💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I'm not sure about that, but I have the feeling that He'd break a few dozen whips at the murder-rape church.

Jack acts in the exact opposite way that Jesus said to act, so Jesus would probably tell him he will be burning in hell for eternity, and fatty would retort that Jesus is woke or something equally retarded

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Cobra dies but this fat fuck gets to waddle around for likely another few decades? Good Lord deliver us.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

Cobra dies but this fat fuck gets to waddle around for likely another few decades? Good Lord deliver us.

Maybe some Cobra vids will hit Jack's algorithm and he'll get inspired to recreate one of his burger monstrosities to kick start the final stroke.
TMDWU

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack acts in the exact opposite way that Jesus said to act, so Jesus would probably tell him he will be burning in hell for eternity, and fatty would retort that Jesus is woke or something equally retarded

This is the case for most modern uber-Christians in the US. They espouse a far-right ideology which is antithetical to what Jesus preached. Fatty is just too stupid to actually understand anything so he goes by whatever everybody around him says.

 

[AltisticRight]

Out of all the options God chose to take Cobra.
What a sad day. Gaii sheds a tear for every passing day where Jack Scalfatty, Child doser and Boogie2988 are allowed to breathe.

 

[ANF]

Trust the plan.

Death would be too good for Jack. He shall live on forevermore as a barely animated tub of lard mocked and hated by everybody.

The Eternal Jagoff.

 

[Shartavius]

This is the case for most modern uber-Christians in the US. They espouse a far-right ideology which is antithetical to what Jesus preached. Fatty is just too stupid to actually understand anything so he goes by whatever everybody around him says.

He’s read duh bye-bull EIGHT times, MOM. Don’t tell him what’s in there! He knows! Tammy? What did I give it? I give the Bible an A+.

 

[Neko GF]

Can These Knives Slice Through Anything?​

(08/22/25)

Original:

Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=E7vQnes4DmI

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[Dead Air]

How many chinesium knives are we up to now?

 

[Mai]

Can These Knives Slice Through Anything?​

(08/22/25)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=E7vQnes4DmIPreserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=E7vQnes4DmI

Spoiler: Local Archive

E7vQnes4DmI.mp4

The very first thing he cuts in the video is a tomato with a BREAD KNIFE. Why would you ever do that? How is he so fucking stupid at every opportunity?

Also he says >it cuds thru liek budder what, six times in the video? Can he never stop thinking about butter?

 

[Daddy Strokum]

The very first thing he cuts in the video is a tomato with a BREAD KNIFE. How is he so fucking stupid at every opportunity?

I've heard lots of people say they prefer a bread/serrated knife for cutting tomatoes, probably because they've never used a sharp knife before and don't know the feeling of cutting something without using a sawing motion.

 

[Demetori]

I've heard lots of people say they prefer a bread/serrated knife for cutting tomatoes, probably because they've never used a sharp knife before and don't know the feeling of cutting something without using a sawing motion.

Call me retarded if you want but I cook regularly and tomato skin is too slippery for my sharp knife (which admittedly might not be all that sharp)

It does get the job nicely done and until I get off my lazy ass and sharpen my knives I'm gonna keep using a serrated knife

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Lol at fatty's stroked out hand struggling to stay on the tomato. What a useless fat fuck.

Call me retarded if you want but I cook regularly and tomato skin is too slippery for my sharp knife (which admittedly might not be all that sharp)

It does get the job nicely done and until I get off my lazy ass and sharpen my knives I'm gonna keep using a serrated knife

Sharpen your knife, man. It's super easy to do

 

[Demetori]

Lol at fatty's stroked out hand struggling to stay on the tomato. What a useless fat fuck.


Sharpen your knife, man. It's super easy to do

It's just sharp enough to get me by most things so I keep putting it off

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

It's just sharp enough to get me by most things so I keep putting it off

I gotta sharpen my fave knife one of these days but I've been putting it off, too

 

[AnOminous]

Cobra dies but this fat fuck gets to waddle around for likely another few decades? Good Lord deliver us.

This is pretty much every thread on a scumbag cow on this site right now.

Can These Knives Slice Through Anything?

This fucking idiot. Even those shitty knives they give away for free with an Omaha Steaks order or whatever start out sharp. Tell me how it cuts in a year and whether it can even be sharpened again. Put that chinkshit in another man's face.

(My Mercer is still sharp enough to cut a tomato without smushing it a well over a year later, albeit under light use. It's not bad for a cheap stamped general purpose chef knife mainly used by me for chopping vegetables.)

 

[Zeftax]

I gotta sharpen my fave knife one of these days but I've been putting it off, too

Me too. This tomato season is showing my knife set whats what. I don't think a single one of my knives is sharp anymore. But damn, I'm shit at sharpening knifes.

 

[AnOminous]

Me too. This tomato season is showing my knife set whats what. I don't think a single one of my knives is sharp anymore. But damn, I'm shit at sharpening knifes.

If you're a lazy bastard who doesn't want to mess around with a whetstone, you could always just get one of those can openers with a knife sharpener. It's not exactly pro chef material but it'll get the job done.

 

[Zeftax]

If you're a lazy bastard who doesn't want to mess around with a whetstone, you could always just get one of those can openers with a knife sharpener. It's not exactly pro chef material but it'll get the job done.

I'm a lazy bastard that does want to mess around with a whetstone. It's just my knifes felt OK until tomatoes started ripening ~2 weeks ago and I realized I can't cut through the skin anymore. I'll sharpen them this weekend. Never heard of sharpening can openers.
Edit: I can still onion very thinly just fine, it really only is the tomato skin that is giving me trouble currently.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Can't believe Cobra's gone. Learned it here. I didn't follow him religiously but to me he seemed like a decent-hearted person. Stunningly insane, but decent-hearted, which if we're being honest made him above average character-wise.

Cobra was the kind of person Jesus would've scolded people for shunning. It's OK to be weird as shit. We're all weird as shit about something. For Cobra, it was just dozens of somethings. Jack, on the other hand, is the kind of person Jesus warned us not to be: judgmental and fake as fuck.