💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest

I love how obvious Piker is about how he has never got over being the spoiled nerdy fat kid who had to buy prostitutes for girls to pay attention to him. Everything he does stems from how self conscious he is about that. The designer clothes, taking meds to not go bald, trying to be a thirst trap, the short fuse and anger problems, his attempt at being a pick up artist. The reason he streams 24/7 is because he would probably kill himself if he didn't have thousands of people in a chat telling him he's awesome all day
 
Marty Robbins said:
I love how obvious Piker is about how he has never got over being the spoiled nerdy fat kid who had to buy prostitutes for girls to pay attention to him. Everything he does stems from how self conscious he is about that. The designer clothes, taking meds to not go bald, trying to be a thirst trap, the short fuse and anger problems, his attempt at being a pick up artist. The reason he streams 24/7 is because he would probably kill himself if he didn't have thousands of people in a chat telling him he's awesome all day
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I need to frame this, because you just encapsulated the core of Hasan in just one paragraph.

This guy has money, fame, and connections, but he's still that sad, angry little fat kid who grew up thinking that having a rich daddy was going to automatically make him the most popular kid in school only to find out that money cannot buy you style, intelligence, or a decent personality. You can tell that when he approaches women, he just drops names and flexes his designer clothes thinking it'll do all the work for him, then walks away mad when she doesn't start humping his brains out right then and there.

If he thinks he has it hard now, just wait until his hair falls out and all the stress eating he must be doing to cope makes him pork up again. All those fawning teen fan girls and horny busted old ladies like Taylor Lorenz and Alyssa Mercante that compromise the majority of his following will leave him in the dust for the next pretty faced talking head.
 
*caught sleeping with 15 year old*
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Problem solved!
 
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Hol’up. Didn’t this roach get detained in China for a meme and then was all, why is America like this?
 
Hasan is doing interviews with Chinese state media:
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The CCP is "pre-clearing" his streams:
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Hasan's hotel room was likely bugged by Chinese intelligence:
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Hasan loves communism consumerism:
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First time I hear him talking well about a country, even with Japan (that he likes) he went with the ethnostate stuff saying its bad.
They are going to make a dron show for him or some shit
 
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“Herro, is tis Ministry of Propaganda? I tell you to invite popurar streamer to bring tourist dorrar. All we get is American faggot and they have no dorrars”
 
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Boot licking cunt dog zapper.
 
I hope Hasan is taken to one of those Uighur camps but in a more comical Mr. Magoo way like he gets on the bus for the camp thinking it’s to the socialist country club
 
DominoPetachi said:
Hol’up. Didn’t this roach get detained in China for a meme and then was all, why is America like this?
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No they searched his phone and found the cinrge meme.
In China you can buy souvenirs in the old CPC propaganda poster styles but with modern meme culture twists and silly puns.
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He'll have to do something way, way worse than that one image.
He should try separatism or trafficking narcotics. One gets him deported while the other gets him shot.
 
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When he poses with normal size head people it's actually shocking to see. He is towering over this small woman and is twice as wide as her yet his head is considerably smaller than hers. He belongs in a freak show.

"Step right up and recoil in horror at The Shrunken Headed Turkroach!"
 
PatrickButtmanJr. said:
This guy has money, fame, and connections, but he's still that sad, angry little fat kid who grew up thinking that having a rich daddy was going to automatically make him the most popular kid in school only to find out that money cannot buy you style, intelligence, or a decent personality. You can tell that when he approaches women, he just drops names and flexes his designer clothes thinking it'll do all the work for him, then walks away mad when she doesn't start humping his brains out right then and there.
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Well, it got him Valkyrae and Numi (one's his ethot girlfriend who apparently pissed off Hollywood, the other is a vtumor who probably fucked him after they did stuff together).
PatrickButtmanJr. said:
If he thinks he has it hard now, just wait until his hair falls out and all the stress eating he must be doing to cope makes him pork up again. All those fawning teen fan girls and horny busted old ladies like Taylor Lorenz and Alyssa Mercante that compromise the majority of his following will leave him in the dust for the next pretty faced talking head.
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He's got the most clout, and can kinda get away with whatever. They'll suck his dick as long as they get something out of it.
 
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I fucking love how the CCP doesn't hide the fact that they don't trust him. They stop him and take his phone because he had a meme they didn't approve, they put people around him 24/7 to watch over. They are controlling his stream appearences. Wuamos can cope all that they want but the fact is that their holy China is a country that will never accept them XD. Of course Hasan copes and say there is nothing wrong with it because he thinks that chineses will be the one glazing him now and that they will replace his western audience now he has fucked his reputation forever with the animal abuse thing and chinese don't give a shit about animal cruelty.
PatrickButtmanJr. said:
I need to frame this, because you just encapsulated the core of Hasan in just one paragraph.

This guy has money, fame, and connections, but he's still that sad, angry little fat kid who grew up thinking that having a rich daddy was going to automatically make him the most popular kid in school only to find out that money cannot buy you style, intelligence, or a decent personality. You can tell that when he approaches women, he just drops names and flexes his designer clothes thinking it'll do all the work for him, then walks away mad when she doesn't start humping his brains out right then and there.

If he thinks he has it hard now, just wait until his hair falls out and all the stress eating he must be doing to cope makes him pork up again. All those fawning teen fan girls and horny busted old ladies like Taylor Lorenz and Alyssa Mercante that compromise the majority of his following will leave him in the dust for the next pretty faced talking head.
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Hasan is a leftist out of spite. When he is talking about rich people and killing capitalist he is talking about the rich kids in the rugby team and his classmates that used to bully him because he was fat when he was in a rich school in Turkey. I think he hates his parents for the same reason, because their money and influence weren't enough to make him the most popular kid in school and instead he was the fat annoying kid that nobody liked and he resents them for it to this day. This is about ego and compesate for the fact that he never was the cool kid in highschool, trying to insert himself in every streamer event, surroinding himself with low iq orbiters, constant huffpieces, absuing his dog for not obeying him. Pandering to third worlders (arabs and muslims especially) is also very on the line with that because they are one of the most low iq,tribalistic and fanatical audiences one can have and that will always flatter and defend you and the China stuff also because he wants to be a white monkey and be CCP special boy.
 
This China trip is to distract from all of his problems back home and maybe even to get some money from the Chinese gov. and exploit that angle so he can become a paid propagandist once the Twitch money dries up
 
guidmaker said:
Even the Soviet Union couldn't make the transition to communism in its 80 years, despite its vast resources and anti-capitalist identity. It's just so completely retarded and far fetched by anyone not born yesterday.

Also there should be new term "hasan" in the dictionary, meaning when someone is being a ridiculous unabashed hypocritical snake with zero credibility. They're being a hasan.
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Funny how every time Communism gets tried as a system of government it ALWAYS ends up stuck in the "tyrannical authoritarian socialist dictatorship" stage, and is never quite able to move to the "classless, egalitarian, full equality true Comminism" stage where there are no hierarchies, classes, money, and everyone is 100% equal. It's almost like the dictatorship where the Party has supreme power over everyone is actually the end goal of Communism.
 
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