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- Part 2 of DSP's Injustice 2 salt compliation

I WAS BLOWKIN DOOOD counter: 13 (yeah again)

Moments of shame

01:29 A player using Scarecrow managed to pull off the strategy he is being trying by comboing and grabbing him to no end also as far as i see he doesn't know how to use clash (The times he use it looks more like a accident)

04:14 He bitch and moan again about how Reverse Flash is too fast for him, Phil he is fast but not that fast that you can't react to him and,as far as i know The Flashes you have fought doesn't have gear movements like Tornado hands (mid range anti air) or the Hurricane (close range anti air)

04:41 Here you can see all the things that he like to spam with Swamp thing, first is the mace, then the whip, clones and then rushing like a moron to do the throw, rinse and repeat

06:13 Raped while holding hands against Robin, is a thing of beauty, after he was raped he blame it to the "Hitboxes"

10:28 he blame Darkseid slap for interrupting all his combos, you were not even trying to defend yourself

11:38 Got zoned by Doctor Fate, the guy is not even trying, he could have prevented this by using the clones but he is more busy bitching

15:00 He get mauled by Harley Quinn Hyenas, refuse to use the clones to stop Harley until much later

17:28 Finally against a good The Flash player, the guy unleashed even the Speed Force to troll him, according to him no one can react to The Flash

Jesus all the excuses for everything

also he was recently saying that the reason he sucks is because companies "dumbed down" fighting games for god knows why and that he NEED people playing with him IN HIS HOUSE to git gud
 
I WAS BLOWKIN DOOOD counter: 13 (yeah again)

Moments of shame

01:29 A player using Scarecrow managed to pull off the strategy he is being trying by comboing and grabbing him to no end also as far as i see he doesn't know how to use clash (The times he use it looks more like a accident)

04:14 He bitch and moan again about how Reverse Flash is too fast for him, Phil he is fast but not that fast that you can't react to him and,as far as i know The Flashes you have fought doesn't have gear movements like Tornado hands (mid range anti air) or the Hurricane (close range anti air)

04:41 Here you can see all the things that he like to spam with Swamp thing, first is the mace, then the whip, clones and then rushing like a moron to do the throw, rinse and repeat

06:13 Raped while holding hands against Robin, is a thing of beauty, after he was raped he blame it to the "Hitboxes"

10:28 he blame Darkseid slap for interrupting all his combos, you were not even trying to defend yourself

11:38 Got zoned by Doctor Fate, the guy is not even trying, he could have prevented this by using the clones but he is more busy bitching

15:00 He get mauled by Harley Quinn Hyenas, refuse to use the clones to stop Harley until much later

17:28 Finally against a good The Flash player, the guy unleashed even the Speed Force to troll him, according to him no one can react to The Flash

Jesus all the excuses for everything

also he was recently saying that the reason he sucks is because companies "dumbed down" fighting games for god knows why

In Phil world the flash must have a 100% online win record because he's basically unbeatable you just "can't react doood"
Wonder what would happen if Phil used him.....bugged speed force mechanics
 
In Phil world the flash must have a 100% online win record because he's basically unbeatable you just "can't react doood"
Wonder what would happen if Phil used him.....bugged speed force mechanics

"Wuuuuut how is he blawking my moves? I'm pressing the buttons but my Flash isn't moving fast enough! This is bullshit, dood. The FGC musta seen my order and made em give me a slow Flash. They don't like me cuz I'm a whistleblower, dood."
 
Why the fuck does he never make him self look half way decent before he starts his stream, considering that he's on cam every day.

Or maybe he does make himself look decent, but then the prestream fap session fucks it all up.
Simplest explanation? He's a lazy pig who hates effort, even for something as simple as basic hygiene.
 
Wonder what would happen if Phil used him.....bugged speed force mechanics

Something like this I think:
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I just find it funny that his screen name is Darksyde Phil

I always find it funny that this fat pasty greasy shut in named himself "darksyde". He's such a cliche of an ineffectual loser who talks tough but would go down like a jenga tower in a real fight, right down to his edgy 666666LordOfEvil666666 handle.
 
I always find it funny that this fat pasty greasy shut in named himself "darksyde". He's such a cliche of an ineffectual loser who talks tough but would go down like a jenga tower in a real fight, right down to his edgy 666666LordOfEvil666666 handle.

He thinks he sounds like an edgy badass. Sort of like the moronic "King of Hate" thing.
 
This is in addition to the injustice videos he uploaded other day. Holy video spam Batman!

edit: he must be viewbotting or something. There's no way each video could have 300+ views.
I think SoK discussed this in one of their podcasts, or atleast they said there's some DSP fans who put all DSP videos on a playlist and play them 24/7 nonstop or something similar.
 
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