💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
AnOminous said:
he's an absolute, utter piece of shit who should drive his Rustang head-on into a bridge abutment at 100 mph.
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That machine's poor tortured spirit has been through enough. Imagine the sheer lack of maintenance on that thing. He should take it to get serviced and then get drunk as a skunk and drown face down in the pond instead.
 
Horrified Bystander said:
Holy fucking shit that’s despicable. I had heard multiple times that he said this, but this was the first time I heard it. The anger, the seethe. What an insane thing to say to someone admiring your life.
Commenter: “Hey you’re lucky to have a good wife and happy kids”
Rekieta: “ DIE DIE DIE NIGGERDIE IM KILLING MYSELF!!!”
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The correct response to "you're so lucky" is "it's not luck it's hard fucking work" but of course he uses it as a way to bitch about his wife.
 
AGoodBrazilian said:
How is this any different from Aaron talking about ditching his kids to get April back? The whole “I don’t actually want anyone else” includes the mother and his five children. Guess it’s another draw for the toe.
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It can be argued that Aaron made that text around December 2023. During the throws of drug abuse and the midst of a highly manipulative Qover environment.
Is it a shitty thing to say? Yes. But the behavior has stopped, some may give him a pass for the situation he was in. The Toelogs are in an active state of cow milk famine, reassessing if it is worth alogging Aaron at all.

As for Ralph's "I just want her" reveal. This was in June 2025. Over a year since the Qover days. Half a year since April left. Months since his sentencing and probation.
Nick has loudly insisted that he loves his wife, that he doesn't need the drugs, that April and the Qover is a mistake of the past.
However, Ralph has now proven that only months ago, he was pining for April, saying he wants "no one but her". Disproving his newly found monogamy. He wants April. He tolerates Kayla.
Nick insists he's been sober for months, however Ralph states he's been abusing Nitrous as of "three weeks ago", giving a first-hand account of audiably huffing Whippets while on the phone to icedancer/Braxton.

You can argue that Aaron has "learned his lesson" and removed himself from shitty relationships, drugs and partying.
Nick still believes he deserves it all. The fame, the women, the drugs and rock & roll. He seems himself as shackled by expectations by his wife and the State.
Look how he talked to Ralph about "women throwing themselves at him". He wants to believe wine moms are still getting wet for him.
He gets the delusion that there is a choice other than Kayla, and he can sit there and jerk off about it whenever Kayla pisses him off.
Look how he talks about drugs, amusingly referring it "dietary supplements" rather than "life-ruining narcotics". He wants cocaine, he wants MDMA, he wants to medicate his woes away.

Aaron has humbled himself. Not in the wisest way, I concede, but humbled.
Nick has not learned a thing, if given the opportunity, he will snort Columbian powder til his face looks like the peak of Mount McKinley.
 
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AGoodBrazilian said:
How is this any different from Aaron talking about ditching his kids to get April back?
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Philosophically, it is generally correct to prioritize spouse over children. And spouse over other paramours. It was extremely reactionary to criticize Aaron for articulating that his wife and marriage came before his children. That should be everyone's priority. Kids don't come first.

It would not be surprising if Nick articulated putting his kids before Kayla and April before Kayla as if this was the moral choice. Nick is also an amoral scumbag that puts himself before all.
 
Melty Butter said:
This, right here. Everyone needs to watch/rewatch this clip. Explains everything. I knew it at the time but kept "space" for them (Kayla and Nick) for some unknown reason. He's very, VERY angry that he does not have a prenup.
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Not an addict. Drugs were not a problem. Didn’t affect his family. Kids never knew.

Man, I hate this faggot so much.
 
Sneed Force One said:
It can be argued that Aaron made that text around December 2023. During the throws of drug abuse and the midst of a highly manipulative Qover environment.
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You are replying to ToeTrolls.
A might effort, but ultimately pointless, since any person with anywhere north of single cell organism intelligence would have realized everything you so carefully explained.

Nick is a manipulative drug addicted retard who has been unhappily married for a decade and he pumped some kids into his wife to keep her happy and tolerable, but he will never get out of the situation because he has no prenup and she is milking him for every dollar, even if she won't touch his impotent shriveled cock.

She prefer anyone other than Nick to give it to her. The fake tits weren't for Nick, they were to spruce up her Tinder profile.

All while this is going on Nick has played the role of conservative trad-dad with a successful business (lol) and a functioning perfect little family.
Aaron is at least honest about being somewhat of a retard, Nick is still trying to gaslight his double digit audience about his personality and how his daughter got into his coke stash.
 
Watching Rekieta said:
It was the "that doesn't belong in the public" comment that confirms it as fact.
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If The Cuckening Of Nick doesn't belong in public, did Jack Murphy's? Nick made quite a bit of coin talking about that incessantly, and elevating himself above Jack. Now we know why.
 
Soapmore said:
If The Cuckening Of Nick doesn't belong in public, did Jack Murphy's? Nick made quite a bit of coin talking about that incessantly, and elevating himself above Jack. Now we know why.
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That is why people should never relent on Rekieta.
His philosophy of "All content is good unless its about me" can go fuck itself.
We're going to see that dirty fucking crack den.
 
squonken180 said:
I don't understand why he couldn't just enjoy his life with his wife and kids, making bank by watching court streams for 5 hours a day. He didn't need clout, he didn't need to be talking to Ralph and Dick masterson. He was the most watched lawyertuber and all he had to do was collect 50 dollar superchats from winemoms.
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Because his wife cucked him. Cocaine and swinging Rekieta is a creature of cope. He could not confront or divorce her for whatever reason, so he became what we see. He’s like a troon. The metaphorical cock is gone and it can’t be regrown. The truth of that is too horrible to contemplate. So instead of admitting a mistake or accepting that his wife emasculated him, he decided, no, we’re a sexy swinging couple who loves drugs. It’s all cope and rationalization and lying to himself and everyone around him. Of course he doesn’t want to be sober.
 
Watching Rekieta said:
Philosophically, it is generally correct to prioritize spouse over children. And spouse over other paramours. It was extremely reactionary to criticize Aaron for articulating that his wife and marriage came before his children. That should be everyone's priority. Kids don't come first.
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I am not sure I agree with this.

What I would say is this:

While I don't particularly like what Aaron said (and said as much at the time), I grant (and granted) that he was under a great deal of stress when he said that, and he was trying to fix his crumbling marriage. He didn't say he'd abandon his kids to be with Kayla. He was talking about April. His (then) wife.

Meanwhile, Nick is suggesting to Ralph, in FUCKING JUNE OF 2025, he'd want to burn everything down to be with April. Who is not his wife, and never will be.

Nick is once again, the "hold my beer" guy. Nick has this uncanny ability to be or act worse than just about anybody else, in any given situation. It keeps happening.

And yet stupid people can't understand why this thread gets greater traffic than Aaron's.
 
Vibralldo said:
Anyone that responds to Nick leaks with "but Aaron..." is a faggot and probably drug addict
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But Aaron....my goo!
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