I just created my second account here (I guess my old one from 2022 got baleeted?) just to say... holy crap, Silent Rob is having sex with
Guru Larry in drag these days????
Kinda funny cause he always ripped on my wife for being fat and ugly... and now he's fucking a fat ugly man. Rob, I hope you checked for a weiner on this one brah!
I must be some kinda massochist, coming back to KF... but I guess some part of me will just never be able to help myself!
Of course he is. In his head he's still the gigachad showin' it to all the tards and spazzes who can't get a scrap of pussy. This is Rob Lowe we're talking about here. Fantasy is his reality. Honestly, if realization actually hits him one day, and it will, that'll probably be it. I don't think he can handle it.
I just created my second account here (I guess my old one from 2022 got baleeted?) just to say... holy crap, Silent Rob is having sex with
Guru Larry in drag these days????
Kinda funny cause he always ripped on my wife for being fat and ugly... and now he's fucking a fat ugly man. Rob, I hope you checked for a weiner on this one brah!
I must be some kinda massochist, coming back to KF... but I guess some part of me will just never be able to help myself!
Was on a work trip and haven't been able to keep up with the Rob drama lately.
I'm wondering if this new girl would continue seeing Rob if she knew about his history? It's disturbing to think about how you truly don't know who you meet online, but online dating is pretty common nowadays anyway lol Guess this girl doesn't have a father in her life since Rob is the one teaching her how to drive.
I love how in one stream he says "I'm over making content, but will continue streaming" and then in the next stream he says "I actually got some new video ideas in the works". Dude contradicts himself almost every time he talks. Even if he made new videos, where TF would he post them???
Was on a work trip and haven't been able to keep up with the Rob drama lately.
I'm wondering if this new girl would continue seeing Rob if she knew about his history? It's disturbing to think about how you truly don't know who you meet online, but online dating is pretty common nowadays anyway lol Guess this girl doesn't have a father in her life since Rob is the one teaching her how to drive.
I love how in one stream he says "I'm over making content, but will continue streaming" and then in the next stream he says "I actually got some new video ideas in the works". Dude contradicts himself almost every time he talks. Even if he made new videos, where TF would he post them???
Rob goes for the lowest hanging fruit in all aspects of his life. Doesn't matter if the woman is married, has estranged children, is a child, has a Y Chromosome or an extra one. As long as he can fuck it in the butthole and take it to Vacs & Videos on a road trip, he is content.
Overwhelming evidence pointing to Rob being gay.
Rob VS Heterosexuality should be added to the OP.
He's always liked them. On his streams he'd always say some fuck ass shit like "if this game was a man I would that take that dick it's so good" or talk about his gay fans like they all wanna fuck his butt. Dude's always been a lil fuity
How could I NOT? It's impossible to look away from a car crash such as this!
And Rob? He's like a 10 car pile up on the freeway, it's difficult not to want to take a peek haha
Enjoy his vomit inducing 'song' that he absolutely did not write because he has no writing skill, no imagination,
no editing skill and is absolutely lazy. I use SUNO too, but jesus christ at least I write my own lyrics lol. It doesn't
all have to be AI slop, you know.
Update for the Silent Rob OP:
I am going to continue to write various Rob VS entries and when we have a decent amount, I will quote the post in the OP and put it in a spoiler tab, so it will be easier for someone to jump in to each of them.
It will be a long list of these spoiler tabs containing details of each beef.
Feel free to write your own Silent Rob VS with images and video clips archived directly to Kiwifarms, so they cannot be taken down by flaggot Rob. I'll quote them insider a master list for the OP. My next post will be another Rob VS.
So I figured i'd just do what I always do and just parody his shitty song. Here's the lyrics if you wanna follow along,
100% better AI slop than Rob's AI slop! (do you guys think it would just be funnier if I sang them instead of letting the AI do it? Lol)
[Verse 1]
There's a dude named Rob, who's lazy as fuck,
spends his time on SUNO, making music that sucks.
puts the cursor on "lyrics" and clicks "write the full song"
while he takes another rip out of his nasty bong
[Chorus]
Oh, Robert now you stream to your last two paypigs
both of which are likely just sock puppets I fig...
ure that you dont see how crappy your songs flow
Silent Rob your AI Slop blows.
[Verse 2]
Now this second verse doesn't matter that much
cause by now we notice that distinct AI touch
your song sounds like a run on sentence that wont end
blah blah blah blah too lazy to rhyme...end
[Prechorus]
Why you pretending that you make music bro?
just to impress your new girl Krystle the hoe.
[Chorus]
Oh, Krystle, you gotta run while you can!
you have no idea just what kind of a man
Rob is a grade A humongous degenerate
who makes AI pr0n of disabled kids
[Bridge]
In this very song he name dropped both of your kids
because he don't care, he just can't shut his lid
so that's all I got to say about that!
Rob's a lazy, good for nothing, drug infested rat
So I figured i'd just do what I always do and just parody his shitty song. Here's the lyrics if you wanna follow along,
100% better AI slop than Rob's AI slop! (do you guys think it would just be funnier if I sang them instead of letting the AI do it? Lol)
[Verse 1]
There's a dude named Rob, who's lazy as fuck,
spends his time on SUNO, making music that sucks.
puts the cursor on "lyrics" and clicks "write the full song"
while he takes another rip out of his nasty bong
[Chorus]
Oh, Robert now you stream to your last two paypigs
both of which are likely just sock puppets I fig...
ure that you dont see how crappy your songs flow
Silent Rob your AI Slop blows.
[Verse 2]
Now this second verse doesn't matter that much
cause by now we notice that distinct AI touch
your song sounds like a run on sentence that wont end
blah blah blah blah too lazy to rhyme...end
[Prechorus]
Why you pretending that you make music bro?
just to impress your new girl Krystle the hoe.
[Chorus]
Oh, Krystle, you gotta run while you can!
you have no idea just what kind of a man
Rob is a grade A humongous degenerate
who makes AI pr0n of disabled kids
[Bridge]
In this very song he name dropped both of your kids
because he don't care, he just can't shut his lid
so that's all I got to say about that!
Rob's a lazy, good for nothing, drug infested rat
Matteo Petrella aka Cloud Ocelot was one of the most infamous trolls in Silent Rob's history. In 2017, a random autistic man got Silent Rob and Asalieri to go on a Skype call with him under the pretense that he would share exclusive information about YouTuber AlphaOmegaSin smoking meth and getting his ass kicked at the PAX video game convention.
(The Meth Smoking Gnome in question)
Cloud Ocelot had convinced the duo that he had photographic evidence of this incident. Matteo kept Asa and Rob on the line with a long series of random tangents for around an hour, before producing the 'evidence'.
Some choice quotes from the stream:
"Ocelot: I had a big standoff with Mike Matei."
"Ocelot: Mike Matei personally approached me and his enforcement officer was none other than AlphaOmegaSin."
(AlphaOmegaSin "The Enforcer" and Mike Matei)
"Ocelot: Alpha was walking around looking down on everyone. Rob: I didn't think it was physically possible for Alpha to look down on anyone." (Genuinely funny line from Rob)
"Ocelot: Alpha grabbed my friend. He was drunk off his ass. He stalked my friend back to the hotel. There's an ongoing investigation."
"Asa: There's something about him possessing meth? Rob: Yeah! I wanna talk about Meth, get to that!"
"Ocelot: Alpha was stoned. He had meth and marijuana and shit. Meth was in his system when they did a BMI. (lol)."
About 35 minutes into this stream and after telling Asa & Rob he was cleaning up the photo, he finally posts the 'evidence' in the Skype chat. This is the best part.
The reveal of the ebbidance
After listening to this guy's bullshit tale about his lawyer friend who judo threw Alpha and Razorfist to the ground and after having checked Boston Police records, they finally arrive at the conclusion they were both trolled by this guy. They kick Cloud Ocelot from the call and have a hearty laugh about the absurdity of the call.
Rob and Asa still decided to release the call, but did not redact Cloud Ocelot's real name. In response, Matteo struck Rob's channel with a privacy complaint. Rob was livid but not just because his channel was struck, but because he was trolled by a retarded man and it made him look dumb. Rob and Asa make a 2-part video. In Part 1: Rob makes a call to arms and tells his fanbase to download the video and reupload it to as many channels as possible. Part 2: Asa takes off his shirt and cuts a promo on Ocelot. He back traced the image that Cloud Ocelot sent to them to an Australian news story.
Silent Rob and Asalieri Destroy Cloud Ocelot
And with that, Cloud Ocelot disappeared and has never been heard from since.
So was Cloud Ocelot a 10,000 IQ master troll or just some random guy spinning a bullshit yarn to hang out with his favorite YouTubers?
Presented below is an artifact from Cloud Ocelot's youtube channel.
first warning to crispyboy
uploaded: Nov 6, 2008
video description: this is my first warning to crispyboy if i have to go up to 3 i will literally find out where he lives and beat him to a pulp and to anyone else this is directed only to crispyboy909 and no one else cause he is the rasist not me this is a lesson from me to him
In this video, Cloud Ocelot threatens to find and kill a guy named crispyboy. He plays clips of diehard, accuses crispy of being racist and holds up a Barack Obama mask. Why is this important? Well, if Asa or Rob had bothered to do a quick search of Cloud Ocelot's name, they would have been keyed into this guy's obvious mental illness. But at the end of the day, we are all glad they didn't.
