Lolcow Mr. Burgers / Jesse Radin / Jesse Nicholas Radin - Unstable Fast Food Reviewer, Repeatedly Banned KF Poster


I've officially made a video just for you kids.

Don't know if that makes me a not lolcow or whatever I am.

But my kiwi is a gun-toting monkey from Austin.

I'm the wussier version of Maddox tbh fwiw

like instead of calling out my haters i make sperg videos about them
 

Nuqulur launch D-Tec-T3de

no one visits this page
other than andres
maybe null to make sure i'm not giving away too much

don't worry null I haven't revealed the secret megan from halloween
 
I also walk, write novels, play WoW... I'm more normal than 72% of those 4chan exceptional individual-types that mock lolcows, even.
Horde or Alliance?
 

Completely breaking the fake world now.

Just so you know, I am targeted by two evil girls I knew. One from St. Mary's College and one from YouThink.com, both from the East Bay...

ADHD is Kate Michalski, a weird girl I went on one date with in 2006.
The weird ones like Sunflower Boi are Xanthe Kountanis.

I will destroy them.

Horde or Alliance?
KATE KATE
KATE
I
HATE
YOU
KATE
FRIGGIN
MICHALSKI

I don't even know though.
I wonder
was it YOU on Utopia General Talk
or was it Katie O'Brien pretending to be you and you were just some stupid drama girl and we have you in our sights...

Blahhhhhhhh no one reads this except andres and autism469

Megan megan
Megan
MEGAN
MEGAN!
Which megan am I talking about

HH Vixen? xpaperxdollx?

or that sexy woman from AIM in 2005-06 on that Cry Wolf game...

[null] she told me

I thought it was some secret code...
and it is
I think I broke it.

AHHHHH It's Katie O'Brien

run away kate!!!!!!!!!! SHE KNOWS YOUR WHOLE PLAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rachel and Jesse
alalallalal

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

I have all your secret files, Kate Michalski.
ALL
THE
SECRET
FILES

Which Rachel is Rachel?
AHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!

TOO MANY VOICES IN MY HEAD!!!!!!!


LAWL.
 

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This Thread makes me hungry for a good patty melt
What kind of cheese?
I/he/we/they/she/it would suggest pepper jack with extra jalapenos

but his/her/its dad is too much of a wuZZ to handle anything spicier than mustard.

I have a gift for all youse

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0722VCTYK

It's a book I/he/they wrote when he was 12
 
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New video for you people to look at

I threaten Ariana Grande and tell Selena Gomez to fuck me at the end, so you can skip to that and mock it.
 
Are you gonna stream your suicide? Do a flip.
Telling me to kill myself, loser?
You're the problem here, faggot.

I am better than you. Get over it.

And if you can't get over it, go cry to your mommy about the big bad dragon with 2 penises and 2 vaginas.

Ok, I died.
I died masturbating thinking about Kelly Clarkson.
 
getting a job and losing your virginity would probably improve your mental health substantially
 
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