Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I can't believe how quickly these people get into the relationships, especially at 20+ years of age (Both her and Dustin) It seems that they are too impatient to wait for anything, they want food - they eat it, they want a puppy - they buy one, they want a girlfriend - they get one as quickly as possible. They never got out of that baby stage of "I WANT THAT, GIMME THAT" That's why they are so fat and have so many failed relationships. Big Al was acting miserable for weeks after she broke up with Dustin, all this crying on younow and her youtube vids. If Dustin was the love of her life how can she get into another relationship so soon. I give her and Becky half a year tops. And who the fuck does one month anniversaries? Are they going to celebrate every month, or is it just the first one? Did they sign a contract so it's official? At least Hamberlynn decided to buy her gurhfriend sweets instead of a puppy or two.

Her diet is officially over, we all know she is going to spend her days with Becky in bed eating candy. She will be setting up a fundraiser for an electric wheelchair or a hoist to help her get out of bed soon.
 
:autism:Now are these real lesbians, or convenience lesbians you're referring to? Amberlynn's lesbian handbook is out of date since she admitted on her last YouNow she hasn't "boughten" a book in awhile. :autism:
That's exactly what I was hinting at but I didn't want to come right out and say it since I hadn't seen it mentioned before lmfao. I really, really don't think she's an actual lesbian. She's exactly like a family member of mine: fat, lonely, and it saddens me to say, but girls are easier and at times just as desperate so they'll put up with AL in ways and for much longer than any man would so instead of taking a year to lose weight and work on themselves they go after girls. It's so cringe.
 
That's exactly what I was hinting at but I didn't want to come right out and say it since I hadn't seen it mentioned before lmfao. I really, really don't think she's an actual lesbian. She's exactly like a family member of mine: fat, lonely, and it saddens me to say, but girls are easier and at times just as desperate so they'll put up with AL in ways and for much longer than any man would so instead of taking a year to lose weight and work on themselves they go after girls. It's so cringe.

I 100% believe AL isn't a true and honest lesbian, as a grifter she simply saw a much easier demographic among fat, autistic, lonely lesbian women to leach off of. Women are generally more naturally nurturing and caring, which is vital for AL since she basically wants to be a big fat giant baby that get others to take care of. She'd have to be a far more attractive and thin to be a proper gold-digger type going after men.
 
I 100% believe AL isn't a true and honest lesbian, as a grifter she simply saw a much easier demographic among fat, autistic, lonely lesbian women to leach off of. Women are generally more naturally nurturing and caring, which is vital for AL since she basically wants to be a big fat giant baby that get others to take care of. She'd have to be a far more attractive and thin to be a proper gold-digger type going after men.

It's like, you can absolutely find a gullible man to wait on you hand and foot, the issue is that men aren't as easily validated by purely emotional displays, which is all AL really offers, as piss poor as they are. Her praise, her flattery, her "support," only go so far when what most men want- is sex. It's a stereotype, but it tends to be true, sexual attraction and an active sex life are what men hold as nearly most important, or most important, in finding a partner. AL does not offer that. She cannot offer a regular man, even a chubby chasing one, anything resembling a normal sex life, and the only men she could pull now would be fetishistic SSBBW feeder types, and that shit usually ends abusively. I have no doubt that if she ever managed to lose a significant amount of weight, she would come out as "bisexual," and start actively seeking male partners. She's going to want to upgrade from lobotomized dykes who dress like teenaged boys circa 2006 and work dead end jobs eventually.
 
I think it would be much harder for Amber to find a male partner because generally hetero relationships demand a certain level of sexual interest. There's a reason why Lesbian Bed Death is a stereotype, and why U-Hauling is a thing; women have different brain chemistry. The chemicals your brain releases when you're in the honeymoon phase of a relationship are more intense in women and with lesbians you have twice the amount of happy chemicals going around, thus the lesbian tendency to rush into emotional intimacy; it's because their brain chemistry responds to it better than sexual intimacy.

Men also have feels in the honeymoon stage but they're much more connected to testosterone and sexual intimacy than women. That's why men feel less of a need to quickly progress to extreme emotional intimacy. Women are more apt to lose interest in sex over time because there's not as much brain chemistry payoff.

It's all science, really.

Amber knows that men would want far more physical intimacy than she's willing to give. She went through entire relationships where she lived with her girlfriend and she refused to have sex. Clearly she has issues regarding sex beyond being self-conscious of her smell/taste. She must have even worse hygiene now than she did back then so if anything I'd expect her to be even less willing to be sexual now.
 
She must have even worse hygiene now than she did back then so if anything I'd expect her to be even less willing to be sexual now.

I watched a video one time where she was up and was trying to hold her hands up to her stomach like a(idk what to do with them) and she almost couldn't even reach one another fingers let alone be able to reach her back or other parts. There is no way at this point she is washing properly, waxing herself etc.

I have zero lesbian radar from what I've noticed so I know I may be 99% wrong usually but I have always felt the same like she's not a real lesbian. She just doesn't have that vibe idk... as much as you may be insecure about yourself, if you love someone and have been for a long time in a relationship you feel the desire to have sex at some point and you do something about your insecurities. There is no way in 4 years you have zero sex not even touching while sleeping in the same bed. With D I think she tried to be more invested but probably stopped shortly after because she was talking about their sex life, their first time etc left and right at first but then she stopped completely after saying there are more important things than sex.
 
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I'm gonna have to dissent on the lesbian thing. I just don't agree that it would be any more difficult for Big Al to get a fat, autistic loser that also happens to have a cock attached (largely obscured by his FUPA, of course). Men do generally have more of a focus on sex, but have you watched the videos of when she and Dustin first got together? Nearly every video showed them post-pussyblasting with that :autism: grin on Dustin's face. He had a sex drive like no other (and I'm willing to bet it went largely unfulfilled later in the relationship, which is why he moved in on Shrek, sorry for the visual).

The power of the mind is strong, but it would take a very strong-willed straight bitch to pretend to be attracted to such nasty trolls as Dustin and Becky. And if we know anything about Big Al, its that she has no willpower.
 
1. Find out mom has cancer.
2. Post a video crying all about it asking for sympathy. (Bonus if I get $$ on younow for it.)
3. Post video goofing around with a friend and eating weird looking Mexican food.
4. Post nothing but selfies and booze on snapchat.

She doesn't expect us to think she's really sad, right?
 
I think AL's luck with relationships is based largely on where she lives, and the type of women she actively seeks out. I live in a pretty big city and I really don't think AL would have this type of long term luck with lesbian women or straight men here even with the help of the internet dating apps. She's lucky she relocated somewhere with the lowest standards known to mankind.
 
I'm gonna have to dissent on the lesbian thing. I just don't agree that it would be any more difficult for Big Al to get a fat, autistic loser that also happens to have a cock attached (largely obscured by his FUPA, of course). Men do generally have more of a focus on sex, but have you watched the videos of when she and Dustin first got together? Nearly every video showed them post-pussyblasting with that :autism: grin on Dustin's face. He had a sex drive like no other (and I'm willing to bet it went largely unfulfilled later in the relationship, which is why he moved in on Shrek, sorry for the visual).

The power of the mind is strong, but it would take a very strong-willed straight bitch to pretend to be attracted to such nasty trolls as Dustin and Becky. And if we know anything about Big Al, its that she has no willpower.

You mean THIS :autism: grin? (I know this isn't her actual postcoital grin but for some reason this picture of Destiny smiling in a hammoc had me laughing. So simple, yet so really, really simple. She's special.)
 

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She tries so hard to hint that she has a sex life but it's a chore for her to change her shirt.. there's no way she's having sex. She's so unhealthy she probably doesn't even have a sex drive at all. She always feels the need to 'prove' to her YouTube audience of how much a lesbian she is lol like, real lesbians don't ever discuss that.. Plus every time she's on younow she answers a "would you ever date a man?" question. Clearly she wants the attention and she's probably asking herself the same one on the low.
 
She tries so hard to hint that she has a sex life but it's a chore for her to change her shirt.. there's no way she's having sex. She's so unhealthy she probably doesn't even have a sex drive at all. She always feels the need to 'prove' to her YouTube audience of how much a lesbian she is lol like, real lesbians don't ever discuss that.. Plus every time she's on younow she answers a "would you ever date a man?" question. Clearly she wants the attention and she's probably asking herself the same one on the low.

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I'm gonna have to dissent on the lesbian thing. I just don't agree that it would be any more difficult for Big Al to get a fat, autistic loser that also happens to have a cock attached (largely obscured by his FUPA, of course). Men do generally have more of a focus on sex, but have you watched the videos of when she and Dustin first got together? Nearly every video showed them post-pussyblasting with that :autism: grin on Dustin's face. He had a sex drive like no other (and I'm willing to bet it went largely unfulfilled later in the relationship, which is why he moved in on Shrek, sorry for the visual).

The power of the mind is strong, but it would take a very strong-willed straight bitch to pretend to be attracted to such nasty trolls as Dustin and Becky. And if we know anything about Big Al, its that she has no willpower.
This makes sense logically, but I'm telling you, from personal experience with my family member, it's not about being straight or gay. It's irrelevant. Pre marrying her ex, a month before meeting her, my family member was crushing very hard on a man for months. Gay women don't do this, even in denial gay women. This woman asks her out and she said ok because "Why not?" and ever since she's convinced herself she's really gay and just wasn't able to figure it out for 40+ years of her life. Despite having actual gay family members who also echo my thoughts directly to her and every friend doing the same. It's really truly just about being lonely and taking advantage of what's easily accessible and since my family member hadn't had a serious person in her life for about 10 years she took it. The women both my family member and AL get with are also just as desperate and lonely when you get to know them.

And this is how AL finds these women and stays with them but eventually why it all falls apart as well. These women are lonely and desperate when they meet her and they put up with her because they tell themselves they love her but as soon as they meet someone else or start talking to someone else who fulfills them in ways AL can't because AL is too lazy and not truly into them they leave and she finds someone even more desperate and lonely because she's desperate and lonely since she just got dumped. The cycle repeats. Make no mistake, she's with Becky because she was the first person who was single she saw and it was easy to see because she's Krystle's ex so ofc she was all over her FB.
 
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I'm telling you, from personal experience with my family member, it's not about being straight or gay. It's irrelevant. When you're lonely and want someone to do things with you/for you, you'll take anything. My family member was straight her entire life and she moved to a very big, very beautiful city for a very nice job when she was in her 30's but she is not very beautiful or active and so she hadn't been with anyone in years since moving there because most women there are beautiful or work to attain their beauty, and she doesn't. Post marrying her ex-wife, a month before meeting her, she was crushing very hard on a man for months. Gay women don't do this, even in denial gay women. This woman asks her out and she, I quote, said ok because "Why not?" and ever since she's convinced herself she's really gay and just wasn't able to figure it out for 40+ years of her life. Despite having actual gay family members who also echo my thoughts directly to her and every friend doing the same. It's really truly just about being lonely and taking advantage of what's easily accessible. And the women both my family member and AL get with are also just as desperate and lonely when you get to know them.

And this is how AL finds these women and stays with them but eventually why it all falls apart as well. These women are lonely and desperate when they meet her and they put up with her because they tell themselves they love her but as soon as they meet someone else or start talking to someone else who fulfills them in ways AL can't because AL is too lazy and not truly into them they leave and she finds someone even more desperate and lonely because she's desperate and lonely since she just got dumped. The cycle repeats. Make no mistake, she's with Becky because she was the first person who was single she saw and it was easy to see because she's Krystle's ex so ofc she was all over her FB.

I know this type of lesbian too, the "I'm lonely so whoever will have me type." They usually do crush on men, but when a woman happens to show an interest they jump at the chance (but would have for a man as well).

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Three of the closest friends in my life are lesbians. One of them, I've known since High School, and I always knew she was gay even though she didn't realize it until she was close to 30, after being miserable, depressed alcoholic trying to have relationships with men. Since realizing she is gay, she is totally transformed, sober, happy, active and in a LTR with a woman. The other two I knew they were gay the moment we were introduced, though they later thought they had to "tell me" but it was so obvious to me I found it funny they thought they were letting me in on a secret at the time.

Anyway, besides being close to quite a few lesbians I've always had good gaydar. Hell, even my lesbian friend sometimes ask me to scope a woman out to figure out if they are gay (and hopefully single). Amber does not set off my gaydar at all. She sets off my grifter, emotional vampire-radar. I just think Amber has found women to be easier targets for reasons @Awkwafina detailed in a previous post. Women are generally far less demanding of sex/physical parts of a relationship, more interested into emotional closeness. AL stock in trade is emotional manipulation, and women are far easier to con with that than men.

It's also clear AL isn't comfortable in her body at all, from the PM's that have leaked and the lengths she goes to with angles and face shots to hide her body. The only male relationship she could hope for (at her current weight) is a fattie fetishist - who would only be with her because he wanted a ginormous fatbody - so it would be very physically demanding in a sense and I don't think she could tolerate that at all.

(A few years ago before she was in super-morbidly obese territory she might have managed to get a fat male autist with lesser physical/sexual demands, but she still would have had to give it up pretty regularly until she could manipulate him into a non-sexual relationship. She can get right to the support me and no-sex phase with a woman pretty quick, it usually takes far more work and sex to get a guy to that point in a relationship.)
 
I think it's safe to say that at this point Big AL has lost control of her public image completely. No matter what she does, she will be hated for it. She's officially become someone to love to hate.

If she makes an honest effort to lose weight and sticks to it, She'd have to keep it a secret until she's had significant results. No one will ever support her "starting a new weight loss journey" ever again. Been burned too many times.
 
I think it's safe to say that at this point Big AL has lost control of her public image completely. No matter what she does, she will be hated for it. She's officially become someone to love to hate.

If she makes an honest effort to lose weight and sticks to it, She'd have to keep it a secret until she's had significant results. No one will ever support her "starting a new weight loss journey" ever again. Been burned too many times.

Yet she manages to have a ton of support and real joy everytime she eats a pickle from new subscribers and the usual ''I'll love you even if you take a shit on me'' people, while others call her out and get the hate. Idk if you know about Nina Santiago, after all the things that came out about her and what she has done she's still there making videos still lying and if you dare to leave a comment calling her out you're eaten alive, youtube is full of strange people. Once youtubers play the victim card since the beginning of their career it seems to make them always fall on their feet.
 
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