God only knows. There's precious little photographic evidence of him. These are apparently his forearms. She also has a rather porky plateful in front of her of rather heavy food, for someone with stomach problems.
I've my own stomach problems, nothing on the level of GP and with good and bad days, but still my esophagus slammed shut and my stomach went on strike just from looking at that meal.
Okay, baked beans. A convenience food that's the favourite of completely broke people with a week or two to go until they get paid, or else some miserable sod with a horrible chest infection who can barely drag themselves out of bed. High in salt and depending on the sauce, sugar as well. But they have a decent amount of fibre, proteins, carbs etc, and even if your stomach is giving you shit it usually stays down if you eat moderately, maybe with a couple slices of dry toast to help pad the richness out. All in all, as a short term food option it's quite acceptable.
Eggs can be a little aggravating on an empty stomach, but again, toast on the side helps even things out. Boiled is best, scrambled is okay so long as you keep it plain and light on seasonings. If you're the type who adds a little bit of ham, a very small amount of cheese, and a quarter of a tomato, all carefully seasoned with a mild mustard and black pepper, chances are good that you'll end up praying to the porcelain god in very short order. But fried eggs? Eggs cooked in grease or butter? And not just one, but two or even three of them at once? On a bad day I'd not even be able to eat half of one of those eggs, let alone more than one.
Mushrooms. I'm not a fan personally, but I've had some people tell that mushrooms are light on the stomach, and others tell me it's hell. All I know is that I'm looking at a lot of protein that again, is slathered in grease and oil.
Sausage? Not if it's a cheap one and again, cooked in oil. And even if you've deliberately tracked down a type with low fat, high quality meat content with no gluten or salt, and grilled without oil, sausages are very dense and there is always filler in them. My parents are weirdly convinced that sausages are good for an unhappy stomach, but my personal experience is that you really need to limit your consumption to a few bites to appease the one who is feeding you when you're miserable.
Fried tomato isn't a good idea. You have to eat them raw or not at all. Baking might be acceptable for some people.
Bacon?
Fried bacon? An incredibly dense food, high in salt, insanely fatty?
Are you fucking kidding me?
Finally, hash browns. Fucking hash browns. Two of them. Oversized. Insanely rich. Effectively fat held together by potato acting as a sponge. Jesus fucking Christ.
My touchy stomach is absolutely no match for people with severe digestion problems. But fucking hell... even when my brain malfunctions and I find myself on a day long food binge that I will spend the full week afterwards paying dearly for, I couldn't eat all of that. Not even half of it. Or even a quarter.
This bitch is full of shit and vomit.
