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Ralph has lost the fire. Where he used to holler and bellow slurs, he now fondles his sagging neck scrotum and barely raises his voice. Sad! Pathetic!
 
Drama Trauma said:
Ethan was just stressed last night, guys! (x/a)
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He’s always so stressed he needs to take time off from streaming to no one. He’s going to sit as his computer and browse the Internet. I mean it’ll be just like his streams but the camera will be off. And I assume he’ll enjoy a nice handful of Xanax and booze to help with the stress… again no different than when he streams.
 
lol I'm stressed because I thought I was going to own everybody with my new hostage but turns out she's actually retarded and would have let everyone in the sektur run a train on her (except for me) but she was too gross for anyone to touch her and then as a last resort she picked me and now I want to move in with her because she's literally the only woman who will have me.
 
Drama Trauma said:
Ethan was just stressed last night, guys! (x/a)
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He deleted both mini pillstreams in shame and posted this cope slop.
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Ralph had scheduled to do a stream with ice dancer talking about the Vickers saga. It was delayed 4+ hours, then Ralph got black out drunk alone at a sports bar. So on top of the Mersh drama, he got stood up by the autistic clout chaser.
 
Mynameisdark said:
Ralph had scheduled to do a stream with ice dancer talking about the Vickers saga. It was delayed 4+ hours, then Ralph got black out drunk alone at a sports bar. So on top of the Mersh drama, he got stood up by the autistic clout chaser.
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Probably crying his eyes out into Sammie’s fake titties because widerpussy decided to go watch anime with some of the boys at the comic shop. It’s not a big deal Ralph.

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Speaking of missing vehicles…

Where’s your truck @theralph?
 
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Mynameisdark said:
Ralph had scheduled to do a stream with ice dancer talking about the Vickers saga. It was delayed 4+ hours, then Ralph got black out drunk alone at a sports bar. So on top of the Mersh drama, he got stood up by the autistic clout chaser.
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I've got four guesses as to why is too "stressed" to silently watch other people talk today.

1) The whore has absconded the Ralpharelationship already. (Most likely)

2) He got obliterated last night and went Super Ralphaiyan Purple.

3) He's afraid Mersh is waiting for Ralph to severely fuck with him. Can't blame him. This is da sektur, afterall.

4) He's afraid he won't be able to control himself and squeal about Mersh. Which will lead to either Ralph losing his lone remaining Internet friend, or forcing Mersh to drop some devesating sektur content.
 
HackerX said:
I've got four guesses as to why is too "stressed" to silently watch other people talk today.

1) The whore has absconded the Ralpharelationship already. (Most likely)

2) He got obliterated last night and went Super Ralphaiyan Purple.

3) He's afraid Mersh is waiting for Ralph to severely fuck with him. Can't blame him. This is da sektur, afterall.

4) He's afraid he won't be able to control himself and squeal about Mersh. Which will lead to either Ralph losing his lone remaining Internet friend, or forcing Mersh to drop some devesating sektur content.
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All 4 could be true. One thing is for sure: Da Sektur has a new Kang, and his name is Mersh. He threatens BPD pussy who throws herself at him with murder and discards her in the trash bin. The man formerly known as the Ralphamale is reduced to a meek, abashed and subdued shadow of his former self. All he can do is dive into the bin to collect the retarded pussy nobody else wanted to touch. King Mersh making fun of him rattled him to the core, caused a relapse so severe that he has to visit his therapist and is afraid to stream. Total Mersh victory.
 
HackerX said:
I've got four guesses as to why is too "stressed" to silently watch other people talk today.

1) The whore has absconded the Ralpharelationship already. (Most likely)

2) He got obliterated last night and went Super Ralphaiyan Purple.

3) He's afraid Mersh is waiting for Ralph to severely fuck with him. Can't blame him. This is da sektur, afterall.

4) He's afraid he won't be able to control himself and squeal about Mersh. Which will lead to either Ralph losing his lone remaining Internet friend, or forcing Mersh to drop some devesating sektur content.
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It dankerpussy bailed on the relationship he’d be much more ready to battle someone. Ralph always lets the Rage Pig headmate out before the sewer slide baiting sad pig.

That said, I’m looking forward to all the DMs of him begging her to say she loves him like he did with Linx.
 
I like how less than 24 hours after his 15th relapse in 3 years Ralph is dropping knowledge about what YOU need to do to avoid a relapse. Ralph just say you're a weak willed faggot and when the reality of how pathetic your life is hits you, you get a widdle thiwsty.
 
It was all a werk u jabronies got worked into a shoot he was just pretending to be retarded simp for a wide boi that even mersh wouldn’t touch.
 
Sam Losco's Wife said:
She said she's asexual and Ralph said she doesn't have sex and just jacks off and she said it's disgusting. He gets nothing from this simping which is the craziest part. You know 100% Ralph wouldn't admit to this if it wasn't true because it's embarrassing.
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If somebody tells you they're asexual, what they actually mean is one of two things,

a) they're a porn-sick chronic masturbator who completely burnt out their capacity to experience meaningful intimacy

b) they think you're gross and disgusting and absolutely would not have sex with you in a million years, but they're too polite/scared to be honest with you

True asexuality is totally abnormal, it exists but it's a symptom of malaise (sexual trauma, hormonal imbalance, etc). Only reason it's so popular now is because of tumblr freaks collecting labels to make themselves special & unique by pretending to be mentally ill.

Tl;dr, she's not asexual, Ralph. She just thinks you're gross lol
 
Pale Empress said:
she's not asexual, Ralph. She just thinks you're gross lol
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I'm not at all familiar with asexuals, idk if they fall in love like the rest of us pitiful sexuals do. She has a crush on Mersh, are we to believe it's asexual crush or something, cos that's next level retarded.
 
Blue Gunty said:
Just like cats, Mersh doesn't fold to bullshit and is still talking to Ralph's "girlfriend" in DMs
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Now wait a minute... Ralphanooooooo

First Faith was trying to cuck that weird methhead tranny with Ralph, as well as vice versa. Next Ralph was gooning over Mexican dudes barebacking his wife's asshole. Then he was paying for Mexican girlfriends who were still fucking around with other payees. Now this???? It's not a coincidence, it's a pattern. Ralph is a cuckold.
 
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