🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

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Anyway, obviously I can't speak for FinTRAC and how they want to allocate their investigators' limited billable hours, and may or may not even be linked to them or any international forensic accounting, or money investigation in anyway
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may i suggest you put posts like these under a spoiler in the future? Cuz.... jesus christ. that was a lot
 
I look forward to Round Two of Geoguessr: Gunt Edition. Maybe this time we'll get to guess where which BK she's at.
 
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Since we're talking about Chantal's poor financial decisions, here's a summary of her talking about that. I'm using a cutdown again (and did not hear the original, so we're at Just Sayin's mercy).


Summary is from JustSayin* cutdown called: Foodie Beauty Not Laundering Money Does Not Like That Wife Is Not In Charge In Shalas Faith (weird capitalization, spelling, etc. is original to the video's title)

* I'm not loyal to any particular person who's doing these cutdowns; I'm just using the video from whoever appears to be keeping current.

  • Someone asks if she's ready to start a new life. "Yes, I am!" Sounds upbeat there. Then sighs and says "I just feel sad because" she's realized "how much we take care of each other in our own ways." It's "bittersweet."
  • Says Salah is still "pretty sick." She made chicken soup.
  • Faux deep about how humans are the biggest monsters.
  • She was "limited for ingredients "when making the chicken soup but asserts that the "healing properties" are in the chicken bones. Used chicken thighs, "big chunks of onion," and "like ten million garlic cloves." Also added rice and maggi. Claims that he loved it. (X) Gave him pineapple juice. He's been "sleeping on and off" (he is totally faking sick with a middle schooler with an algebra test they didn't study for).
  • Can't roast anything because "we've tried to figure out the oven together, but it isn't lighting." I shudder to think about these two brain trusts attempting to light an oven, and I guarantee one of the other wives could figure it out in an instant.
  • "I'm not sick-- YET. I don't know what he has, JP" (a terminal case of avoid-bitch-itis). "He says his bones hurt, very achy." She'll "make him go to the doctor" if he's not better by tomorrow. He has not had a fever (must lack a lightbulb to hold the thermometer against).
  • Someone suggests mono. Chantal takes offense and says: "what the hell? Where would he get THAT from?" (mono always had the reputation as the kissing disease; not sure if that's still the case, but that's why Chantal is pissed at the suggestion.) "If he has been kissin', I hope it IS mono! Justjokin" (no, you're not).
  • "I'll be there [Canada] for Halloween!"
  • lol, she blames the children for Salah's illness: he was around the children, a couple of them were sick, "so I think that's where he got it from." If there's no thin woman to blame, then blame the closest children!
  • Wendy's has a Wednesday Addams meal. Now describing what the meal involves. She must watch endless food TikToks.
  • "I have a trip planned! To Sonic's!" (sic on the Sonic's-- this is triggering me)
  • "Tuberculosis? People still get that?" (spoken in genuine disbelief) Someone tells her there's an outbreak in Syria. She wheeze-laughs and says "it's gonna be me!"
  • He has no shortness of breath or chest pains. No cough. (it's almost like he's not actually sick) It's "fatigue, achy bones, leaky-ass nose" ("leaky-ass nose is a well-established clinical term, obviously) "and headache." Immediately after that, no transition: "man, I could go for a friggin soft beef and cheese burrito." Everyone update your Canadian food bingo cards! "ahhh, with hot sauce! From Taco Bell!" (such a gourmand)
  • And then back to TB. "Don't you cough a lot when you have that?" (not necessarily, for those wondering) "I made him some really healthy food today." (X) Claims to be eating what she's cooking (versus takeout, I assume).
  • "He found it really weird" (speaking of the soup she JUST said he loved). Thought it was weird she put rice in the broth. He wanted to keep his rice separate. She told him "the whole point" was to eat them together. Claims he loved it after he tried it. (X)
  • She watched the JaeBae arrest video and concludes "yeah, that was crazy." Chantal agrees that she was having a mental episode (if fat and cluster B is a mental episode then, yeah, sure she was).
  • Says she can't do haunted houses because she's "too claustrophobic" (and yet, she went to that haunted jail with Nader).
  • Says the cops were "insensitive" to JaeBae's mental health issues (I disagree with this completely and thought they dealt with the whole situation as best they could, particularly since it was SO obvious that she was being difficult and manipulative intentionally). "Cops can be such fuckin' assholes sometimes" (these guys really weren't, and, again, you should check out that video if you haven't already seen it; it's more entertaining than anything Chantal has said or done in the past year). Sounds like Chantal's fat shut-ins agree that the video was "horrible," which, yeah, sounds about right.
  • Her wheeze laugh has gotten really bad. There's a distinct lung-based wheeze audible that does sound asthmatic (but is probably just fat and way too much smoking).
  • "I didn't fart! I was mute!"
  • And now we're talking about farts. She used not to edit them out because people asked her not to edit them out of her mukbangs. "Some mukbangers would just let it rip. I was trying to be like that and get more views, but."
  • "I always had trouble getting out of that chair." (talking about her mukbang chair at Bibi's, I think) He got it from "an old man" at a yard sale. Bibi used to do "all kinds of weird jobs" (probably because you were out of work and eating everyone's salary), and he had a moving job at one point. He moved for an old couple, they gave him their old furniture, he brought it home (so, NOT a yard sale?).
  • "Yeah, they fart on the cake, and the icing flies everywhere"-- apparently responding to something from chat. Tells Veronica (I think?) that she should start farting on cream pies. God has forsaken us.
  • She's getting a scooter so she can go places.
  • Salah has been sick for awhile but does not seem to be getting better, even though it's been long enough that he should be feeling better by now (he is so faking it). He went to the doctor when he first got sick, and he got a shot (does not say what kind of shot).
  • sings "99 fart ballons" to the tune (ish) of 99 luftballons.
  • Informs us that the 99 Luftballons "girl" [Nena] had hairy armpits. "I have hairy armpits, noI'mJustJoking" (she isn't).
  • Reiterates that she's going to do a fundraiser for her scooter (she's said this in previous streams).
  • She's been giving him effervescent vitamin C tablets but does not have zinc. I'm picturing her hovering over him with these treatments, Misery-style.
  • Claims she tries to use a planner every day (since when?). She got the planner at Chapters.
  • "Oh yeah, I'm going to leave a lot of stuff behind, but not important stuff." THERE IT IS. She's totally going back.
  • Hasn't picked her seat on the plane yet. Picks her seat when she checks into the plane.
  • Bitching at someone named Danielle. Don't know what the comment was, but she's saying she'll always stay in touch with Salah. If he remarries, he'll be calling the shots. Whatever Danielle said-- which must've been something about her relationship with Salah, going forward-- pissed her off.
  • Needs to make all-new Canada emojis (for her chat).
  • "I think some people think that I'm going to be like still super-attached to Salah when I go to Canada" (yes).
  • Someone says her passport is flagged. "What does that mean? Says who?" Sounds pissed again.
  • Says she does not have a return ticket to Syria because she won't be going back.
  • reads "wives are not in control in that culture" (responds) "yep, precisely, and that's one of my problems!"
  • Nomadness Life apparently said her passport was flagged (according to some beezer). She's pissed, though.
  • "Breaking financial sanctions? WHAT? You're a legit moron!" -- I guess people are telling her what was in the video? Says she's legally allowed to go to another country to access money (she means going from Syria to Lebanon). "And people do it ALL THE TIME" (I bet it actually is pretty common). She goes to Lebanon to use the ATM that's there. "Yes, we had somebody legally travel (emphasis hers) to a country where it's legal, and there's no sanctions to take money, and travel back. That's not EEE-legal, whatsoever."
  • They're still relaying information about the supposed illegality (again, I guess from a Nomadness video? I haven't seen this, and I thought that Momadness was one of those that jumps to wild conclusions about worst-case scenarios?). Asks what's the difference in her going to Lebanon to get the money and her getting American money in Canada and bringing it to Syria (Chantal fails to understand international policy, part ten million).
  • "Declare what money? I don't have to declare shit!" (this was the same attitude that she brought to her most recent bankruptcy and to paying taxes). She's still pissed and doing all the usual huffy "you have no brain" stuff-- you've heard it all a million times before.
  • "I don't have to declare money! I'm not the one who went across the border!"
  • "So why do I have to declare money that I didn't go and get?"
  • "Syria doesn't allow a large sum of money" (reading from chat, apparently). "Do you know how much money I took? No! So, then, can it!" Then, probably because she realizes she basically admits to being poor: "and that's not even TRUE!"
  • "Listen, I don't give a FUCK about Falafel Reacts, just because they're Muslim!" (lol) "Do they live in Syria? No? Are they in Syria, going through that right now? No! So, then, they don't know shit, either!"
  • Someone brings up money laundering. Asks if the chatter knows what money laundering is (they probably don't, but neither does Chantal).
  • Asks "how the fuck" we know if the person who went into Lebanon didn't declare it on the way back. For those keeping score, we've moved from Chantal doesn't have to declare it --> the person crossing the border doesn't have to declare it --> how do YOU know they didn't declare it? "That's not your business, anyways!"
  • "Bye! Go do some reading! You need it!" You first, Gunt.
  • She's really just doing the whole thing where she gets huffy and defensive about how dumb reaction channels and everyone repeating their stuff is. It's one of my least favorite Chantal modes. Annnnd we officially hit "zombies, without brains!" Incidentally, this has always confused me. Zombies eat brains but are not, to knowledge, brainless themselves. I've seen Night of the Living Dead, so I'm obviously an expert here.
  • Sounds like she's blocking people. Was this open chat?
  • She's making a point and either clapping or banging on something to emphasize her point.
  • Says travel agencies suggest getting money from an ATM in Lebanon (I feel like this came up here before?).
  • "Using three handcuffs doesn't make the handcuffs bigger, dumbass! I don't have three hands!" ( . . . oh, dear, she is dumb) Someone explains they connect them together. Claims she's never seen this before-- yet, they did exactly that in the JaeBae video.
  • Back to JaeBae. Says the cops were mean to her. The cops were being "totally ableist."
  • She and Salah will be "totally separate," but they'll keep in touch. They'll have their own separate lives. His family asked if she'd take off the hijab in Canada. She told them she doesn't know yet. She asked them if they'd hate her if she did. They said that love and respect doesn't come just from wearing a hijab.
  • Someone must have told her that they used three pairs of cuffs on JaeBae. She says she didn't see the actual arrest because she had her phone propped up while she was doing dishes (and was thus listening rather than watching everything-- which is too bad, because no one should miss them rolling her on the whale tarp).
  • She finally comprehends, after several minutes and multiple explanations, that they link the pairs of cuffs in a chain.
  • Now she's talking about the "squeaky cheese" (curds?) at Farm Boy. She's going to try all the cheese samples at Farm Boy.
  • "That's the thing about pets, ay?" Doesn't know how she'll leave Julia. "My heart hurts" (I don't doubt it).
  • Back to grousing about flagged passports and money laundering. Accuses people of "trying to cause problems" and says "it's, like, legit harassment."
  • Says she doesn't really like marshmallows (me either; guess we finally found something in common!). Likes marshmallow fluff (remember that time she dipped the candy bars in the fluff?).
  • Griping about reaction channels.
  • Some troll was sending money (?) but it's not showing on her donation page (?). Talking about superchats? Maybe? It's not clear.
  • "I need everything for my apartment. Like, everything."
  • CONFIRMS APARTMENT HAS TWO BEDROOMS. Also, she does keep calling it an "apartment" rather than a townhouse, villa, etc. (for whatever that may be worth).
  • She needs a pedicure (she needs a lot of things).
  • Her aunt made homemade PAAAHHs-tah sauce for her from the tomatoes in her garden and is going to freeze it for her so she can just put it in a pot and thaw it when she gets to her apartment. That actually sounds really sweet and thoughtful, right? It's a nice idea to make homemade pasta sauce so you can have an instant and easy homemade meal when you first move in. Chantal's response to this: "I'm like, I don't even HAVE a pot!"
  • "I think that, probably [said in a very tentative tone] Peetz is going to eventually move in." Between the "probably" and the "eventually," it sounds like he hasn't committed.
  • Planning to set up a spot in the kitchen to livestream from. Adds: "and in my room." So she's planning two streaming spots: kitchen and bedroom.
  • Planning to go live Halloween night to try the new Burger King Monster Menu.
  • Says she's a little nervous.
  • Of Peetz: "yeah, we're pretty compatible as roommates." Thinks it'll be good for Peetz, too, because "he won't be as lonely."
  • Says she hasn't checked on Salah in awhile and should probably go do that.
  • "He hasn't decide finally, no. But if he does, it won't be right away, cause like, I wanna settle in and everything." (translation: Peetz has told her he's not moving until she proves that she's staying put)
  • "I know he [Salah] cares about me." (X) Mentions his thoughtful "little gestures." Unsurprisingly, does not give examples.
  • "Like, the government electric has been on a lot more."
  • Ends stream to check on Salah.
  • Gunt out!
 
TrainWreckSpotter said:
He also took her bank card so his "friend" could withdraw her money from Lebanon AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN QUESTION IT!!!
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He was in Latakia less than 10 miles from Turkey that's why he took her bank card to see if they could pull cash out there without doing a seperate trip to Lebanon, and they handed card over to someone who can cross the border since Salada doesn't have a Turkish Visa.
 
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Says the cops were "insensitive" to JaeBae's mental health issues (I disagree with this completely and thought they dealt with the whole situation as best they could, particularly since it was SO obvious that she was being difficult and manipulative intentionally). "Cops can be such fuckin' assholes sometimes" (these guys really weren't, and, again, you should check out that video if you haven't already seen it; it's more entertaining than anything
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Thank you! I watched that vid a couple of times and the cops were as nice as they could have been trying to get her fat ass off the property while she was shouting RAPE! and 911! In response to the rape shout, one cop said "That's the last thing we will ever do." 🤣
 
After spending so much time around shitstain's extended family, one would think going home for the holidays would cause a normal person to feel grateful for their own family. Maybe "I can't wait to spend time with my aunt who let me stay with her," or a kind word for its stepfather who provided a roof over its head, "I can't wait to catch up with my sister," but no. Dill pickle cheese curds, hemp hand cream and fass füd. Gross.

Shitstain getting a second wife would be terribly fun for us. The choices I see are: cuntie rushes back to satiating syria and potentially ruins any chance of a future in Leafland, divorce arc begins, or sister-wives arc begins. We win in any case.

I suppose there could be a fake cheating on muh huzzbinduh arc, but that seems unlikely.
 
She's live right now complaining about Peetz not defending his best friend (her) in his chat to the haters!

StuffKSaid live stream of Disappointed

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I came in late and missed the beginning. Also the steam kept cutting out intermittently.
  • She saw Peetz every time she went to Canada and spoke to Peetz on the phone every other day (I thought she couldn't do this as a married Muslim woman)
  • "a real life friend is more important than a person on the internet" (Hmm like running off to marry some internet camel jocky after 3 weeks and dumping your unemployed best friend🤔)
  • She will never live with another roommate unless it's Peetz!
  • She farted and is now denying the fart while giggling about it, her stomach hurts.
  • She called Peetz chat all c u n t s.
  • She forced out a big wet fart and is laughing aboot it.
  • She let out an even bigger, wetter fart (she's working on filling her diaper out with sharts tonight.)
  • Call to prayer starts and her response is Uh-oh.
  • Sometimes she does have tummy trouble on the plane but tries to release them when the engines are loud (right, like no one can smell her sharts)
  • Salah does not like her farts and thinks they are gross
  • She farts a lot and she's had a lot of food poisonings in Syria
  • lets go of some machine gun sharts, laughing about it.
  • Chat tells her that Julia needs a gas mask, she says the cat is use to it
  • Sharts then coughs to try to cover the next fart
  • Making jokes about Beano and prescription strength Imodium
  • How can she fly being this gassy and her stomach hurting?
  • Stream is choppy, back to bitching about Peetz chat.
  • Complaining about a Joanna bitch in Peetz chat being mean to her. Peetz always says hello to Joanna.
  • Peetz needs to recognize they're people in his chat just there to cut her down!
  • Peetz chat is mean girl energy. Mispronounces the word clique as Cleek
  • She's blocked Strawberry many times, but she keeps coming back
  • She really hates Joanna in Peetz chat.
  • Talking about winning an award for most flatulence. Onions give her the worse gas.
  • She shouldn't eat anything for the next few days in preparation for flying
  • She would do a TV show for enough money (They just keep taking and making jokes about farts)
  • Stream cuts out but I think she's talking about the other girls she roomed with in the clinic. 3 were SJW's and one was an annoying vegan girl. (Peetz is huge SJW, guess he doesn't count)
  • She's been muting the big explosive farts
  • As to the comments about Peetz being the only person she has left, that's the way she likes it! She likes to keep her circle small - that's why she's going to Canada!
She finally fucks off to shart her diaper in bed - end of stream.

 
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Chantal desperately trying to isolate and control Peetz and who is allowed to talk to. How shocking.

I wonder if she would block Teardrop, Wanda the Wallet, or AnimeSucks (when he was constantly throwing money at her) if they ever said anything negative about Peetz? We all know the answer to that.

I seem to remember several instances when Nader would mock him when they were streaming from the crack den, and she would just laugh right along.

Also, at the beginning of the stream she said that she and Peetz had "barely kept in touch" the last three years. (Or words to that effect). Then 20 minutes later, the story changes to "we talked pretty much everyday."
 
Botchy Galoop said:
Welcome fren!
It is a daunting task, but have this quick synopsis.

Chantal is a morbidly obese Youtuber, who started gaining notoriety by eating prodigious amounts of fast food and then declaring she was going on a health "journey" to lose weight. She would go back and forth between the two, and then would rage at her subs when she would fail in a matter of hours. It was pretty funny.

The true fun started when a 7 year relationship ended and she moved out to her own apartment. She started to eat even more plus smoke and eat huge amounts of THC. Shortly after Covid began in 2020, she met an Egyptian "chef" crackhead felon and fell madly in lust. That's when the real funny went into full gear; with cops, Only Fans, wigs, box mountain, and Beauty Parlor chat that was side splittingly hilarious.

Once the felon finally escaped Chantal, she went online and found a romance scammer in Kuwait and flew to him and married him in less than 3 weeks.

Then she moved to Syria with him, where she claims that the "marriage" is now over because she has no access to fast food and is expected to do things like clean herself, clean her home and shut up and worship Allah.

You are here.
YW.
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That's a pretty good summary but you forgot what 90% of the thread is actually about and that is cat sperging.
 
Camel Bro 94 said:
She's live right now complaining about Peetz not defending his best friend (her) in his chat to the haters!
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I listened into the first 30 minutes of this and the crux of the issue is that she is struggling and failing to isolate another man. Schrödinger’s Peetz is both her BBF and also someone she hasn’t really kept in contact with for the last three years… likeyaknow…

However I wonder if some of this tension has also been brought on by Peetz not agreeing or at least being reluctant to move in with her again.

In any case Cutie is angry because she is failing to manipulate someone. Many such cases.
 
Chantal is all kinds of pissed off at Peetz because he won't block her "haydurs" in his chat.
She expects her "friend" to block and stand up for her.

She is 'rethinking' living with him.

This is the absolute CuntMarie that gets me feeling some kind of way for Peetz.
She has lost control of all men, everywhere.
Is there a feminist arc coming for our Gorl?
 
I really hope Peetz has suddenly grown a pair and decided not to move back in with fatso , she has already said that one of the reasons she is leaving Syria is because she doesn’t like not having control. Maybe in Kuwait once she isolated shitslip from his family and friends she could somewhat control the situation with promises of getting him to Canada and paying for everything.
When she lived with Peetz before, she persuaded him to give up work , she would pay the bills and in return he was her bitch, he was there to pick up the door dash order, run upstairs to take it to her , then go get what she needed from the kitchen. She had complete control over him , to the point of using his credit cards and taking out payday loans in his name, without his knowledge.
She had him to take some of the blame for the state of the villa, both of them lived in a pig sty, and neither of them made any effort to clean or even tidy up. She uses everyone around her and always has done, everyone is just there for her benefit.
She is moving back to Canada, her family doesn’t want to be around her, and it looks like her only friend is going to actually say “ no” to her. How fucking dare he grow some bollocks and half a brain and refuse to give in to her demands.
Fuck you fatso .
 
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