🎨 Artcow Ellen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.

Zeus Blue Thunder said:
...I actually thought this was an imaginary scenario and she doesn't know how it is in real life, but...uhhh
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Also...because I believed it was an imaginary scenario, I thought that, since these two lovebirds (who are to marry soon, even though Ellen's Threads and Reddit activity does not suggest it at all...) have rented a small rustic cabin, and made several nude pics for Patreon there, that they left their children at home.
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But since they took their fucking daughter there, AND it seems their son...to this small cabin...it seems they will most likely fuck there, next to their fucking kids...

It Boggles my mind...
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Get your pussy off the couch WTF. That airbnb owner is going to have to charge her a cleaning fee if the smell seeps in.

As for the kids... isn't this what grandparents are for? Just send them there and you can fuck all you like in the cabin.
I am also bad at navigation. I take precautions like physical maps, dropped pins, and a power bank. Additionally, landmarks. I get lost, but I can usually embrace it and stop at the restaurant I found and ask for directions. This frustrates people I know, and I get that. Anyway, I would never be in this situation! If my phone was going to die I'd go back to the car! Ellen, you've got to take precautions. Does my family think I'm lame for needing extra resources to get around? Yes. That being said, how did you get lost in the woods? Didn't Jeff keep the lights on? Society is pretty easy to find. You're going to end up in the Donner party if you don't get a grip on this shit.

Isn't Novia Scotia supposed to be dangerous? How have they not mugged her ass when she gets lost on her way to the leaf bodega?
 
Considering that Ellen has been on a record of going to hotels and AirBNB's (with her kids btw) and inviting sevral guys over, the pussy juice is not the worst thing that can happen to the couches.
At least they're not fucking the couches, like James Donald Bowman.
 
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Unfortunately all the real-world trannies just want to rape women and force people to treat them as above the law. Guess Ellen didn't care enough to write a comic about that though. :|
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They're not making them follows these laws that you made this strawman say in your comic but they are actively grooming them in Discord servers
 
Muskie said:
I wonder if we will ever get an idea of how her kids feel about her "adult" activities.
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I have a picture in my mind of Ellen on the morning school run screaming until the veins on her neck pop out “Shut up! SHUT UP! That OnlyFans pays for your food and clothes! How dare you, you ungrateful little shits, I should have aborted you both!”
You know, because narcissists make such great parents.
 
A Flying Nun said:
In other news, Big Bird from Sesame Street announces the word of the day is "Psychological Projection."
That's two words, Big Bird, but whatever who's counting.
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The count would but he's too busy counting the inevitable herpes sores on ellens roast beef snatch

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Says alot that she takes her minor children along for 'vacations' to places she does porn and fucks random men. Thats an incident waiting to happen. I wouldn't be surprised if part of the reason she brings the kids is as a cover for what shes really doing, because she knows full fucking well what'll happen if the neighbors find out shes going off to be a whore. Which is ironic cause they'd absolutely call cps on her skanky ass if they found out she was dragging the kids into it like that

Daily reminder she lives in a city where people lost their shit when a strip club opened a few years back and ran it out of town, with dl threats that it would be burned to the ground if they didn't fuck off
 
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Considering that Ellen has been on a record of going to hotels and AirBNB's (with her kids btw) and inviting sevral guys over, the pussy juice is not the worst thing that can happen to the couches.
At least they're not fucking the couches, like James Donald Bowman.
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I think that hole is a biohazard
 
Tingle said:
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Unfortunately all the real-world trannies just want to rape women and force people to treat them as above the law. Guess Ellen didn't care enough to write a comic about that though. :|
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You know what, I'm feeling charitable today. I was in a rush when I posted this and considering it's been a while since I've shat on Ellen I might as well provide some constructive criticism for her work. Despite being the same kind of lazy political comic she shits out every week, at the very least this one does feature different art in each panel (of the same character, in the same pose, from the same angle... hey, it's progress) and even though it is still taking place in the same featureless gradient void she loves so much, the last panel is a different color!

It's really not a lot, but maybe these are baby steps towards some kind of improvement, even if it's just a bit? Every Tim Buckley and Andrew Dobson had to start somewhere, after all, or something...
 
A Flying Nun said:
In other news, Big Bird from Sesame Street announces the word of the day is "Psychological Projection."
That's two words, Big Bird, but whatever who's counting.
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WonderWino said:
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oh, god damn it. something is seriously the matter with you. and whatever it is , is wrong with me, too
 
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SITHRAK! said:
I have a picture in my mind of Ellen on the morning school run screaming until the veins on her neck pop out “Shut up! SHUT UP! That OnlyFans pays for your food and clothes! How dare you, you ungrateful little shits, I should have aborted you both!”
You know, because narcissists make such great parents.
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Either they'll fall to degeneracy and open an OF as soon as they turn 18, or they'll turn super conservative and both parents will spend entire evenings wondering what went wrong (and never come to the conclusion that they might have made mistakes).
 
Apparently she was on her honeymoon for the past week and still spent it bitching about imaginary nazis on Twitter, lol.

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Lurkey Turkey said:
Apparently she was on her honeymoon for the past week and still spent it bitching about imaginary nazis on Twitter, lol.

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So, as i've thought, the honeymoon was in the said cabin.

So, uhhhh....
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
But since they took their fucking daughter there, AND it seems their son...to this small cabin...it seems they will most likely fuck there, next to their fucking kids...

It Boggles my mind...
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It's also funny that she's constantly in this thread and never taking anything personally.
So, just for Ellen, since she seems to like the show, as evidenced by some of the things she posts online...
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1. Safe Space.
This episode is about the dangers of safe spaces, removing any critique under your posts and isolating yourself in your own dimension, rejecting reality. As you tend to do just that to anyone on social medias that disagrees with you instead of taking their problems with you to heart, I feel like you could get a lot out of this one.

2. Pajama Day.
This episode focuses on how people tend to call the other side nazis and being worse than Hitler without much thought, even when the other side is wrong for other reasons that would be perfectly normal to discuss in a different way. This episode is also about about how the societies force people to side with one of the groups and punish people for going against their noble ideas. Since it's what you do a lot on your social medias, I hope it'll be very self reflective.

3. Butterballs.
This one's about projection and how oftentimes, people tend to use the exact same methods they're criticising others for to further their goals. This episode's about bullying, actually, and therefore even more relevant to you. Oftentimes, your reactions to internet trolls are even worse than what the trolls did to you (like the rape comic or the bonehurtingjuice incident).

4. With Apologies to Jesse Jackson.
This one, because you can't just have an apology or rant about how you were not at fault at something, you have to understand why you were wrong and own up to it. It isn't as simple as you think it is.

5...I thought long and hard about it, because I couldn't think of a fifth episode that could touch up on issues I haven't already, but I think I have it.
Any episode of South Park.
It doesn't matter whenether it's the latest episodes about the Trump administation, or the woke and liberal season 19/Joining the Panderverse, South Park isn't and never was about affirming your political beliefs/bashing you for no reason.
All of the episodes of the show are making fun of whatever's a big thing at the time, anything that's able to be criticised, or in some cases, stuff that can't be criticised at all. Even in episodes that supposedly support you, they are still laughing behind your back. South Park is anti culture, it will make fun of you, no matter who you are, and you should just accept and learn from it. It's meant to show the flaws of the society, the system, and yourself in a comedic way. If you're offended by it, that's a you problem.
 
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It's only accurate to thirty feet, retard.
Kokenami said:
GPS is right there retard
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I'd juice that angry man comic but it's conceptually lazy. Annoyed man gets angry. All I can do is make him angry about something else. Ellen is ignoring the real troon dangers. If the only issue was a man in a dress no one would care. Those men in dresses want to put tampons inside children, get erect watching them change (my local gym has this issue and the staff can't kick them out because...these retarded politics,), hang out quiet and naked in the showers hoping some woman will stumble in and like what they see...you want these people getting off to your daughter and molesting her?! With the nonexistent measures you take to protect them, you probably do.

I've cancelled my gym membership, get me out of this hell.
Edit: Jeff looks feminine, go ban soy from his diet. Not even being snarky, your man needs to go on a diet. Ellen, we all thought you were stupid for not being married. Especially with your supposed history of having abusive boyfriends.

Any more dress pictures? She seemed really upset when we agreed that she has a fat stomach. I wonder what style she went with. Ellen isn't a fat cow, but an A-line would've hidden that pooch. I was going to post an example but picture uploads aren’t working. Basically it poofs starting at the lowest rib on.
 
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Lurkey Turkey said:
Apparently she was on her honeymoon for the past week and still spent it bitching about imaginary nazis on Twitter, lol.

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literally no opinion about anyones relationship or marriage.

im just here to make fun of your comics and politics and , okay, if im being honest here, your vagina.

congratulations ellen, and bearded guy who validates your shit takes in your comic panels, whatever his name is. many happy returns.
 
everyone has aids said:
im just here to make fun of your comics and politics and , okay, if im being honest here, your vagina.
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To be honest, that's the wrong approach.
It's easy to make fun of someone for moral reasons, or because they represent something you don't like.
It's hard to provide legitimate criticism of something, irrespective of the personal beliefs, something that stands up even when you support the same shit she does.
Like how I am pro trans rights and many other things she is for...or at least tries to...
Even if she supposedly represents something I wish to see more of in the society, I am not going to be uncritical towards her, especially since she did so many questionable things in life that baffle me or are even of dubious legality. True talent of one is to reject the idea of two groups and have constructive criticism towards everyone.

Like, right now, fuck you, Null, I've tried to upload several images to my previous post for an hour and it all failed/gave me an error. It's not the internet as I've thought, other sites work just fine and load well.
If I lose the ability to edit on that one, I'll just have to make an addenum with a few miscellaneous things related to her honeymoon.
Edit: The guy below, I meant that about you also, all of your above post is just random "haha trans women are all predators" and "haha jeff is so much of a sissy". There are way better reasons to make fun of them than this and we both know it.
 
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
To be honest, that's the wrong approach.
It's easy to make fun of someone for moral reasons, or because they represent something you don't like.
It's hard to provide legitimate criticism of something, irrespective of the personal beliefs, something that stands up even when you support the same shit she does.
Like how I am pro trans rights and many other things she is for...or at least tries to...
Even if she supposedly represents something I wish to see more of in the society, I am not going to be uncritical towards her, especially since she did so many questionable things in life that baffle me or are even of dubious legality. True talent of one is to reject the idea of two groups and have constructive criticism towards everyone.

Like, right now, fuck you, Null, I've tried to upload several images to my previous post for an hour and it all failed/gave me an error. It's not the internet as I've thought, other sites work just fine and load well.
If I lose the ability to edit on that one, I'll just have to make an addenum with a few miscellaneous things related to her honeymoon.
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I agree with you. I've got into depth about it before. Basically she's a terrible immature person. A few matching political views are just coincidence.

I believed her when she whined about Redditors wanting to see her naked. But she took it personally, and now her comics are just a front for her porn.

At her core, Ellen is insecure and is unwilling to learn how to hide her flaws. She's still the racist, sexist, homophobic, redneck Christian hillbilly she was raised as.
 
lol, he’s fat

Also nobody cares about your pointless marriage, Ellen. I think it’s amusing that some dweeb wants to put a ring on a woman who openly fantasizes about having sex with other men but that’s none of my business 🍵
 
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