Containment Random Chris Updates

[Slowinthemind]

Not what I expected.

 

[GS 281]

:late:

Barb;s been praising it for decades

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

He's too poor to buy a proper phone case.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Necessity is the mother of invention and Chris is the mother and father of no one.....who cares, really?

 

[admiral]

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Wow that phone case must work really well, only one of his overpriced apple products is cracked!

 

[Aldora]

Why does anyone need an iPhone and an iPod these days?

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Ain't nothing special about a wad of duct tape.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Why does anyone need an iPhone and an iPod these days?

Need and want are the same thing to Chris.

 

[The Fool]

He's too poor to buy a proper phone case.

* Too cheap
I mean you can get them for like $2. Hell he probably has a few in The Hoard he could pick out, I wouldn't put it past Barb to buy them for no reason.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

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No. The last thing we need is more idiots giving him free money

 

[Michael J Hirtes]

The thing about Chris is that he's so self-exiled from all reality, that he sees himself like this

But the rest of the world sees this:

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

* Too cheap
I mean you can get them for like $2. Hell he probably has a few in The Hoard he could pick out, I wouldn't put it past Barb to buy them for no reason.

If it costs $2 then it makes it even worse. $700ish on Skylanders or a $2 phone case to make your phone last longer... Ow boy, Chris sure knows his priorities.

 

[The Dude]

If it costs $2 then it makes it even worse. $700ish on Skylanders or a $2 phone case to make your phone last longer... Ow boy, Chris sure knows his priorities.

Kiddie toys trumps all other concerns for Chris. He only pays his bills begrudgingly, and even then only the absolute minimum. He's a toy junkie, so of course he's going to make some ugly re.tarded bullshit out of duct tape instead of buying a quality phone case like an OtterBox to protect his expensive portable devices. And he's not going to care that it looks like some reject from a SpEd class project because he doesn't understand the perception it gives others. It was much like his pedo glasses when someone brought the subject up to him. They helped him see properly, so what did it matter how they looked to others?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The women featured in that thumbnail are probably not even trans.

 

[Zebedee]

I'm just wondering how long it will take for them to arrest Chris again and admit him to a hospital where he belongs, he may actually save money that way, despite the medical bill charge.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

 

[Trilby]

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No Chris, you do it!

 

[Kecleon]

I don't think a slogan being on one exceptional t-shirt makes it a meme.

 

[The Fool]

I don't think a slogan being on one exceptional t-shirt makes it a meme.

But Chris owned that shirt, that means everyone in the universe knows about it.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

Because "man-childing" doesn't sound as catchy.