💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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ImSickofit! said:
Well... today I had the opportunity to record this awful "cover show" and it's possible this may be the only recording of it since he deleted it immediately afterwards (or it was struck). So the archivers and whoever else are free to use this video as they wish.
Recording without chat:
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Recording with chat: https://rumble.com/v6zgvdq-cyraxx-l...cal-cover-show-with-chat.-awful-singing-.html

Chance's singing gets worse as time goes on. I also found it funny that there was not a single positive comment. Whenever he throws up the devil horns and sticks his tongue out like he is responding to a fan it must be an imaginary fan in his head.
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It's funny that even after what must be decades of "vocal training" he doesn't understand that those scream vocals are supposed to come from the diaphragm. That's why his "screamo" shit sounds so weak and goblin-esque. He forces the throat, which is 100% unfeasible for, say, an actual show. Your vocal chords are gonna be completely busted from doing that like he does. Amazing how he didn't get any complications from doing that. Then again, he didn't get complications from his rotten maw. Bad energies themselves drive this carcass on foot to roam the earth, cause he's a walking and talking pathology
 
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When I was 8, my grandma bought me a plastic microphone and speaker setup called a Star Stage. The thing was dope as hell with lights and effects on the mic. It was a lot of fun to pretend to be a singer in my pajamas.

Cyraxx doesn't have the mind of an 8 year old yet here he is singing along to the radio and pretending that he's a musician. It would at least make a little bit of sense if he was doing karaoke without the vocal track. I suppose that would break the fantasy for him though. Like playing his driving games without the assists.
 
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crunchy bits are the best said:
Chance should be building his own fort dog kennel with all the concrete he's been getting.
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There's no way anyone in that house could lift concrete, let alone this thing.

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The bedbug jug in the closet has a better chance of lifting a bag than Raxx.

Fishnumm said:
didnt the totally real doctor recently say that he cant do vocal covers because he voice is dying
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The totally real friend he's known since fifth grade convinced him to ignore the doctor's orders.

His retirement lasted less than 24 hours.
 
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Most Wanted Banana said:
There's no way anyone in that house could lift concrete, let alone this thing.

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The bedbug jug in the closet has a better chance of lifting a bag than Raxx.


The totally real friend he's known since fifth grade convinced him to ignore the doctor's orders.

His retirement lasted less than 24 hours.
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god he looks like a horror villain
 
Most Wanted Banana said:
There's no way anyone in that house could lift concrete, let alone this thing.

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The bedbug jug in the closet has a better chance of lifting a bag than Raxx.


The totally real friend he's known since fifth grade convinced him to ignore the doctor's orders.

His retirement lasted less than 24 hours.
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Is this recent? He looks (somehow) worse. Did Sally have the radiation levels checked recently?
 
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Most Wanted Banana said:
There's no way anyone in that house could lift concrete, let alone this thing.

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When was this taken? And yeah there is no way he can lift 20 kg even with all of his collective muscles working at their max. He can barely even hold a guitar (which is around 3 - 4 kg) on his non-existent shoulders. If Sally really wanted to, I'm sure she could beat the shit out of him if she really tried. But unfortunately she is a coward who won't dare get rid of the goblin even if everyone else, including her partner is screaming at her to do so because she knows he simply won't survive alone out there and doesn't want to feel any guilt for his death.
 
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Del Boy said:
When was this taken? And yeah there is no way he can lift 20 kg even with all of his collective muscles working at their max. He can barely even hold a guitar (which is around 3 - 4 kg) on his non-existent shoulders. If Sally really wanted to, I'm sure she could beat the shit out of him if she really tried. But unfortunately she is a coward who won't dare get rid of the goblin even if everyone else, including her partner is screaming at her to do so because she knows he simply won't survive alone out there and doesn't want to feel any guilt for his death.
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It's from last year, he was doing some lifting using his keyboard as a weight
 
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Del Boy said:
he simply won't survive alone out there and doesn't want to feel any guilt for his death.
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She managed to raise multiple stunted, dysfunctional, pedophilic men from childhood. If she feels “guilt” “shame” or “responsibility” she just turns around, stares at a different wall, and ignores it. Lol. It was great watching her squirm when the cop told her to just get rid of his computer. Without the internet he’d be bothering her and Ed 24/7. Obviously she won’t enjoy that! Instead, the hefty hippo lets him online to prey on children- fully aware that’s what he’s doing.

She SHOULD feel guilty for
Never taking him to a dentist. Never making him bathe. Never helping graduate high school. Never teaching him to drive. Never encouraging him to seek employment. Never trying to socialize him. The goblin can’t even heat up his own food!

Sally thinks children are like potted plants. Just water them and they’ll work themselves out.
 
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It's actually amazing how much his body looks like it was drawn by a child, zero understanding of anatomy on display, he's shaped like those fighting dummies you always see in games and stuff. The ones that have a bucket/haybale fora torso with two broomsticks coming out of either shoulder, he'd probably be just as fun to hit
 
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