Dramacow Michael Christopher Martin & Heather Lynn Martin /DaddyOFive/MommyOFive/FamilyOFive / MikeMartin1982 - now DaddyOOne, serving 5 years probation for child neglect, doesn't know when to quit

[HighwayOverpass]

Because fiddling your underage sister is pretty lolcow material, and his sister (allegedly) only shut the fuck up in order to get YouTube bux. I want to see her reaction when money definitely stops flowing.

Just because Cody and Emma are in the hands of their biological mother doesn't mean this trailer park piece of shit isn't a lolcow.

i wonder if mike ever imagined cheating on heather with cortney when she stepped back into his life.

 

[DavidFerrie]

Thank you, Jesus!
Allah be praised!
All hail the Great Goddess!
Maybe now Cody will have a shot at growing up to be a happy, healthy adult. But unfortunately, those videos are immortal....

 

[pr3nt177]

i wonder if mike ever imagined cheating on heather with cortney when she stepped back into his life.

Eww, need some brain bleach and loads of it.

 

[VermilionFluttershy]

Going to put a copy of that on my fridge door, if that doesn't put me off boredom grazing nothing will.

Lol, that's actually not a bad idea.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

honestly, if mike was willing to withhold medication when the cops came to take Cody and Emma away, i can't imagine any judge thinking he's a fit parent and allowing him to have primary custody of the kids.
willing to put your children in medical danger just because you didn't get your way isn't exactly gold star parenting.

and considering Zopp is a firefighter (and from what i remember of his facebook, has more kids of his own with his new wife/girlfriend), something tells me the courts might prefer him over Lardo and Hick as well for emergency custody if he should go that route as well. Firefighters are generally more well respected in society than a pair of white trash hillbillies who spend their money frivolously and scream at their kids for more money.

and I believe someone on this thread brought up on how mike didn't graduate highschool or have a GED and mike having a history of sitting on his ass according to his ex Amy.

 

[captn_kettle]

I guess if you wanted the fucker in jail, statutory rape would be quicker than beating his kids, especially since Maryland child protective service apparently thinks beating your kids for fun and profit is perfectly fine.

I don't want jail lol, I just want to see what the lolcow has been upto in his life. Jail means a cut-off of milk.

 

[Jack Awful]

But its the ignorant parents who are dumb for letting their kids watch this shit and those baby doll and toy channels. It's like they think the internet is a cool kid hangout, or it's all Club Penguin.

I aint saying it's a good thing, but it's not unexpected that parents today have no fucking idea how the internet works and that this type of content not only exists but is/was somewhat popular.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I'm going to laugh when the schizo mom ends up being even worse.

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

I aint saying it's a good thing, but it's not unexpected that parents today have no fucking idea how the internet works and that this type of content not only exists but is/was somewhat popular.

BTW, grats on getting followed & retweeted by Justin Roiland himself with your Gravity Falls .gif.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

But its the ignorant parents who are dumb for letting their kids watch this shit and those baby doll and toy channels. It's like they think the internet is a cool kid hangout, or it's all Club Penguin.

Gotta breed the next lolcow generation somehow

I guess if you wanted the fucker in jail, statutory rape would be quicker than beating his kids, especially since Maryland child protective service apparently thinks beating your kids for fun and profit is perfectly fine.

At this point, would Jail even be a reasonable punishment? I mean he's been criticized by the internet and public at large, had two children taken away and the only ones coming to his defense are children (both his and Heather's, as well as their fans) and the Lardo herself. And even then, it's unlikely those child fans of their will remain fans for much longer.

If he does go to prison, it'd be interesting how it would turn out. But I doubt he'd be tried and jailed for anything unless they got good evidence against him, be it either the child abuse or the rape.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

I'm going to laugh when the schizo mom ends up being even worse.

Yeah.

These kids are fucked. The adults involved in this probably have an average IQ of 80. It's just two warring clans of in-bred hicks fighting over custody of two children that they primarily want in order to "win" a decade long spat, with an eye towards squeezing some money out of the remainder of this story.

The bio mom, in addition to looking she would be cast to play the obese, greedy child of an evil oil baron, is clearly some form of retarded and/or outright stupid. I'd say that we should bomb the whole city and be done with it but then we won't be able to see the hilarity that will ensue once the bio mom loses her shit. It's going be like when Reddit thought they tracked down the Boston Marathon bomber but ended up being wrong and fucking up the initial investigation. Exciting times.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

PLEASE GO FOLLOW MY SISTER ON TWITCH Watch cortney1016 with me on Twitch!
https://twitter.com/MikeMartin1982/status/768298465667362820

http://archive.is/2AZBu
Never forget to archive.

 

[liliput]

Seem like genuine happy smiles, I'm really pleased for the three of them.

Wonder if there's smiles in the Martin house right now? (sorry, couldn't resist).

Mike and Heather's next career move:

 

[Yaks]

http://archive.is/2AZBu
Never forget to archive.

"please go watch my sister on Twitch who labels herself as a GOTI."

The "Girl COD player!" part gave me a chuckle.

 

[BrunoMattei]

I just wanna know what will happen with that dirty, ill-gotten youtube money!

I'm glad exploiting your kids in a circus-freak fashion on the internet has fucking consequences. I had lost my hope in humanity for a bit.

You know? Rose's lawyer could have a great argument with this. Where did the YT money go? Did any of it go into a savings account for the children as according to Coogan laws?

The only thing the assholes could say is that they bought the kids tablets/games as compensation but I make you a bet that they didn't save the receipts to prove it.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

CPS is a fucking fail, they try to take away kids when it's not necessary then when it is, they don't do shit.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

https://twitter.com/nickmon1112/status/859183686192951297
http://archive.is/8ZM08

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

STILL no public chimpouts?

Fucking retarded hicks can't even be lolcows right.

 

[repentance]

I'm going to laugh when the schizo mom ends up being even worse.

It's disturbingly common in these types of cases not just for both parents to be unsuitable to care for the children but for no-one in the entire extended family to be suitable either.

 

[Taily Puff]

I'm going to laugh when the schizo mom ends up being even worse.

If you put a gun to my head I'd probably pick a schizo mom passively trying to do good over a guy who actively doesn't give a shit if you wish you were dead or not.