Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[do ut des]

And Hamas Piker can promote and praise terrorism and not get banned on Twitch. It has nothing to do with troonism and everything to do with Twitch being shit, but these troon defenders are brain dead.

True but at least they banned rapestiny, so they cant be all bad ngl

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

It'll be interesting to see on Friday if this comes to fruition. "one hell of a hype train". How can people give up their hard earned money to this guy? I've never understood donating to Twitch streamers, let alone Mald.

~5k subs from his birthday are expiring on the 17th, maybe he's attempting to keep the number up with a big comeback stream or something

 

[Rabo 2: Electric Boogaloo]

Yeah, same carpet. The piss and shit juice will have soaked through the carpet by now into the floor boards. Horrific. Maybe they think plastic or something is too hard for the ferrets, so why not put down some plastic sheeting on the carpet and then a sacrificial carpet or other surface on top of that... Genuine retardation

He's also destroying the value of his home. Well, I sure fucking hope it's his. I don't think any renter could be allowed to get away with this.

 

[Facom]

~5k subs from his birthday are expiring on the 17th, maybe he's attempting to keep the number up with a big comeback stream or something
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Streamcharts shows 4868 gifted on the 17th July. I'm not sure why Twitchtracker and streamcharts have quite different numbers for the total sub count though. Streamcharts is currently showing 7939

 

[Hit Squad]

CreeperLord (and the rest) won't be shaking off the accussations of being a faggoty weakling anytime soon:

What did the trolls post to make them this upset? A picture of a bar of soap?

Also:

 

[Aidan]

They're all out of spoons and now have PTSD. No one can discuss anything that makes Mald and by extension them look like the retards that they are.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

PTSD, LMAO. I wish they actually had it. Worthless retards.

 

[kiwifarms net]

They wouldn't know PTSD if it walked barefoot into their living room and dryhumped them.

 

[Gas Snake]

PREDICTION: Mald is going to come back with a lot of sudden 'progress' on Heartbound and drum up some kinda event where he 'grinds nonstop' for X amount of time with promises to exit early access this year. (It will later be discovered that he sped up his spaghetti code progress using Claude or GPT5 behind the scenes)

At this point, HB's rep is trashed and there's no value to him pretending to plink at it for another few years. Methinks he will want to rip this band-aid off ASAP and dump it out, then announce a brand new game to pretend to work on.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Wait isn't that the exact same carpet that's now being pissed and shat on by 60 ferrets? Jesus Christ. And you just know that stench isn't contained within that one room, the whole house reeks. I'm genuinely grossed out by this absolute subhuman.

What do you think is under the carpet in terms of flooring?
Odds are plywood or some kind of boarding. May be OSB

Worst part about all of this is their piss is definitely going through the carpet and into the wood.
That whole room's floor is ruined.
He wont be able to sell that house as is. Especially with the market starting to finally collapse.

As his revenue is taking a tank dive too. I wonder if he'll even have the money if he has to get desperate and sell a house.

 

[Sheogorath]

Trying to turn the tables on anyone who notices that you've blatantly and obviously hypersexualized something that shouldn't be sexualized at all by asserting that it's nonsexual and then accusing him of being the real pervert is so common that it belongs in one of those low-effort "starter pack" memes.

"it's just a bit of sexy skintight leather you pervert nothing sexual about a mask dude maybe you're the real freak huh??? fr are you thought cuz i wanna know no reason though but if you are you can say it bro like no reason but hahahahahaha"

 

[Forklift Certified]

PREDICTION: Mald is going to come back with a lot of sudden 'progress' on Heartbound and drum up some kinda event where he 'grinds nonstop' for X amount of time with promises to exit early access this year.

nah fam, this would be involved commitment and mald do anything to avoid that...

so my prediction is he would announced a "complete engine change" to meet his ambition and the new scoop of his game... (basically upgrading the latest game maker version), So he can sit on his unfinished grift for an other decade, but now with a new excuse why he not wrapping up the production...

the writing exuse start to running dry ("i used heartbound to better myself in writing") because a single cross question ruin his excuse... ("and tell me mr. mald, how that betterment worked out for you the past 8 year? ")

because the answer that question will be a simple: "it doesn't..."

 

[Internet-Denizen]

It'll be interesting to see on Friday if this comes to fruition. "one hell of a hype train". How can people give up their hard earned money to this guy? I've never understood donating to Twitch streamers, let alone Mald.

Was looking at some more streamcharts stats. This site keeps getting better and better

Even worse than just giving money to him, that's actually BOASTING about it. "We're so special because of how much money we throw at him". Being part of that "community" is their whole identity, it's pathetic...

Also, the stream tracking websites generally don't report sub numbers accurately - streamers have always said they're way off.
As an example, Robcdee (the only streamer I know who publishes his sub count live): right now he has about 2,600 subs. Streamcharts says 1,798 and Twitchtracker says 1,725. I don't know what they're not able to take into account, but yeah. Don't rely on them to judge Jason's sub count, unless it's just to keep track of trends.

 

[Electric Sheep]

nah fam, this would be involved commitment and mald do anything to avoid that...

so my prediction is he would announced a "complete engine change" to meet his ambition and the new scoop of his game... (basically upgrading the latest game maker version), So he can sit on his unfinished grift for an other decade, but now with a new excuse why he not wrapping up the production...

the writing exuse start to running dry ("i used heartbound to better myself in writing") because a single cross question ruin his excuse... ("and tell me mr. mald, how that betterment worked out for you the past 8 year? ")

because the answer that question will be a simple: "it doesn't..."

Upgrading the engine is not an option as he kept yapping about that old version he uses (and his "framework") does a good job. And the problem was his (lack of) writing skills.
I would indeed expect some progress on hb, but I can hardly believe it's going to be something substantial though.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Mald is an example of what happens when gay furry RP goes too far. He takes the logic "pretend to be a special and sexy super cool character" and applies it to his entire life to the point of absurdity. The man cannot even fucking SPEAK without using a fake voice.

 

[Kebab Expert]

CreeperLord (and the rest) won't be shaking off the accussations of being a faggoty weakling anytime soon:

of course you would say something so mean on here. . . a place were People to heinous for 4 chan go. . .

 

[Billy Bong]

His return is going to be hilarious. I can't wait!

 

[ChickenFriedFan]

They wouldn't know PTSD if it walked barefoot into their living room and dryhumped them.

Statistically they are way more likely to inflict PTSD (usually on children).

 

[tarzor]

after looking at the ferret stream for about 15 min scrubbing through i made this picture with notes:


Clarifying; The notes consist over one 12-hour stream, the wheel was added during the stream, the only mat replaced was the one the food and water bowl were on prior ( now where the wheel resides ).
The 2nd camera on bottom right has dogshit scale filtering, main camera has autofocus on because lazy and has had a 2 second delay this whole time, which should show how little effort mald puts into the stream itself or the ferrets despite his profit off it or any of his employees relying on it solely.
The stains aren't visible now but were 8-12 hours prior to the screenshot, food ends up on the piss stains that they eat off of, cant imagine where some of their ailments come from.
They clean up the shit and piss with no gloves and love touching their faces afterwards.
I noticed they both like chewing lots of gum, might help with ignoring the smell of the room perhaps.

the helper monkey they have also wears socks in the shit pen, can we call them a real vet or a professional?


from their sweatshirt, could be a animal logo, can't tell. their other sweatshirt is from a songbird conservation.


oh theyre a follower, epic!!!

Spoiler: festering shit, literally (gross)

this, along the other shit boxes, had to have been sitting there for a full day.
it's at least 6 hours into them being visible on stream they decide to finally fucking clean the cages they're all pounds of shit like this one...

and greasy has entered the shitpen for his ritualistic immune system boost:

update: took the ferrets 3 hours to figure out how to kill themselves and destroy their new toy:

ferret was under the actual base of the wheel, all within eyeshot of the helper monkey, chat pointed it out and shaye dismantles it. good thing it was a test run and not on the tail end of anyones shift... right?
if the ferret streamchat dies so do the ferrets, its confirmed correlation now.

 

[tarzor]

latest attempt at deboonking.
weird i've never heard of the wow style achievements employees would get. they look like fucking fridge magnets printed out honestly.