💰 Grifter "Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

God's strongest milkman said:
If I wanted him to suffer I was suggest the nonary games series.

Or AI the somnium files.

Which are both different types of anime schizophrenia. Although the nonary games are more pseudoscience and less anime.

The somnium files have an ethot streamer and her simp as major characters. You do get to watch them die a couple of times so it evens out.

It shares some things with fahrenheit indigo prophecy. I would never say what however.
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Played the first AI Somnium Files game. It's such utter weeb trash and the mystery is so fucking confusing and illogical I just sat there after it was all over with every ending like "Huh?"
 
if you go into trades you will have to tolerate spics and their clown language as they are doing 90% of the drywall, framing, and concrete in the USA
on the plus side you will meet plenty of americans who hate illegals as much as you do
 
For game suggestions, I would like to put in a bid for “Devotion” by Red Candle Games. It’s about a father searching his home for his missing daughter. Red Candle is a small Taiwanese studio that likes to weave their history and folklore into their games.

It was released in 2019, but Steam yanked it after an easter egg was found comparing Xi Jinping to Winnie the Pooh. You can get it directly from Red Candle’s storefront.

Pros:
✅ walking simulator
✅ may complete in around 3 hours
✅ no gay/deviant sexual shit

Cons:
❌ jump scares
❌ very much walking simulator. I liked it, but I can see why others thought it was paced too slowly.
 
Aisin Gioro Puyi said:
if you go into trades you will have to tolerate spics and their clown language as they are doing 90% of the drywall, framing, and concrete in the USA
on the plus side you will meet plenty of americans who hate illegals as much as you do
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I would suggest surveying. It's a lot of travelling with some GIS management but you're outside all day mostly.
 
On the subject of Butch Killigan and living for the sake of revenge, I want to post this kino.
This cutscene is notable for how kino it is, and the fact that, despite this, it happens a minute before the illusion of the narrative completely collapses because MGSV is terribly written. Also, I'm pretty sure that "professional letterers" are just grunt workers that do trivial things so that the talent can keep to a strict schedule, although I'm not sure if modern comics actually keeps a strict schedule. Basically, they're the "grips" of the comic industry, sure, the director could hold all the cameras himself, but it's better to have a team that does it for you.
 
volatile puar said:
On the subject of Butch Killigan and living for the sake of revenge, I want to post this kino.
This cutscene is notable for how kino it is, and the fact that, despite this, it happens a minute before the illusion of the narrative completely collapses because MGSV is terribly written. Also, I'm pretty sure that "professional letterers" are just grunt workers that do trivial things so that the talent can keep to a strict schedule, although I'm not sure if modern comics actually keeps a strict schedule. Basically, they're the "grips" of the comic industry, sure, the director could hold all the cameras himself, but it's better to have a team that does it for you.
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Kojima is such a fucking try hard loser.
 
@Null
Hey Jersh, I believe you were looking for short horror game recommendations for Halloween. I have a good few recommendations that might interest you. Some might be a bit longer than you are looking for, but they are great games to stream I assure you.
Apologies in advance if this is not the appropriate place to post this.
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Harvester, ~7.5 hours, $5.99 on Steam
In Harvester, the main character wakes up with amnesia, but he remembers enough to understand that everything in this town he finds himself in is more than a bit strange. The game is very zany & gory, although it's a bit obtuse. You might need a guide at times if you get stuck.

Phantasmagoria, ~6.5 hours, $9.99 on Steam
Phantasmagoria follows a pair of newlyweds who recently moved into an old mansion. You play as the wife, but her husband has been acting strangely since they moved in. It's not as memorable as Harvester, but you'll find yourself sympathizing with the main character a lot more. I highly recommend this game if you find the 90s FMV games interesting, but don't want to deal with the obtuseness of Harvester.

Clocktower, ~3.5 hours, $19.99 on Steam
In Clocktower you play as an orphan girl who was recently adopted alongside some of her friends. But upon arriving at the mansion of your new adoptive family you find not a loving family, but horrors.

Penumbra: Overture & Black Plague, both ~5.5 hours, $9.99 on Steam (sold together)
In Penumbra, a ~30 year old physicist goes to remote Greenland to find his father after his mother's death. The cold forces him to take shelter in an abandoned mine, but the entrance collapses behind him. Black Plague takes place directly after Overture, where the main character finds himself trapped in an underground facility. Made by the same people that made SOMA, the underwater robot sci-fi game you've played. In fact I recommend any game made by Frictional Games, except Amnesia: Rebirth.

Welcome to the Game II, ~5 hours (varies), $9.99 on Steam
In this game you play as an investigative reporter who comes across a livestream of a woman on the dark web begging for help. She is trapped in an unknown location, & is being hunted by men in masks. You have to surf the dark web in search of cryptographic hashes that will help you find her. The gameplay of this game is kind of whatever, but I think you'll get a kick out of looking through all the different websites in the game.

Lost in Vivo, ~5 hours, $11.99 on Steam
In Lost in Vivo your dog is swept into a storm drain during a storm, & you have to plunge yourself into the sewers to save her. Sadly this game is made by a tranny, but it's good. PS1/2 style graphics.

Dead Seater, ~2 hours, Free on Steam
In Dead Seater your father is coming home, & you must prepare for the reunion. A bit of a slow build up, but the payoff is very good. PS2 style graphics.

Nun Massacre, ~3 hours, $4.95 on Itch.io
In Nun Massacre, a mother goes to pick up her child from a Catholic boarding school. Upon arriving the place is empty, & she becomes trapped inside. A murderous nun stalks you throughout the abandoned building. I highly recommend most games made by this dev, Puppet Combo. Some of my favorites include Stay Out of the House, Babysitter Bloodbath, & Murder House. PS1 style graphics. Fair warning, the nun can be a bit loud.
The dev's catalogue is split between Steam & Itch.io, all of them are short games.

No, I'm not a Human, ~3 hours, $14.99 on Steam
In this game you are forced to stay inside, & made to question whether or not the people at your door are actually human. This game is relatively new, so it might attract some new viewers to your stream if you post the vod on Youtube.
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I wanted to keep this short, but it seems I've already failed in that. So I'm just going to go ahead & rapid fire some other good options, but the ones above I recommend the most. The following games after the first 5 are short.

Phantasmagoria: A Puzzle of Flesh
Amnesia: The Dark Descent
Amnesia: The Bunker
Cry of Fear
Darkwood
P.T.
Faith
Stay Out of the House
Babysitter Bloodbath
Murder House
Pigsaw
Iron Lung
MOTHER
Mothered
Who's Lila?

Also, I saw someone recommending Chilla's Art games. I personally do not recommend you play any of those because most of them are boring if you ask me. Most of Chilla's games are just waiting around for something to happen, & don't have fulfilling endings.
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Edit: Added Darkwood to list.
 
Null got 'jaked in the Sharty 'ead
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BondoBob said:
Tbf working in almost any industry anymore requires you to interact with computers
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Yeah but for 95% of us you just use the computer, and any time it fucks up you can make the faggot sparky deal with it.
Oxyjen said:
One can make a perfectly good career from domestic and commercial wiring only
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People choose to become electricians because they see that insane annual payrate, and that insane annual payrate only comes from taking callouts to heavy industry. If you're just going to do domestic wiring you should become a locksmith instead so you can at least rob the houses afterwards.
 
Action Orange said:
Troon video essayist Dead Domain has released a video critiquing Ye's recent song "Heil Hitler".

Here's another video he released a while back about Synthetic Man. Thought it might be relevant since Synth has been declared a lolcow now. There's a bunch of unhinged clips of Synth condensed into one place if you want to skim them for next week's MATI @Null
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Here's a new Dead Domain video about people making anti-woke videos.
 

Movie style game in the vein of Until Dawn where you play as the characters and make narrative choices that change the story and monster etc. It's fun and you can do a full run through in 6-10 hours depending on the choices, neat little horror game, I think there are supposedly more than 180 unique endings mostly variations on who dies and how. I also enjoyed Until Dawn, you could probably get it way cheaper since it's 10 years old, both fun with a good degree of replayability.
 
Another shorter horror game I just remembered is Zoochosis.
That’s a short like couple hours game with multiple endings
 
This might be the single most miscellaneous thread on the Kiwi Farms internet.
 
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