🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

She went from literally crying in her car because her arms were sore during a workout to laughing and joking that she collapsed twice in one day. I'd be genuinely terrified if I was her, unless falling on her ass is something she does regularly while drunk I'd assume
 
She goes totally naked for a massage? Why?? What a terrifying sight that must be for the massage therapist , couldn’t she wear panties or something? :::shuddering::::: at the thought of her splayed out like a huge lump of white dough.
 
Amberglow said:
her splayed out like a huge lump of white dough.
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Massage tables are narrow so the therapist can reach everything. She's hanging off the edges and that's how she fell, the silly cow.

RE: the worm vid, LMFAO at the big farty brappppppppp noise she makes.
 
Amberglow said:
::shuddering::::: at the thought of her splayed out like a huge lump of white dough.
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Like a John Isaacs art piece.

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Amberglow said:
She goes totally naked for a massage? Why?? What a terrifying sight that must be for the massage therapist , couldn’t she wear panties or something? :::shuddering::::: at the thought of her splayed out like a huge lump of white dough.
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I’ve never heard of someone taking off their underwear for a massage before….its extremely bizarre. It’s probably the closest she gets to doing the sex though.
 
Amberglow said:
She goes totally naked for a massage? Why?? What a terrifying sight that must be for the massage therapist , couldn’t she wear panties or something? :::shuddering::::: at the thought of her splayed out like a huge lump of white dough.
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Apparently most people actually do this, it's standard. You start out under a sheet and the RMT moves it around for hygiene/modesty. They do the same thing if you wear panties. My RMT says she has no preference. Honestly I think they see bodies entirely differently than lay people do.

She would need several sheets sewn together though. And some kind of bariatric table.
 
brooky said:
Apparently most people actually do this, it's standard. You start out under a sheet and the RMT moves it around for hygiene/modesty. They do the same thing if you wear panties. My RMT says she has no preference. Honestly I think they see bodies entirely differently than lay people do.

She would need several sheets sewn together though. And some kind of bariatric table.
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Not sure if this is TMI but what? Where? I've had many massages in many different places, I've never had to go naked. My underwear was moved up and down, but never been fully naked.
 
For every single massage appt I've ever had there was a pack of single-use underwear waiting for me in the dressing room. That included a pair of thongs and slippers. I was supposed to put them in, get under the blanket and call the masseuse
But.. naked? Jesus, the horror!
 
Lymphatic massage is ideally done directly on the skin. Including near the groin area, where there are lymph nodes. I don't think it's out of pocket for her to be totally naked. It's just whatever the person is comfortable with doing.

I do question her flipping the table though. Because people with lymphedema are usually pretty big folk, so you would imagine the therapist would have properly-rated equipment.
 
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Does anyone remember that SNL skit where Chris Farley played a giggly fat chick who suddenly gets demonically aggressive? Anna reminds me of that character.

Her trainer is sick of her shit.
 
Artificial Baits said:
Not sure if this is TMI but what? Where? I've had many massages in many different places, I've never had to go naked. My underwear was moved up and down, but never been fully naked.
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They won't ask you to. It's your preference.

One day I was sweatier/grosser than I would have liked and asked my RMT, very embarrassed, if I could go without panties. She said most people go naked and she has no preference. They place the sheets the same way.

If they MAKE you go naked, get a new RMT.

The Jewel of the Nile said:
For every single massage appt I've ever had there was a pack of single-use underwear waiting for me in the dressing room. That included a pair of thongs and slippers. I was supposed to put them in, get under the blanket and call the masseuse
But.. naked? Jesus, the horror!
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This sounds like a relaxation massage at a spa and not a real RMT. They're different services.

Also, calling them masseuse, lol. That's kind of a dated term. These days RMTs gives massages, masseuses give happy endings.

You can get insurance to pay for an RMT's services. You can't for a masseuse, or an aesthetician who's just giving a relaxation massage. The single use panties are more of a spa thing.

An RMT could provide the single use panties if they wanted, I guess, but I don't see why they wouldn't just let you wear your own panties. It would make me wonder if their sheets were as sterile as they should be, tbh.

Also caveat that I'm Canadian, and I just remembered Americans are prudes. No offense. But I'm sure Anna's not the only one naked under the sheets at her massage therapist.

What's the difference between being naked and wearing a tiny thong? Hygiene. If the sheets and table are sterilized properly, then the thong is just hygiene theatre and only there to make you psychologically comfortable. It's not better than your own underwear. But maybe they don't trust their clients to have non-shitty panties on when they come in.

janeir0 said:
I do question her flipping the table though. Because people with lymphedema are usually pretty big folk, so you would imagine the therapist would have properly-rated equipment.
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Her insurance would probably require her to... but even if her clients are usually big, are they usually ANNA big??
 
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She might have broken the massagetable with her weight. Anna thinks everyone on her «medical team» watches everything she puts out, so maybe she posted that as an explanation for what happened.
 
lol that Anna made a big deal about Taylor Swift’s new album—even spending days bedazzling 4X-sized lingerie to produce a photo shoot tribute to Swift’s magnum opus—and the internet hasn’t stopped calling it a piece of shit since it dropped.
 
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