💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

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Wimmig said:
I’ve always thought his rage voice is what it would sound like if a chain smoking sheet of sandpaper became limitedly sentient and was able to scream at people. Raxx probably does indeed eat rocks because it sounds like there’s a bunch of gravel in his throat.
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raxx's vocal probs likely just stem from dehydration and strain. surprised the lil retard hasn't developed nodules

I can't even imagine how poor his nutrition is
 
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He's really doing the whole "let my friends up NOW before I come over there and beat you up you (insert completely non-applicable slur)" again thing oh my god this man speaks in circles.

Edit: Lol John has Chance clocked, he's using Bowser as his own Old45 equivalent. Chance can't fight his own battles and he knows how to mock every single action Chance might do.
 
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On Raxx being straight edge, I think a big part of that is the fact that he doesn't have the ability to get any kind of substance. Especially true now, but even back when he was still in high school at 23 years old, he had no money and he never actually rolled with anyone that would partake with anything like that. Maybe the old scrapping buddy (Forgot his name) but I doubt he was going to give any to a leech like raxx.
 
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Bom Taker said:
How much do you bet that whenever he's raging out at the trolls, huge chunks of tonsil stones come out
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I had my tonsils removed when I was young, so I don’t know what causes tonsil stones or really anything about them. I imagine good oral hygiene is important to avoid getting them often, a concept foreign to Raxx. I also imagine screaming at the top of your lungs lung and a half can dislodge them. If my line of thinking is correct, it probably happens once in a while to him at least. I’ve seen many instances of him stopping in the middle of screaming at people where he appears to be surprised and distracted by something in his mouth and proceeds to swallow whatever’s in his mouth just before continuing his screaming. It wouldn’t surprise me if he does that because a tonsil stone landed on his tongue.
 
Wimmig said:
I had my tonsils removed when I was young, so I don’t know what causes tonsil stones or really anything about them. I imagine good oral hygiene is important to avoid getting them often, a concept foreign to Raxx. I also imagine screaming at the top of your lungs lung and a half can dislodge them. If my line of thinking is correct, it probably happens once in a while to him at least. I’ve seen many instances of him stopping in the middle of screaming at people where he appears to be surprised and distracted by something in his mouth and proceeds to swallow whatever’s in his mouth just before continuing his screaming. It wouldn’t surprise me if he does that because a tonsil stone landed on his tongue.
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It's not really known what exactly causes stones, but they're not really a bad thing. They're just an accumulation of bacteria and debris, and they can happen to anyone. And they smell like tooth plaque.

So, I don't think he notices them, if they come up on stream.
 
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anliteralidiot said:
It's not really known what exactly causes stones, but they're not really a bad thing. They're just an accumulation of bacteria and debris, and they can happen to anyone. And they smell like tooth plaque.

So, I don't think he notices them, if they come up on stream.
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id be surprised if he could taste anything with that rotten maw, surely this kills him at some point
 
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Wimmig said:
I had my tonsils removed when I was young, so I don’t know what causes tonsil stones or really anything about them. I imagine good oral hygiene is important to avoid getting them often, a concept foreign to Raxx.
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This article explains that food gets stuck in the folds of your tonsils, gets covered in bacteria, then calcifies. They can be prevented (or at least reduced in size and frequency) by brushing your teeth and tongue, and keeping hydrated. We know Chance doesn't stay hydrated, and he sure as shit doesn't brush his teeth, so it's most likely he gets a lot of them.

If the lighting wasn't so poor in his attic and he opened his mouth wide enough, we could probably confirm if he has them or not.
Wimmig said:
I also imagine screaming at the top of your lungs lung and a half can dislodge them. If my line of thinking is correct, it probably happens once in a while to him at least. I’ve seen many instances of him stopping in the middle of screaming at people where he appears to be surprised and distracted by something in his mouth and proceeds to swallow whatever’s in his mouth just before continuing his screaming. It wouldn’t surprise me if he does that because a tonsil stone landed on his tongue.
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I get them on a somewhat frequent basis, though they were larger and more frequent about ten years ago. Coughing, sneezing, and rubbing them with the back of my tongue can get them out (I can feel one now, that bastard), though there are random occasions where they seemingly come out on their own. It can certainly be a surprise, especially the unexpected mass, taste, and smell. Sometimes the little bastards will splinter off into pieces without fully dislodging.

When possible, I'll spit them into a trashcan or use a tissue to get it off my tongue or sleeve (if after a sneeze); as gross as it is that he may swallow them, be thankful he's not spitting any out on camera like he tosses his scab pickings. Shit's really gross.

I once dislodged one the size of an American penny. It was relieving, mortifying, and disgusting all at the same time.
Just kidding. You guys have seen enough gross shit in this thread already.
 
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ImSickofit! said:
The keen eye will notice that Taylor was backstage... 🤔
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It seems that John is just throwing storylines to the wall to see what sticks, the problem is that Raxx is only interested in his Shadowkai anime so he won't bite the hook. It's a shame he didn't fall for the Nintendo President trick, John should get new voice actors or try the Heather angle.

And he never even acknowledged the whole Patricia shit.
 
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Cuddle Team Leader said:
Its from the yelling. He's screaming so much that it's fucking his voice up. I've had the same issues when I went to college football games.
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Has there been any stream where cyraxx was really sick? I can remember a time where his throat was killing him and it hurt to swallow but i can't think of any moment where he was sniffling or had a runny nose or was feverish. I'd love to see how big a rax out we could get when he has a 101 fever
 
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