Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,632 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,536
I was literally just going to ask if she uses a scooter because of the height of the items she was filming and @ 7:50 she accidentally made the backing up sound and you can hear her hitting it when she laughs but at 8:50 she shows herself in it. Does she always use scooters? She made it seem like it was a one time thing because she had a long day and her foot hurt

She always uses those fucking scooters. Her and Destiny (and sometimes Libby) would all ride around in them late at night, too. It's one of my biggest pet peeves about her (and there are many). Your lazy ass is getting on one of them because your "feet hurt" so that when people who legitimately can't walk without assistance need one, there aren't any there. She used to justify it that there were tons of them (in the FL Walmart), but it still irritates the shit out of me. It always has. Get off your lazy ass and do some damn walking.
 
Ok....mind blown here. Feel free to poke fun, but I just realized that big AL uses herself for the same purpose we all do: the drama, entertainment, and train wreck of it all. She loves reading about herself and gossiping about the gossip. It's a self-fulfilling circle that she creates about herself, for herself, thereby truly creating her own orbit. :stress:
 
She always uses those fucking scooters. Her and Destiny (and sometimes Libby) would all ride around in them late at night, too. It's one of my biggest pet peeves about her (and there are many). Your lazy ass is getting on one of them because your "feet hurt" so that when people who legitimately can't walk without assistance need one, there aren't any there. She used to justify it that there were tons of them (in the FL Walmart), but it still irritates the shit out of me. It always has. Get off your lazy ass and do some damn walking.


Not to mention Sharla and Friend.
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she exaggerates so much. I doubt girls wear babydoll dress with absolutely nothing, not even leggings underneath, with the dress so short people can see their butt.

AL's such a hatin ass heifer. Bitter fat chicks/ugly chicks of all sizes who pull this "I'm just telling like it is, and trust me, I know what looks good!!" Like yea you're all the ultimate arbiters of looks just because yours have been so scrutinized. *jerk off motion* Hating on chicks busy being their baddest carefree selves, and wearing what they feel best in, just because you're jealous is some real shit.

This fucking bitch lol and I find it strange that she allows her kids to be up at like midnight on a school night while she's live on YouTube.

I want a thread on her so bad, but she's just a vapid asshole who produces shit vids and wants all the praise for them. Though you'd think from watching her own vids she'd get the memo that her baby daddy is only in it for the "notoriety" and he looks utterly repulsed by her.
 
So I've decided I want to help the girls build a wiki article on Amberlynn. It was either Amberlynn or Onision and Onision is wayyy too much history and probably covered elsewhere.

I'm going to start doing Wiki Wednesdays. If you want to help provide a sort of timeline, check out this thread. That means you, @Broken Pussy (pls).
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/april-3rd-wiki-wednesday.30483/

Basically, dump whatever info you can in that thread, any sort of timeline you can come up with, and come Wednesday I'll try and build it into an article.

Please get the input of HayGurlHay! She has amazing wit
 
She says she's not over her highest ever weight and she fluctuating a few pounds(calling the down fluctuations weight loss lol).
But, honestly, her face looks soooo fat it's hard to believe she hasn't passed the 500 lb Mark.

And how would she know that she's not at her heaviest when she hasn't weighed herself lately? The scale is either broken, "haunted," or has dead batteries. All I know is that the weight limit on her scale is 550 and this is the second one that doesn't work. Hmm...
 
Ok....mind blown here. Feel free to poke fun, but I just realized that big AL uses herself for the same purpose we all do: the drama, entertainment, and train wreck of it all. She loves reading about herself and gossiping about the gossip. It's a self-fulfilling circle that she creates about herself, for herself, thereby truly creating her own orbit. :stress:

It's not a coincidence that her idol is Trisha Paytas...
 
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