Inactive John S. Bulla / @Paul45thomas / @BullaStephen / @StephenBulla - "God's only friend"

[Hellfire]

He was going to block his latest 'girlfriend' for having sex with the Von Wolf demon, who is now shapeshifting into the form of John S. Bulla. John says for all beautiful women to kill him if they see him because he will be there to rape and kill them.

 

[Positron]

"Do not have sex with anyone looking like me."
No one ever needs this advice, Johnny.

 

[The Dude]

"Do not have sex with anyone looking like me."
No one ever needs this advice, Johnny.

However, it's the most intelligent and honest thing John has ever said.

 

[snailshell]

I'm still giggling over "reeeeeeeee I am a cat demon".

Also, he's started taking pictures outside. New trend?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

lmao I read his encyclopedia dramatica article and he puked after drinking two cans of Steel Reserve what a fucking lightweight

 

[Curt Sibling]

lmao I read his encyclopedia dramatica article and he puked after drinking two cans of Steel Reserve what a fucking lightweight

Bulla should try some rat poison next time!

Edit: I have a feeling he'd be immune anyway.

 

[Positron]

So the Von Wolf Demon is a Kiss fan:

Hope springs eternal.

 

[Hellfire]

The Julia girlfriend saga has ended with her jumping in front of a train because she would have had to wait 6 months for an apartment lease to end and wouldn't be able to marry John until then. John plans to try and resurrect her.

After complaining about impersonation demons, John randomly repented for wanting to fuck and marry and love sexually daily so many women at once.

John got upset because he's used Twitter for three years and has no friends or beautiful women from it.

 

[The Dude]

Those fucking cat photos...oh laws! They crack me up every time.

Also, Julia can't come to the phone right now. She had to catch the train.

 

[HOMO INSPECTUS]

"beautiful women, be careful not to fuck any IMPOSTORS that look and behave exactly like me!"

you know, if somebody asked him how a beautiful woman was supposed to spot a fake, i imagine his incredulous reply would be "READ THE LAMINATED NOTES YOU STUPID BITCH!! I'M JOHN, NOT THE TV! THIS IS NOT FUCKING COMPLICATED"

 

[The Dude]

"beautiful women, be careful not to fuck any IMPOSTORS that look and behave exactly like me!"

you know, if somebody asked him how a beautiful woman was supposed to spot a fake, i imagine his incredulous reply would be "READ THE LAMINATED NOTES YOU STUPID BITCH!! I'M JOHN, NOT THE TV! THIS IS NOT FUCKING COMPLICATED"

Only the TRUE and HONEST John S. (as in sexually) Bulla will have that weird ass chain thing around his neck, binders full of photos of famous women clipped from magazines, scriptures with his weird signs taped to the covers, and give off that unmistakable rape vibe.

 

[Hellfire]

"I accidentally started a group conversation with 3 women who all said they want to be my girlfriend. Now all are fucking other men."

Demonic bedbugs have coalesced into a being capable of using Twitter and are now tormenting him.

 

[The Dude]

First cat demons, now bedbugs. Oy vey!

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

I would have no difficulty believing the latter stick around him voluntarily, if only because that's a curiously specific insult. The former? Even demonic cats would get sick of him and fuck off.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

God knows what the johnbrain makes of this.

 

[Echo_Ender]

I still love the Von Wolf Demon being his Clyde Cash.

No matter how many times he's cast back into hell, he always finds a way out to torment John.

 

[snailshell]

That hose sprayer pic is fucking nightmarish.

 

[nad7155]

That hose sprayer pic is fucking nightmarish.

Everything about this guy is a window into mental illness hell.

 

[FramerGirl420]

That hose sprayer pic is fucking nightmarish.

All pics of him are creepy, but ya this one is the creepiest. I think it's because it's back-lit. Gives you a taste of what it would be like to run into him in a dark alley way at night.

 

[Hellfire]

John has resurrected the girl who threw herself in front of a train. He says Jesus never resurrected a "person cut into 3 parts" and says that he, John S. Bulla, is the Holy Ghost and that all religions are worshiping Satan because they can't perform miracles like him.