SCP Foundation - Creepypasta with roid rage - now ITT: SCP fans

[AnOminous]

The author consistently maintained "whatever you think montauk is, it's actually way worse." But come on, it's just endless violent rape. There's nothing else it can be.

No matter how RAPE you think it is, it's really RAPE RAPE and if you think it's just RAPE RAPE it's really RAPE RAPE RAPE and, of course, if you think it's just RAPE RAPE RAPE it's really RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE.

Absolutely nobody was aroused by writing this SCP.

 

[Nappy]

The author consistently maintained "whatever you think montauk is, it's actually way worse." But come on, it's just endless violent rape. There's nothing else it can be.

I've heard theories that the scp isn't actually human, so some sort of OTHER species is actually getting endlessly violently raped.

 

[Luigi]

No matter how RAPE you think it is, it's really RAPE RAPE and if you think it's just RAPE RAPE it's really RAPE RAPE RAPE and, of course, if you think it's just RAPE RAPE RAPE it's really RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE.

Absolutely nobody was aroused by writing this SCP.

Spoiler: It's actually

holding hands.

 

[Nappy]

Spoiler: It's actually

holding hands.

DEAR LORD MY VIRGIN EYES AND MIND WERE NOT MEANT TO WITNESS SUCH HORRORS

 

[AnOminous]

DEAR LORD MY VIRGIN EYES AND MIND WERE NOT MEANT TO WITNESS SUCH HORRORS

Apparently, you have never encountered the horror that is

Spoiler

missionary sex for the sole purpose of reproduction bwahahahaha enjoy your suffering

.

 

[Staffy]

I never understood why a dirt farmer who became the Bible's first murder victim was written to be a badass bloodthirsty gears of war supersoldier.

I find that SCP to be a third-rate edgy knockoff of Dante if you ask me

 

[AnOminous]

I've heard theories that the scp isn't actually human, so some sort of OTHER species is actually getting endlessly violently raped.

Anyone who says shit like that is Class-D personnel automatically and should be assigned to SCP-682.

 

[Nappy]

Anyone who says shit like that is Class-D personnel automatically and should be assigned to SCP-682.

It's a batshit headcanon tbh

 

[Grog]

A flaw of this project is the absurd quantity of epic world-destroying horrors. It would be a thing if they were just some, but out of the thousands of SCPs, probably a few hundred of them have the potential to KILL EVERYONE or DESTROY EARTH. Makes you wonder how the fuck isn't everyone dead already and how lucky the foundation is every time to find these things before anything happens.

 

[Luigi]

A flaw of this project is the absurd quantity of epic world-destroying horrors. It would be a thing if they were just some, but out of the thousands of SCPs, probably a few hundred of them have the potential to KILL EVERYONE or DESTROY EARTH. Makes you wonder how the fuck isn't everyone dead already and how lucky the foundation is every time to find these things before anything happens.

Because they certainly have just as many Deus Ex Machina items that not only tell them beforehand about the upcoming world destroyer item, but also how to stop it.

 

[Staffy]

A flaw of this project is the absurd quantity of epic world-destroying horrors. It would be a thing if they were just some, but out of the thousands of SCPs, probably a few hundred of them have the potential to KILL EVERYONE or DESTROY EARTH. Makes you wonder how the fuck isn't everyone dead already and how lucky the foundation is every time to find these things before anything happens.

I think it was explained that some SCPs are located in different alternate universes.

 

[Nappy]

I think it was explained that some SCPs are located in different alternate universes.

Because AUs are an entirely unique concept that doesn't reflect lazy writing at all.

 

[AnOminous]

A flaw of this project is the absurd quantity of epic world-destroying horrors. It would be a thing if they were just some, but out of the thousands of SCPs, probably a few hundred of them have the potential to KILL EVERYONE or DESTROY EARTH. Makes you wonder how the fuck isn't everyone dead already and how lucky the foundation is every time to find these things before anything happens.

I kind of like this aspect, since many of the things that can destroy all of humanity are only rated Euclid.

Of course, I'm a huge fan of grey goo apocalypses, frankly.

 

[Megapiss]

Here's one that's basically a fic of a pubescent sex slave who can't wear clothes because they harm her and whose nature is to entice men so hard that whatever they do isn't their fault anymore. Take that as you will.

SCP-166 is noted for her unusual effect upon human males. Upon establishing visual contact with SCP-166, 100% of human males tested attempted immediate sexual contact, regardless of their normal sexual orientation. In approximately 70% of these test subjects, the impulse faded after being removed from SCP-166's presence. In 30% of these cases, however, the desire turned into obsession, resulting in violent attempts to gain access to SCP-166. Class-A amnestics were efficacious in 43% of these cases; the remainder required termination.

Fucking lol. I can't believe this isn't a parody.

 

[Closet Sorcerer]

I thought the SCP Foundation was getting better wqhen they suddenly realized that "No Clef, you are the Mary Sues" and took their fingers out of their asses, but the SJW have to once again infect everything.

@AnOminous , they most plausible "grey goo" apocalypse will be a "dangerhair goo", I'm afraid.

SCP-2521 is fun tho just because of his history (they held a contest where you had maximum 500 characters or so to write a SCP ; he uses only pictograms).

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

A flaw of this project is the absurd quantity of epic world-destroying horrors. It would be a thing if they were just some, but out of the thousands of SCPs, probably a few hundred of them have the potential to KILL EVERYONE or DESTROY EARTH. Makes you wonder how the fuck isn't everyone dead already and how lucky the foundation is every time to find these things before anything happens.

I kind of like this aspect, since many of the things that can destroy all of humanity are only rated Euclid.

Of course, I'm a huge fan of grey goo apocalypses, frankly.

IIRC, the whole point of SCP-682 was "nipping that in the bud". The guy who wrote it intended it as an overpowered superintelligent killmonster because it would discourage people down the line from doing the same. He wanted the omnipresent threat of someone going "Hey, yours is just like..." to damper people's impulses to make the next Mary Sue world-ender.

I think it's safe to say he failed.

 

[Unpleasant]

Oh yeah, the Montauk maneuver. Still on there shockingly, though I'm surprised it didn't go the way of the really old sue-SCPs that used to dot them since it heavily implies horrific rape to this young girl.

Speaking of those old sue-SCPs, vaguely remember them. One was essentially a Nice Guy Vampire, and the other was a fucking furry. Like actual furry. The former was killed by a suescientist and the other was put to sleep.

From what I recollect the Montauk procedure has been watered down a bit from what it was.

I thought the SCP Foundation was getting better wqhen they suddenly realized that "No Clef, you are the Mary Sues" and took their fingers out of their asses, but the SJW have to once again infect everything.

SCP-2521 is fun tho just because of his history (they held a contest where you had maximum 500 characters or so to write a SCP ; he uses only pictograms).

2521's article is a pretty cool concept but the SCP itself just seems like a spoken word version of candlejack, and that's not very orig

 

[Lurkette]

I don't know if anyone's pointed it out yet because i can't be arsed to read this entire thread rn but it's hilariously shitty that the SJW A) ignores the opinion of the partially deaf person in chat on whether or not Hawkeye is considered disabled for being partially deaf and B) calls both fully and partially deaf individuals disabled. Last I checked, that pissed most of the deaf community off since that assumes there's something "wrong" with them that needs "fixed", when they can live perfectly normal lives with some adjustments (closed captioning, video calls, interpretation, etc etc.)

and also some of the stories are mildly unentertaining

 

[HG 400]

For those not in the know, the SCP Foundation was spawned from the creepypasta fandom through many posts on /x/, detailing a mysterious organization that documented and contained anomalous items and entities. Eventually, a website database of these documents was created, and regulations were put in place to prevent Mary Sues and edgy Jeff the Killer clones.

I don't understand what any of this means please explain it for those of us who aren't autistic.

 

[TiggerNits]

I don't understand what any of this means please explain it for those of us who aren't autistic.

Goosebumps and X-Files fanfiction site has a lot of creepy trannies who write bad fanfictions starring characters that are oddly similar to how they see themselves