DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Freshtodeath]

Let's give a shout out to the people at Leanna's work who called the ambulance. You got Leanna a visit to the doctor and pissed DSP off cause he has to pay for the visit. They did God's work.

 

[PL 879]

Just watched the emergency part (with adblock). He says, "Sometimes she has these attacks at home and we calm her down". So he's not letting her go to the doctor? holy shit.

Dsp took a legit taxi. Has this dipshit never heard of uber? he's lives in fucking washington.

She has panic attacks at home? Those are typically triggered by high stress and uncomfortable situations where your mind is telling your body that you shouldn't be there.
Alarm bells are ringing.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Don't know if this has been shared here before (there's no way in hell I'm checking 1000+ pages of Phil's bullshit) but Psychicpebbles shared this.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

She has panic attacks at home? Those are typically triggered by high stress and uncomfortable situations where your mind is telling your body that you shouldn't be there.
Alarm bells are ringing.

And everyone knows the best thing to help with your anxiety is to have your future husband angrily rant on about how much your medical care is costing and how he won't "let them" take you away in an ambulance.

 

[PL 879]

And everyone knows the best thing to help with your anxiety is to have your future husband angrily rant on about how much your medical care is costing and how he won't "let them" take you away in an ambulance.

He has this ingrained ability to make everyone in his life feel like absolute shit completely nonchalantly. And this is supposed to be the best period of a relationship...the time before children are added into the mix.
I don't know what hickville part of Pennsylvania she came from that she thinks she has nowhere else to go, but there are much better fish in the sea than this flaming sociopath.

 

[Freshtodeath]

Him describing his interactions with the nurses is so fascinating. It's just so interesting how everyone he interacts with in his life is a "moron" or "an idiot". This goes back to him having worked in an office for 5 years. How did he tolerate his co workers or how did they tolerate him? Everyone he meets with the exception of Leanna is met with resistance and vile.

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

You cannot interact with Phil in any meaningful regard and get away as anything less than an idiot unless you go out of your way to cater to him.

 

[PL 879]

It's going to happen one of these times that Phil is going to cop his superior attitude with the wrong person and his lights are gonna get knocked out.
Maybe that's exactly what he needs to humble his delusional ass.
Then he can also have his own ambulance ride.

 

[Honeybunny]

It's going to happen one of these times that Phil is going to cop his superior attitude with the wrong person and his lights are gonna get knocked out.
Maybe that's exactly what he needs to humble his delusional ass.
Then he can also have his own ambulance ride.

He doesn't go outside enough for something like that to ever happen, not to mention he's too much of a coward to ever get into a fistfight

 

[PrincessHomura]

It's going to happen one of these times that Phil is going to cop his superior attitude with the wrong person and his lights are gonna get knocked out.
Maybe that's exactly what he needs to humble his delusional ass.
Then he can also have his own ambulance ride.

A little bit of that already happened during his time in the FGC, once with Viscant and once with Mike Watson and Jaha.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/4roajf/can_viscant_tell_us_the_story_of_dsp_challenging/

 

[PL 879]

He doesn't go outside enough for something like that to ever happen, not to mention he's too much of a coward to ever get into a fistfight

It's because he is such a recluse that the inevitable has been staved off this long, but a guy like that has it coming.
Definitely won't be any sort of a fistfight in the traditional sense of squaring off with another guy. It'll be Phil making a smart ass entitled remark while looking at the floor...then a second later he's looking at the ceiling from the floor.

 

[Freshtodeath]

I'm starting to think DSP is a sociopath. I've always thought he kind of knows what he's doing when manipulating people. His arrogance and disregard for others has always been a telltale sign. IDK if autistic people can be sociopaths too, i guess they could.

Perhaps DSP isn't autistic but rather he is so arrogant he refused to pay attention in school which is why he's a moron.

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

Phil considers himself street smart so you can chalk up every decision in his life to his street smarts. Purposely keeping his fiance from getting professional medical help? Street smarts. Begging his viewers to cover his ass because he's awful with money? Street smarts. Prioritizing getting the car over visiting his fiance in the hospital? Street smarts. Taking a taxi instead of an Uber? The ultimate in street smarts.

 

[Keystone]

Him describing his interactions with the nurses is so fascinating. It's just so interesting how everyone he interacts with in his life is a "moron" or "an idiot". This goes back to him having worked in an office for 5 years. How did he tolerate his co workers or how did they tolerate him? Everyone he meets with the exception of Leanna is met with resistance and vile.

He didn't, and neither did they. Hence why he got shitcanned. The SoK guys said in one of their Let's Endures that Phil has a shit attitude that prohibits him from effectively working with anyone and he knows it, which is one of the reasons he isn't looking for a job. He knows he's such a shit person that he'll get fired as soon as he has to put up with a customer or boss or coworker of any kind since he won't be able to help himself from telling them to fuck off. I happen to agree with what they said.

It's going to happen one of these times that Phil is going to cop his superior attitude with the wrong person and his lights are gonna get knocked out.

He'd have to leave the house for that to happen. Deep down I think he knows for a fact that he'd get his teeth knocked out if he tried talking to a person in real life the way he does to his "detractors" on Twitter and in his videos. That's why he doesn't go to Cons and stuff, aside from being a complete nobody with zero charisma. Hell, it almost happened with Jaha.

Maybe that's exactly what he needs to humble his delusional ass

Agreed. I've said it before, but I think that Jaha kicking the shit out of him back then would've worked wonders for him.

 

[PL 879]

But then there is a flip side to the Phil pathology coin - if he truly is a sociopath, then there is no capability to see the error of his ways so even an ass beating would not work.
At this point with how long the guy has shut himself off from society other than Twitter and streaming, he's not too far away from pissing in mason jars.
I'm surprised the counselor at the hospital didn't immediately feel an unhinged presence from Phil's side of the room and call her superiors. I would say he'd be a marvel to cage up and observe, but he's already done that for us with his 8 year legacy.

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

there is no capability to see the error of his ways so even an ass beating would not work.

Nothing would change regardless of what sort of bad thing happened to him. He'd still be mouthing off in vlogs and making himself look like the victim so people feel bad for him and give him money.

Still, I'd love for him to get stomped out in a year or so when everybody is completely desensitized to his begging so his legitimate crisis blends in with all of his fake ones.

 

[PL 879]

Still, I'd love for him to get stomped out in a year or so when everybody is completely desensitized to his begging so his legitimate crisis blends in with all of his fake ones.

The boy that cries wolf act is already revving into high gear.
He will increasingly and more deliciously desperately go from ALERT to ACHTUNG to DEFCON 1 to Patreon Goal - Have your name carved on my tombstone.

 

[Girl Crush]

I'm surprised the counselor at the hospital didn't immediately feel an unhinged presence from Phil's side of the room and call her superiors.

That's assuming it happened the way he says it did. There's every chance that he sat there the entire time in uncomfortable silence, eyes downcast, careful not to mouth off until everyone had left the room.

 

[PL 879]

That's assuming it happened the way he says it did. There's every chance that he sat there the entire time in uncomfortable silence, eyes downcast, careful not to mouth off until everyone had left the room.

I can completely see that happening. Phil sitting there at 35-years-old in his ridiculous DSPGaming skull t-shirt, greasy hair slicked back, unshaved and unshowered for several days, being cautious not to make a sound or eye contact, swaying back and forth because he can't sit still.
Come to think of it with that scenario, why wasn't he strapped down and gagged on the spot and wheeled on a gurney to the psych ward?

 

[Keystone]

https://twitter.com/heylocheerio/status/864187695353872384 (http://archive.is/w9Iwx)
At least this time we didn't have to see him jerkin' it.