Kiwi Merch 2025

[Sebben Crudele II]

I would like a 10 or 20 pack of kiwiling/mati hamster stickers so I can leave them in random places and then find them again months later.
Doesn't need to be overly edgey, just the little guys in sticker paper that will last. Those who know will know and it'll probably make them smile.

 

[Sugriva]

Actual real reaction stickers. Dirt cheap to print and people would order for sure.
When you find a post upsetting, you'll be able to physically put the MATI reaction hat sticker right on the poster's pfp on your screen (Bonus points for extra strong glue)

Teaching non-verbal autistic children to communicate solely with kiwi farms stickers

 

[Zvantastika]

Stickers sound nice and easy to do.

As others previously mentioned, reaction stickers could also be a neat idea, although they would need to be worked upon a little bit since being honest, in here they look fine and all but out in the wild they would look pretty generic, so maybe reaction stickers with a bit of different colors to make them stand out?


If we apply a similar color scheme as the kiwi on the logo of the site, they now look a bit more customised and easily recognisable.

Anyway, my point is, reaction stickers + a bunch of kiwilings is probably the best bet for this year.

 

[April the Not-So-Hotwife]

Picture this. News Ham Car Decals.

 

[Some Lurker Too]

Kiwi or news hamster badge reels would be cool, though admittedly they won't be useful to most. Maybe bookmarks? Also seconding the poster suggestions above, lots of already-existing designs are cool even if you don't have time to accept new submissions.

Oh I would rock the fuck outta kiwi bookmarks. I might draft up some design ideas for those if Null decides they're on the table.

With the stickers, all I really need are the basic ones n maybe the fishing ones tbh. Simple, subtle, easy. Eggshell or transparent, sell 'em in sheets or big multipacks, maybe make special ones available in holo? Could even make a pack of some the cosplay kiwilings or mutants people've made if you wanted.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Stickers sound nice and easy to do.

As others previously mentioned, reaction stickers could also be a neat idea, although they would need to be worked upon a little bit since being honest, in here they look fine and all but out in the wild they would look pretty generic, so maybe reaction stickers with a bit of different colors to make them stand out?

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If we apply a similar color scheme as the kiwi on the logo of the site, they now look a bit more customised and easily recognisable.

Anyway, my point is, reaction stickers + a bunch of kiwilings is probably the best bet for this year.

Couldn't you JUST print thumbs up, and turn them upside down as needed? Just saying, we don't need to make shit more complicated than it needs to be

 

[canalCrab]

Another idea, Kiwi mutant and Kiwiling trading cards. I don't not have the photoshop skills for this sadly, but I think it'd be a good idea.

Something like munchkin but with kiwilings? I'd absolutely buy that.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

More eggshell stickers please. Perhaps a poster?

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

I'm guessing enamel pins are out of the question?

 

[Racist Parrot]

A periodic table poster of lolcows

 

[Google.com]

Something like munchkin but with kiwilings? I'd absolutely buy that.

There was a couple day war between normal kiwilings and mutant kiwis from the tard zone on Wplace.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I don't know the specific product it would do well for but I would like something bossman related, specifically with bats as "rats with wings" maybe a a shirt or poster of bossman protecting his juice from flying rats.

A grim reaper delivering a lawsuit to a kiwi (bonus if drool is leaking from the hood)

Also some candy https://www.vistaprint.com/promotional-products/food. You can label it something like "pig pills" with a squealing Ralph on the cover.

even though he's been boring lately I think something Rekeita themed would be great. I don't know how realistic a beverage would be but you could get a generic drink you could label "daddy juice" or something.


I don't know if this is disrespectful or something but I would like collectable cards of dead lolcows. Like each card has a gravestone on it with "offerings" left at it special to the lolcow. Like a grave for terry with computer stuff and holy offerings. Or a grave to coach red pill with Russian stuff and camera equipment. I know you said it's too early for cobes but you could make it really nice and special for him, something he would like.

 

[SneedleDee&SneedleDumb]

I would love a kiwi coaster of some kind. ]

This was my first thought as well. You can do a nod to Wplace kiwiland and do a simplistic 16 bit style coaster, such as a single kiwi logo, or a much more in depth capture of a more broad look at it, such as the nuke that destroyed the tower. Someone also said a desk mat, which would work perfectly with the Wplace kiwi takeover. Whatever it is, apparel or not, I'm hyped, as usual.

 

[PetiteFeet]

Yeah I’d buy a KF titty mousepad.

Only if it's nool's cherub-like face with the "tits" being his cheeks because I want to pinch 'em! My ooperator couldn't possibly be this cute and handsome.

If you want something more "fun" then what about temporary tattoos.

Cobras sigil.

 

[Seymour Glass]

scratch and sniff stickers with notes like hot air and fresh aluminum

 

[3MMA]

I’ve wanted this on more merch for a long time. It’s such a perfect logo. I’d always envisioned a shirt, but enamel pins or stickers, whatever, would be cool. I forever kick myself for not ordering that first coin, & am still on the hunt for one. (Please message me if anyone has leads on a decently priced one.)

 

[Tinidril]

I see I'm in the minority, but I do not like the Kiwilings. I have too much ADHD face blindness or something, and I can't make them organize into anything sensible in my brain. The pic with several kiwilings together just looked like chaos to me.

Having said that, my *other* ADHD hangup is people (whose artistic talent I bow down to, definitely not giving shade, cuz I can't draw a straight line) not putting the kiwi's nostril on the *end* of the beak, not up close to the face. It's a unique attribute of kiwi birds...they put their beaks into the ground to look for food, and the nostrils at the end of the beak helps them sniff it out. https://savethekiwi.nz/about-kiwi/kiwi-facts/an-unusual-beak/

I'll go back in my retard cave now.

 

[Sneak 'n' Snore]

Fully seconding Kiwiling stickers or react stickers, I'd have so many puzzle pieces to hand out.
Otherwise, to stick with the halloween theme, maybe Kiwi candles? I think a design of the head facing upward with its long beak could work. Would have to straighten the beak out though.

 

[Clown]

I would buy any Kiwiling merch produced. If I can have my children on a shirt, or a physical 'thing', I absolutely would

 

[30+GameOvers]

Make something you can wear in public without arousing suspicion but is also a neat reference to the forum or one of the cows. Daddy Jim does a good job of that usually with his merch, the design should be good enough to wear for someone who has no clue about the forum and won't raise much eyebrows on the streets or a party. If it has to be Halloween specific then I dunno, I'm sure an artist can come up with something.