🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Imagine waddlen to a tree and back and being proud of that. And counting that as exercise. Now, don’t get me wrong. Normally I’d be all for moving in whatever way you can despite whatever disability or health issue. But this is Amber. In her mind, walking five steps means a trip to McDs for a reward.

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This is a classic molment in Amberlynn history The ratty plait scraped up on top of the unwashed moon emoji face... the dress being worn as a top... the classic blood soaked black wommart leggeeeens and wrong shoes... the ham hock arms and dema leygs... and I just know true ALR autists like myself can hear her puffing and panting over *that* free use Apple/iTunes music... halcyon days!

 

[KittiestKitty]

Those were the good ol' days of the Amberverse. Back when she used to make a big ass out of herself and everybody just laughed. Now all we have is Amber talking about her BeePeeDee, dating feeders, and lawsuits.

 

[Holy T_Rex]

Imagine waddlen to a tree and back and being proud of that. And counting that as exercise. Now, don’t get me wrong. Normally I’d be all for moving in whatever way you can despite whatever disability or health issue. But this is Amber. In her mind, walking five steps means a trip to McDs for a reward.

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From catwalk to hogwalk

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Those were the good ol' days of the Amberverse. Back when she used to make a big ass out of herself and everybody just laughed. Now all we have is Amber talking about her BeePeeDee, dating feeders, and lawsuits.

She just can't move anymore to make herself an ass. At some point, she needs to just get a personal fat person scooter and become the new Mobility Mary

 

[CatsCage]

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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And there is 3 more on the way

 

[dasdirtnuggets]

Imagine waddlen to a tree and back and being proud of that. And counting that as exercise. Now, don’t get me wrong. Normally I’d be all for moving in whatever way you can despite whatever disability or health issue. But this is Amber. In her mind, walking five steps means a trip to McDs for a reward.

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I keep forgetting she's got those ankle balls under those leggeens. I wonder if they work like impact absorbers. This bitch has built in shocks on them tree trunks.

I forget which cow it was (or if it was some MSHPL fatty) who had bruises on their ankle balls because they were making contact with the floor. This gif was from a while ago, Amb's heel udders probably have their own callouses by now. Do you think the thin heel part of her flats is now crushed by the ankuhl bawls or do her ankle balls have a little sweaty fold that she can rest the leather/material in when she slips them on?

 

[Constellationzero]

who had bruises on their ankle balls

Hambutt almost assuredly has, not only callouses, but the eldritch, bubbly, puss-y lizard flesh ol' James "OW--MAH LAYYG!" King had.

 

[KittiestKitty]

Hambutt almost assuredly has, not only callouses, but the eldritch, bubbly, puss-y lizard flesh ol' James "OW--MAH LAYYG!" King had.

Got the same laygz and love for Chahneeze buffet.

 

[scoootiepuff]

Hambutt almost assuredly has, not only callouses, but the eldritch, bubbly, puss-y lizard flesh ol' James "OW--MAH LAYYG!" King had.

Hasn't she mentioned before that her laygs sometimes "leak"? And she's always getting cellulitis, probably due to the open sores on them. I don't think she's self conscious of them just because they're fat, I think it's because they're a festering oozing biohazard.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Hasn't she mentioned before that her laygs sometimes "leak"? And she's always getting cellulitis, probably due to the open sores on them. I don't think she's self conscious of them just because they're fat, I think it's because they're a festering oozing biohazard.

U guise have to ruhllaheeeze... skinny people have weeping sores where the skin has tore on their uncontrolled double dema leeayyrgs, you fatphobic haydur.

 

[Jr_Bacon_Sneedburger]

She just can't move anymore to make herself an ass. At some point, she needs to just get a personal fat person scooter and become the new Mobility Mary

Mobility Mary was infinitely more entertaining than Amber, and actually took good care of that bird.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Mobility Mary was infinitely more entertaining than Amber, and actually took good care of that bird.

Yeah, she didn't let that bird out. Especially not waiting for a cool Bree hee hee heeze from the patio door

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

"Cold BREE-HEE-HEE-HEEEEEZE" will never not be hilarious to me. Poor Rarity, I hope some kind soul found her and she is living her best life in fresh creamy Wisconsin etc etc, but she also gave us one of the funniest quotes in recent ALR history. Your sacrifice was not in vain, gentle feline.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Amber better come back swinging hard. If she comes out in October with some boring vlogs and no drama is going to drastically destroy her channel. Chantal is going full crazy at the end of September and it should only get crazier with how she is flipping out in Syria. Doordash is expensive

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

Your sacrifice was not in vain, gentle feline.

Do not go gentle into that good night. Meow, meow against the dying of the light dear Rarity! (And Gracie)

 

[maybe a pigeon]

 

[McBoogerBall]

A good indication gorlworld is getting dry again is when users discuss Amber’s mysterious ankle balls and layygs.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Based on this thread and the sub Reddit, looks like we aren’t as “obsessed” with her as she claimed before her little break.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

what's the longest break big al the cat killer has taken before? I remember a few years ago there was even a front page happening post just saying "where the fuck is Amber?" lol