Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

Financhu Crisis said:
Cole begs for money again, this time mentioning that he is notorious for being "the first film critic to give any toy story film a negetive review". He makes excuses for the fact he can't get a job by saying we are in a "share economy" and that newspaper companies don't hire film critics anymore.
Click to expand...

Has he considered actually doing something people are willing to pay money for someone to do?
 
  • Optimistic
Reactions: Peace and Harmony and The Fool
Maybe Cole shouldn't live in New York City anymore if he can't afford it? Not that I'm suggesting he move to Ruckersville, of course. Are there trendy but affordable cities for hip urban liberals? What's rent like in Austin?
 
I wouldn't donate to any critic but certaintly not some fuckface who boasts about bashing Toy Story FFS!!!
 
Financhu Crisis said:
Cole begs for money again, this time mentioning that he is notorious for being "the first film critic to give any toy story film a negetive review". He makes excuses for the fact he can't get a job by saying we are in a "share economy" and that newspaper companies don't hire film critics anymore. Sound like someone we know? The Financhu Colesis is beginning...
Also, Larry Bundy Jr commented and Cole replied.
A few weeks ago Cole had 2 patrons and was getting $24 a month. He now has 3 patrons and is getting 33 per month. https://www.patreon.com/colesmithey
Oh my god, it's like he thinks that since some idiot gave Chris $1,000, someone is going to donate $1000 PER MONTH to him, and he will send you craft beer to drink while you talk on the phone on his podcast. That's the weirdest shit I've ever heard of. Why would I want to drink beer you sent me while I talk on the phone on your podcast? He even has a $5,000 per month option. Who the hell does he think he is? Chris Chan?View attachment 224380View attachment 224381
Click to expand...

For 250 dollars a month, you should have the opportunity to become a permanent co-host on the show. For 3 grand a year, I'd offer permanent co-host spot, and once a year you get a stripper party with booze on the house.
 
  • Winner
Reactions: Trilby
SERIOUS QUESTION GUYS.

What the hell happened to Chris between "Song of Christian" and "A Chandler Christmas"?

Around Song of Christian, Chris seemed like just some geeky dude who was too much into video games and wanted to do a start up cartoon business (for Sonichu). Now granted, he looked like a complete dork in 99 in the PokeVideo, but that could still be chalked up to social awkwardness.

But as we see in Chandler Christmas, Chris starts becoming more creepy, uses that weird baby voice with his mother, obsesses about getting a girlfriend and starts feeling entitled. Thus began the Love Quest.

Did Chris ever pass as somewhat normal to begin with? I think something major happened between Graduation and the Beginning of the Love Quest that messed him up in the noggin. Does anyone have any idea?
 
  • Feels
Reactions: Trilby, Hollywood Hulk Hogan, Mariposa Electrique and 2 others
Financhu Crisis said:
Cole begs for money again, this time mentioning that he is notorious for being "the first film critic to give any toy story film a negetive review". He makes excuses for the fact he can't get a job by saying we are in a "share economy" and that newspaper companies don't hire film critics anymore. Sound like someone we know? The Financhu Colesis is beginning...
Also, Larry Bundy Jr commented and Cole replied.
A few weeks ago Cole had 2 patrons and was getting $24 a month. He now has 3 patrons and is getting 33 per month. https://www.patreon.com/colesmithey
Oh my god, it's like he thinks that since some idiot gave Chris $1,000, someone is going to donate $1000 PER MONTH to him, and he will send you craft beer to drink while you talk on the phone on his podcast. That's the weirdest shit I've ever heard of. Why would I want to drink beer you sent me while I talk on the phone on your podcast? He even has a $5,000 per month option. Who the hell do$es he think he is? Chris Chan?View attachment 224380View attachment 224381
Click to expand...

To be fair, you always want the top end donation to be very high, and very few, if any, people to donate at that level. If he maxed out more reasonable like $50 a month and had a bunch of people donating at that level, he would be left wondering if any of them could have been pushed to $100 a month if they had been prodded towards it.

There is also the Goldilocks pricing effect. People don't usually buy the most expensive item, but they do make the cheaper items look like better deals. So if he adds the $1000 option, people might be more likely to pledge $50 instead of $20.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: The American Hedgehog
FightenGnome said:
SERIOUS QUESTION GUYS.

What the hell happened to Chris between "Song of Christian" and "A Chandler Christmas"?

Chris starts becoming more creepy, uses that weird baby voice with his mother, obsesses about getting a girlfriend and starts feeling entitled. Thus began the Love Quest.
Click to expand...

According to the wiki, he saw his first porn film and fapped for the first time, and left school and his gal pals for community college, shortly after the Song.
 
  • Informative
Reactions: Trilby, briddlecrip, New age retro hippie and 1 other person
What if they had an episide of IZombie where Liv ate the brains of Chris? Would she shit herself and do nothing?
 
Bob's ash is housed in a unit that fits two urns, with Barb's name already on it.

Is Barb willing to downgrade the unit to a single for money, leaving Chris to pay for housing her remains?
 
Does Chris still blame the Grim Reaper for breaking his promise to him concerning Bob's death?

What was the Grim Reaper's exact promise? 'No load noises for 10 years'?
 
Kamalla said:
Barb taught Christine to cheat the system and be lazy. Barb is fine with Christine living off of the expense of taxpayers who work for a living.

The only type of work Christine could get (if she could get any type of job at all) would be entry-level. The income both of their tugboats bring is better money than 40 hours a week at a minimum-wage job. Barb doesn't want Christine to work for less while they can both sit on the couch all day and bring in more money.
I would say it's kind of a shame Christine can't use her CAD degree and be making $20/hour with benefits.....but Christine is lazy and it's her own ignorance that keeps her unemployed. Not autism.
Click to expand...
It is impossible to take anything that you say seriously when you refer to Chris as a woman.
 
  • Agree
  • Winner
  • Autistic
Reactions: Doseferatu, gettar, LeDarkMemer and 8 others
Kamalla said:
Whether Christine is truly trans or not is a debate for another thread. But if Christine wants to be called Christine, it's only a name sheesh. You have a right to choose your name.
Click to expand...
Just because he changed his name (for the second time) doesn't mean that you automatically refer to a fat autistic man with female pronouns. He might have tits, but that has everything to do with McDonald's and nothing to do with being a woman.
 
  • Agree
  • Winner
  • Autistic
Reactions: gettar, Rokko, Karen Riley and 6 others
Kamalla said:
Whether Christine is truly trans or not is a debate for another thread. But if Christine wants to be called Christine, it's only a name sheesh. You have a right to choose your name.
Click to expand...
You can change your name legally, but human beings are under no obligation to disregard reality under the orders of someone doesn't have a strong grip on reality, to begin with.
 
  • Agree
  • Winner
Reactions: Doseferatu, Muncie Anderson, FightenGnome and 2 others
JULAY said:
Just because he changed his name (for the second time) doesn't mean that you automatically refer to a fat autistic man with female pronouns. He might have tits, but that has everything to do with McDonald's and nothing to do with being a woman.
Click to expand...
If having McDonald's tits made you a woman, then most of the population American South would be women.
 
  • Winner
  • Informative
Reactions: rexxon_tillerson, Trilby, Hollywood Hulk Hogan and 1 other person
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back