justice right there.

 

[Aldora]

Reading thought Coles Patreon, it seems the $23 is either from Cole himself, or from Coles brother-in-law, John Kyle. Apparently John introduced Cole to Patreon and Cole contributes to Johns patreon, although being unemployed, Cole probably gives less than $23 to JK.