🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[anonamouse]

I'm 99% sure that Tammie's husband was an aspiring school shooter in his younger days. Or at least he was the first person charged with a felony for that under a law Oklahoma passed following Columbine for a "story" he wrote on a school computer (the story was basically just step by step instructions for shooting classmates, staff, and administration specifically at his school).. Is this something the community already knew about and has discussed?

If not, I'm pretty sure her husband is this Brian Robertson. Same first, last, and middle name. Same age. And they live like 15 min from that school.

I'm not particularly research savvy, so I feel like this must have been discovered years ago and I just can't figure out the right terms to search to find the old discussion about it.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I'm 99% sure that Tammie's husband was an aspiring school shooter in his younger days. Or at least he was the first person charged with a felony for that under a law Oklahoma passed following Columbine for a "story" he wrote on a school computer (the story was basically just step by step instructions for shooting classmates, staff, and administration specifically at his school).. Is this something the community already knew about and has discussed?

If not, I'm pretty sure her husband is this Brian Robertson. Same first, last, and middle name. Same age. And they live like 15 min from that school.

I'm not particularly research savvy, so I feel like this must have been discovered years ago and I just can't figure out the right terms to search to find the old discussion about it.

Wouldn't that make him born in 1984ish? That would only make him a little older than 40 (if my math is correct). Isn't Tammie close to 60? Unless he is much younger than her.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Jordy also doesn’t come across as fairly intelligent so I’d be surprised if he is an actual paralegal.

Russell Greer is a paralegal.

I think it would be funny to have Hecticana describe Amber moving around the court room and outside.

I look forward to video of her arriving/leaving the courthouse, will it be bigfoot posture or dainty dancer?

 

[irishlass]

Amber has to hook the young and/or dumb ones, anyone smart or having life experience isn't going to give her the time of day.

He must have told her "no" about something.

I believe that was her brother Tony, I remember finding him on IG a few years ago.

 

[Lummig103]

Tony is the one she was in foster care with. He’s been in and out of jail forever and addicted to drugs.

The one she “saved” is Jonathon. He was adopted at a young age and never had contact again.

James was the one Amber held once as a baby. He was adopted and renamed Austin. He too has a record and drug issues and I believe is out now of jail.
So this is the one who was going to visit her, but I bet he ended up in jail again.

 

[Insulin reid]

If you were a fitness 'influencer' and you saw this Hamhog follow you, wouldn't you be flabbergasted? She probably burst out laughing at the mere idea, especially after seeing the pinned tiktok about ranch.

Fuck no dude theres some gym bro types that will definitely fuck a fat chick. Idk if its the same for lesbians but yeah really fit guys at are sometimes super into fat women for one reason or another. If its a 1 to 1 and girls do it too, ambers just going to be someone's braphog, this chick is just younger emily.

The kids arent retarded or anything though so going younger isnt going to completely equal an inability to notice fuckshit. The wannabe insta stud isnt going to look at amber with heart eyes any time soon, shes got as much of a chance to win ambers enlarged heart as the fucking doordash guy who kept hitting on her. Ambers the size of one of those outdoor dog houses and shes crash landing this winter to 35, what's amber bringing to the table other than being the size of the table?

 

[TardiX]

but yeah really fit guys at are sometimes super into fat women for one reason or another

Animesuckscopeandsneed for example

 

[anonamouse]

Wouldn't that make him born in 1984ish? That would only make him a little older than 40 (if my math is correct). Isn't Tammie close to 60? Unless he is much younger than her.

Yes. Pretty sure there's a 13 or 14 year age gap, at least according a post from a few years ago. He's 41 or 42 and I think Tammie told Amber that she's in her mid 50s (whilst ranting about Amber not knowing her birthday or age). So if that's all true, the math checks out.

 

[WasabiPastas]

So, what do you suppose Pookie is doing in her time off?

1. Disgusting goon sessions with Emily
2. Journaleen' and cryeen' all alone
3. Moving in with different victim.
4. Getting WLS.

 

[Raw]

Yes. Pretty sure there's a 13 or 14 year age gap, at least according a post from a few years ago. He's 41 or 42 and I think Tammie told Amber that she's in her mid 50s (whilst ranting about Amber not knowing her birthday or age). So if that's all true, the math checks out.

How do you know they have an age gap?
Is this information somewhere? Also how do you know where he went to school? Maybe I'm missing a piece of thread where this is made clear but I can't seem to find it.

I'm a little side eyeing this with all the privacy claims being spread across reaction channels since the estranged daughter Krystle is fupa licking her gigantic cousin Amber. And your account being 2 days old.

The underside of the flaps is not the only thing being fishy lately.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

So, what do you suppose Pookie is doing in her time off?

1. Disgusting goon sessions with Emily
2. Journaleen' and cryeen' all alone
3. Moving in with different victim.
4. Getting WLS.

5. Hoovering everything she can get her hands on. 24/7.

Amber in OKC with nothing to do, nowhere to go and no interests but eating? I bet there's Tucker's Onion Burgers with all the fries. No one to keep up the dainty, "meat creeps me out" image for. Which is why we've probably never seen it on camera.

 

[GLEB]

Says the Karen obsessing over same info being circulated since 2020

Oh, hi Amber.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Fuck no dude theres some gym bro types that will definitely fuck a fat chick. Idk if its the same for lesbians but yeah really fit guys at are sometimes super into fat women for one reason or another.

Would be fun to see the first every gym bro girl (they are a very new phenomenon) be into a fat chick

 

[WasabiPastas]

5. Hoovering everything she can get her hands on. 24/7.

Well that one goes without saying.

Even if by some divine intervention she somehow gets WLS, she'll definitly be one of the fatties that blends up their burgers into a shake and drink it.

She'll probably still say that meat kinda creeps her out.

 

[by the wawter]

Sorry, I'll quit the law-talkin' sperg now.

Please don't hold back, answer my legally ignorant questions. For those of us unfamiliar with US/OK law, the case process and results are impossible to gauge. This case is the catharsis we've all been waiting for after years of Amber dishing smack about 99.90% of the people around her and seeing 0.00 repercussions.

Amber mentioned that Tammy made 1 (2?) kids stay quiet — can they voluntarily testify for the case? If it's not a single-trial case, could the judge formally summon them to testify in order to discern the truth of the matter, and if so, what's the likelihood of that? The crux of Amber's claim about Tammy relies on second-hand information rather than lived experience, without that first-hand party, neither side is provable nor disprovable, no? But if Tammy has to defend/prove that she wasn't an accomplice to CSA, couldn't that turn into a criminal case, or only if the victims sued for damages?

So, what do you suppose Pookie is doing in her time off?

1. Disgusting goon sessions with Emily
2. Journaleen' and cryeen' all alone
3. Moving in with different victim.
4. Getting WLS.

5. Refreshing this thread every hour because she just can't spare a square of her Lego & DoorDash budget for legal consultation.
6. Guilt-tripping everyone around her to pick up the slack on helping her through this terrible terrible time.
7. Chat-GPT, Att0rney at Law.
8. Tantrums.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

So, what do you suppose Pookie is doing in her time off?

1. Disgusting goon sessions with Emily
2. Journaleen' and cryeen' all alone
3. Moving in with different victim.
4. Getting WLS.

As much as she likes to play a rich gorl about town, she ain't affording WLS unless Christine is hauling her shelf to some unlicensed Nick Riviera butcher in Mexico. Wipey was prepared to pony up some dough back in the day so if she didn't have the money for it then, she definitely ain't got it now. I'm betting on a combination of 1 & 2.

 

[Holy T_Rex]

So, what do you suppose Pookie is doing in her time off?

1. Disgusting goon sessions with Emily
2. Journaleen' and cryeen' all alone
3. Moving in with different victim.
4. Getting WLS.

4. Is the most unlikely, ironically I think she's too fat to get surgery without the risk of having huge complications under the knife. Also, who knows what her health condition is truly as of now.. and if at 34 she's already being medicated for high blood pressure I don't think that a) it's the only issue she has and b) that a sane surgeon would operate her without first having her losing weight and getting goddamn therapy. She'll never commit to that, considering that she's already less than compliant when she has to simply take some meds to keep her barely alive (if we can call what Amber's existence is "life").
She will never be able to confront herself with the reality of what she is, what she does and how she is with people, if there's something bigger than her body is her ego, she'll never be able to handle an ego death so big at her age without going completely nuts. (Pre)cancer didn't scare her, nothing will ever beat her god complex, or whatever invincible mean girl always right cunty narc reality she lives in. She's surely the protagonist of her own novel, the most boring, idiotic, onanistic book to be ever written. I'm impatient to see how big she'll be when she resurfaces like an unsinkable nasty turd (waiting for the Steven Assanti meltdowns ark).

 

[_scythe_]

So, what do you suppose Pookie is doing in her time off?

1. Disgusting goon sessions with Emily
2. Journaleen' and cryeen' all alone
3. Moving in with different victim.
4. Getting WLS.

Uhhh, taking care of her health by losing weight with GLP1s, going to the gym and eating healthy. I mean, this is how she imagines herself.

Realistically, she's venting to chatgpt while downing 4 orders of BJs. Also, extra freaky sessions with TikTok feeders.

 

[General Woundwort]

Maybe she's reading all those books she bought years ago since she's such a big reader girlypop. She had quite the backlog iirc
Totally not comfort eating and fishing for a new feeder.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

5. Refreshing this thread every hour because she just can't spare a square of her Lego & DoorDash budget for legal consultation.

I don't think she's mentioned expurt laeygos for a while, is she still buying knock offs from amazon or is that another quorky personality trait picked up from someone else that she's quietly dropped?