Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[zippitydoda]

His lawsuit-that can't be language in the actual suit is it? It's all just his impressions of the way he interpreted her looks and thoughts. No proof and actually, the photo of her laying her arm on his shoulder while smiling into the camera kinda shows the opposite of what he's saying. She looks comfortable. I don't see any legalese in it so is this just his explanation of why he intends the suit, or is it the actual suit?

It reads more like a declaration that you would attach to an actual pleading. Those can be written in a more narrative style. If that's part of his filed complaint, then he's not doing a good job.

But I have to say, he's not bad for a pro se litigant. Not nearly to the level of a real attorney, but most pro se litigants are far worse. Like I said earlier, he knows enough of the law to be dangerous, but not enough to succeed.

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

Sorry for the double post earlier, I was on the move and wanted to make sure we got that "sneak peek" update before he did his daily rage quit.

The bit I'm scratching my head over, granted its all pretty nuts, is the part where he says Ariana stared at his disability. She "stared" at his disability...

Its your face dude! Your disability is your face and she was looking at your face! I mean, come on! In one statement you say she closed her eyes whilst having her photo taken with you and that was because she didn't want to look at you, because of your disability. Then here you are saying she disability shamed you for keeping her fucking eyes open and looking you in the face when you were talking to her, chomping on about some old shit about having given her some flowers!

I'm sitting her scratching my head as I'm sure the judge will be (whilst thinking to himself isn't this that zombie faced dwarf from the gym again suing another celebrity?) and I just don't get it dude!

 

[DonaldJTrump]

Him thinking This will get Ariana's and Taylor's attention is like that episode of King of the hill where Peggy keeps sending songs to Randy Travis thinking he reads them himself.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Why does it have to be in Utah? Does he think he's Joseph Smith 2.0 & God's gonna give him the pornographic version of the Golden Tablets any day now?

:autism:

 

[cumpie]

It has to be in Utah because he lives there and wants to run the brothel so he can claim them all as his girlfriend. It's not about legalizing prostitution it's about him having power over a bunch of women who have to cater to his autist whims.

 

[Cryin RN]

Russ strikes me as a true misogynist, he's a dude that's completely incapable of assigning women any "theory of self" and can't conceptualize the fact that they have different thoughts than he does. It's actually really lucky that's he's visibly a huge creeper because a normal-looking dude with THAT level of psycho could do a lot more damage.

 

[The Dude]

Sorry for the double post earlier, I was on the move and wanted to make sure we got that "sneak peek" update before he did his daily rage quit.

The bit I'm scratching my head over, granted its all pretty nuts, is the part where he says Ariana stared at his disability. She "stared" at his disability...

Its your face dude! Your disability is your face and she was looking at your face! I mean, come on! In one statement you say she closed her eyes whilst having her photo taken with you and that was because she didn't want to look at you, because of your disability. Then here you are saying she disability shamed you for keeping her fucking eyes open and looking you in the face when you were talking to her, chomping on about some old shit about having given her some flowers!

I'm sitting her scratching my head as I'm sure the judge will be (whilst thinking to himself isn't this that zombie faced dwarf from the gym again suing another celebrity?) and I just don't get it dude!

What's funny is that her eyes AREN'T closed in that photo. If you zoom into the photo you can clearly see her eyes are open. They're kind of squinted a bit, but that is easily explained by her posing with a little sass since she's a celebrity, or she was caught mid blink. But there is nothing in that photo to support Russhole's claims of discrimination. He's just a butthurt, spoilt brat who didn't get his way and was likely corrected by Grande's guards for acting like a creeper.

 

[cumpie]

Side note that Ariana Grande's agent being named Scooter is just incredible

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

Seeing as he's gone offline with his daily rage quit, I thought now would be a good time to catch up on an old episode. So here's some classic Russell from season two of "Law and Order: Special Snowflake Unit"...

It's May 2016 and Russell is growing a little frustrated with Farrah Abraham for not responding to his lawsuit against her...

She hasn't given him a drop of attention when he was certain that his threat of a lawsuit against her would make her super wet and have her come running to him.

Becoming jaded and starting to lose hope that Farrah would be his girl, he did however have a plan 'b' , or more precisely, a plan 'k'...


His little friend from law school, Katie, who he used to sit and have his sandwiches with had let slip one lunch time that Kylie and her then boyfriend Tyga had broken up. Russ wasted no time declaring his love for her and how he was going to treat her right...


Following his patented R.U.S.S.E.L.L dating system, he immediately set about writing a song to "woo" his celebrity crush. However, being a bit of a conservationist, Russell hates wasting anything. So seeing as Farrah didn't like the song he had wrote for her, he decided to reuse it for Kylie (let's face it, she's a Kardasian and a 6 at best so really doesn't deserve a song written specially for her)...

His friend Katie clearly thought that was a great idea, whilst dreaming that Russell would one day forget this foolish business of trying to woo celebrities and see that she had been there all along, the true love of his life, right by his side supporting and encouraging him through all his crazy, serial stalker antics - Hmmph, not a chance, get over it girl, you're a 2 at best!

But Katie's job of reassuring Russell that this was a great idea and not some bat shit crazy, next level wannabe be serial killer kind of nonsense was done and Russ set about changing the lyrics of the beautiful "A Song For Farrah" (co-composed on piano with Sir Elton John) around a little for Kylie, to tell her exactly how he felt about her and explain what his intentions were. Like, literally...


Such poetry, who could fail to be "wooed" by such beautiful, poetic lyrics? But not everyone was as butt kissingly supportive as Katie and his other friend, Christina, wasn't so sure this approach was going to work. She wasn't filled with confidence, maybe based on the 'success' of the shakey Farrah Abraham and Heidi Klum pitches (let me tell you that Heidi bitch was lucky she didn't get a slice of sue-pie just like Farrah after rejecting that beautiful song he wrote her and had even sung himself!), so she tried gently breaking it to Russ...


Back of the fucking hand! Shut the fuck up dum' bitch and read them fucking lyrics! (Christina and Russ are no longer friends...)

However, there was one problem... the music was recycled, the lyrics were rewritten, the bed was made and the champagne and condoms were on ice, but poor old Russell had ran out of money to have the song professionally produced, having blown his wad on suing that ungrateful horse faced Farrah.

So, everything would just have to be put on hold until he won his lawsuit against Farrah, then he'd have the readies to produce his wootastic song for Kylie and complete his conquest!

But then disaster struck. Russ got wind of the fact that Farrah had hired a lawyer and was going to countersue his ass, God damn...


So, starting to think his "sure thing" lawsuit against Farrah wasn't such a sure thing after all, Russ would have to have a rethink. But rest assured, Kylie was still at the top of his list of celebrities he planned on "trying to gain a connection with" (nothing like knowing you're someone's one, true love)...


But just when she thought she was a shoe in and was busy at home washing her best underwear and freshening up her lady parts ready to go on her date with Russ, out of the blue along came Julianne to knock Kylie off the top spot for Russ's affections...


Stealing his heart and stealing Kylie's song that her wrote about her to try to win a connection, Julianne was his new sweetheart! Or was it Ariana...

Arrgh, who can keep up! Ariana, Kylie and Julianne weren't alone, there were so many girls queued, with songs written, flowers ordered, $99 suit pressed, all waiting for Russell's attention and a chance to form a connection with him...


All he needed was the money to produce these fantastic songs to start wooing these women over, one by one, working his way up the show biz ladder as he worked his way through this carefully selected celebrity ho train.

Russell couldn't wait and he knew for sure that all of these ladies would soon be his, falling head over heels for his talents, his ambition and his 9/10 good looks. And in the mean time, there was always porn...


Cut. End of episode, end credits start to roll...

Voice over credits - "Next week on Law and Order: Special Snowflake Unit, how Russell got cheated out of a date by that horse faced Farrah Abraham and sued her ass in court (almost)!"

Brought to you by "I've got your entire life backed up on disk" productions.

Credits come to an end, an animated robot runs across screen, a young boy announces "I made this!" and Stephen J Cannell tears a page from his typewriter...

 

[cumpie]

I want to print that post out and laminate it and read it on the train to work every morning

 

[Jane_Doh]

Seeing as he's gone offline with his daily rage quit, I thought now would be a good time to catch up on an old episode. So here's some classic Russell from season two of "Law and Order: Special Snowflake Unit"...

It's May 2016 and Russell is growing a little frustrated with Farrah Abraham for not responding to his lawsuit against her...
View attachment 225283
She hasn't given him a drop of attention when he was certain that his threat of a lawsuit against her would make her super wet and have her come running to him.

Becoming jaded and starting to lose hope that Farrah would be his girl, he did however have a plan 'b' , or more precisely, a plan 'k'...
View attachment 225285

His little friend from law school, Katie, who he used to sit and have his sandwiches with had let slip one lunch time that Kylie and her then boyfriend Tyga had broken up. Russ wasted no time declaring his love for her and how he was going to treat her right...
View attachment 225286

Following his patented R.U.S.S.E.L.L dating system, he immediately set about writing a song to "woo" his celebrity crush. However, being a bit of a conservationist, Russell hates wasting anything. So seeing as Farrah didn't like the song he had wrote for her, he decided to reuse it for Kylie (let's face it, she's a Kardasian and a 6 at best so really doesn't deserve a song written specially for her)...
View attachment 225288
His friend Katie clearly thought that was a great idea, whilst dreaming that Russell would one day forget this foolish business of trying to woo celebrities and see that she had been there all along, the true love of his life, right by his side supporting and encouraging him through all his crazy, serial stalker antics - Hmmph, not a chance, get over it girl, you're a 2 at best!

But Katie's job of reassuring Russell that this was a great idea and not some bat shit crazy, next level wannabe be serial killer kind of nonsense was done and Russ set about changing the lyrics of the beautiful "A Song For Farrah" (co-composed on piano with Sir Elton John) around a little for Kylie, to tell her exactly how he felt about her and explain what his intentions were. Like, literally...
View attachment 225289 View attachment 225290

Such poetry, who could fail to be "wooed" by such beautiful, poetic lyrics? But not everyone was as butt kissingly supportive as Katie and his other friend, Christina, wasn't so sure this approach was going to work. She wasn't filled with confidence, maybe based on the 'success' of the shakey Farrah Abraham and Heidi Klum pitches (let me tell you that Heidi bitch was lucky she didn't get a slice of sue-pie just like Farrah after rejecting that beautiful song he wrote her and had even sung himself!), so she tried gently breaking it to Russ...
View attachment 225292

Back of the fucking hand! Shut the fuck up dum' bitch and read them fucking lyrics! (Christina and Russ are no longer friends...)

However, there was one problem... the music was recycled, the lyrics were rewritten, the bed was made and the champagne and condoms were on ice, but poor old Russell had ran out of money to have the song professionally produced, having blown his wad on suing that ungrateful horse faced Farrah.

So, everything would just have to be put on hold until he won his lawsuit against Farrah, then he'd have the readies to produce his wootastic song for Kylie and complete his conquest!

But then disaster struck. Russ got wind of the fact that Farrah had hired a lawyer and was going to countersue his ass, God damn...
View attachment 225309

So, starting to think his "sure thing" lawsuit against Farrah wasn't such a sure thing after all, Russ would have to have a rethink. But rest assured, Kylie was still at the top of his list of celebrities he planned on "trying to gain a connection with" (nothing like knowing you're someone's one, true love)...
View attachment 225320

But just when she thought she was a shoe in and was busy at home washing her best underwear and freshening up her lady parts ready to go on her date with Russ, out of the blue along came Julianne to knock Kylie off the top spot for Russ's affections...
View attachment 225323

Stealing his heart and stealing Kylie's song that her wrote about her to try to win a connection, Julianne was his new sweetheart! Or was it Ariana...
View attachment 225325
Arrgh, who can keep up! Ariana, Kylie and Julianne weren't alone, there were so many girls queued, with songs written, flowers ordered, $99 suit pressed, all waiting for Russell's attention and a chance to form a connection with him...
View attachment 225326

All he needed was the money to produce these fantastic songs to start wooing these women over, one by one, working his way up the show biz ladder as he worked his way through this carefully selected celebrity ho train.

Russell couldn't wait and he knew for sure that all of these ladies would soon be his, falling head over heels for his talents, his ambition and his 9/10 good looks. And in the mean time, there was always porn...
View attachment 225329

Cut. End of episode, end credits start to roll...

Voice over credits - "Next week on Law and Order: Special Snowflake Unit, how Russell got cheated out of a date by that horse faced Farrah Abraham and sued her ass in court (almost)!"

Brought to you by "I've got your entire life backed up on disk" productions.

Credits come to an end, an animated robot runs across screen, a young boy announces "I made this!" and Stephen J Cannell tears a page from his typewriter...

Is the part about Katie having a crush on Rusty true?

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

Is the part about Katie having a crush on Rusty true?

Yep, there was an exchange between the two that suggested she was interested in him for more than just his legal prowess (she attended the same paralegal course as him and I believe served her internship at the same place) and had aspirations of maybe receiving a bouquet of flowers from him one day, but it was not to be and Russell told her to back off.

A month or so later and she had herself a boyfriend whilst Russell, well, let's just say he's still keeping up with watching that black on white porn...

 

[uglytroll4u]

@Zombiefaceddwarf should be writing for Vice!

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Yep, there was an exchange between the two that suggested she was interested in him for more than just his legal prowess (she attended the same paralegal course as him and I believe served her internship at the same place) and had aspirations of maybe receiving a bouquet of flowers from him one day, but it was not to be and Russell told her to back off.

A month or so later and she had herself a boyfriend whilst Russell, well, let's just say he's still keeping up with watching that black on white porn...

Goddamn, this may have been just last year, but this further proves among other things Russell is one dense motherfucker on top of being a misogynist. If he was truly a great guy who truly treated women with respect, Katie could've been it. Katie could've been his happiness, his "one true love", or at least prove that someone out there will love him despite his disability.

And he fucked it up. Probably unintentionally, but he nevertheless fucked up this opportunity because of how he chooses to view women and his life.

Katie probably deserved better regardless, but you know what they say: "'Nice' guys finish last".

 

[The Dude]

Seeing as he's gone offline with his daily rage quit, I thought now would be a good time to catch up on an old episode. So here's some classic Russell from season two of "Law and Order: Special Snowflake Unit"...

It's May 2016 and Russell is growing a little frustrated with Farrah Abraham for not responding to his lawsuit against her...
View attachment 225283
She hasn't given him a drop of attention when he was certain that his threat of a lawsuit against her would make her super wet and have her come running to him.

Becoming jaded and starting to lose hope that Farrah would be his girl, he did however have a plan 'b' , or more precisely, a plan 'k'...
View attachment 225285

His little friend from law school, Katie, who he used to sit and have his sandwiches with had let slip one lunch time that Kylie and her then boyfriend Tyga had broken up. Russ wasted no time declaring his love for her and how he was going to treat her right...
View attachment 225286

Following his patented R.U.S.S.E.L.L dating system, he immediately set about writing a song to "woo" his celebrity crush. However, being a bit of a conservationist, Russell hates wasting anything. So seeing as Farrah didn't like the song he had wrote for her, he decided to reuse it for Kylie (let's face it, she's a Kardasian and a 6 at best so really doesn't deserve a song written specially for her)...
View attachment 225288
His friend Katie clearly thought that was a great idea, whilst dreaming that Russell would one day forget this foolish business of trying to woo celebrities and see that she had been there all along, the true love of his life, right by his side supporting and encouraging him through all his crazy, serial stalker antics - Hmmph, not a chance, get over it girl, you're a 2 at best!

But Katie's job of reassuring Russell that this was a great idea and not some bat shit crazy, next level wannabe be serial killer kind of nonsense was done and Russ set about changing the lyrics of the beautiful "A Song For Farrah" (co-composed on piano with Sir Elton John) around a little for Kylie, to tell her exactly how he felt about her and explain what his intentions were. Like, literally...
View attachment 225289 View attachment 225290

Such poetry, who could fail to be "wooed" by such beautiful, poetic lyrics? But not everyone was as butt kissingly supportive as Katie and his other friend, Christina, wasn't so sure this approach was going to work. She wasn't filled with confidence, maybe based on the 'success' of the shakey Farrah Abraham and Heidi Klum pitches (let me tell you that Heidi bitch was lucky she didn't get a slice of sue-pie just like Farrah after rejecting that beautiful song he wrote her and had even sung himself!), so she tried gently breaking it to Russ...
View attachment 225292

Back of the fucking hand! Shut the fuck up dum' bitch and read them fucking lyrics! (Christina and Russ are no longer friends...)

However, there was one problem... the music was recycled, the lyrics were rewritten, the bed was made and the champagne and condoms were on ice, but poor old Russell had ran out of money to have the song professionally produced, having blown his wad on suing that ungrateful horse faced Farrah.

So, everything would just have to be put on hold until he won his lawsuit against Farrah, then he'd have the readies to produce his wootastic song for Kylie and complete his conquest!

But then disaster struck. Russ got wind of the fact that Farrah had hired a lawyer and was going to countersue his ass, God damn...
View attachment 225309

So, starting to think his "sure thing" lawsuit against Farrah wasn't such a sure thing after all, Russ would have to have a rethink. But rest assured, Kylie was still at the top of his list of celebrities he planned on "trying to gain a connection with" (nothing like knowing you're someone's one, true love)...
View attachment 225320

But just when she thought she was a shoe in and was busy at home washing her best underwear and freshening up her lady parts ready to go on her date with Russ, out of the blue along came Julianne to knock Kylie off the top spot for Russ's affections...
View attachment 225323

Stealing his heart and stealing Kylie's song that her wrote about her to try to win a connection, Julianne was his new sweetheart! Or was it Ariana...
View attachment 225325
Arrgh, who can keep up! Ariana, Kylie and Julianne weren't alone, there were so many girls queued, with songs written, flowers ordered, $99 suit pressed, all waiting for Russell's attention and a chance to form a connection with him...
View attachment 225326

All he needed was the money to produce these fantastic songs to start wooing these women over, one by one, working his way up the show biz ladder as he worked his way through this carefully selected celebrity ho train.

Russell couldn't wait and he knew for sure that all of these ladies would soon be his, falling head over heels for his talents, his ambition and his 9/10 good looks. And in the mean time, there was always porn...
View attachment 225329

Cut. End of episode, end credits start to roll...

Voice over credits - "Next week on Law and Order: Special Snowflake Unit, how Russell got cheated out of a date by that horse faced Farrah Abraham and sued her ass in court (almost)!"

Brought to you by "I've got your entire life backed up on disk" productions.

Credits come to an end, an animated robot runs across screen, a young boy announces "I made this!" and Stephen J Cannell tears a page from his typewriter...

You forgot "Sit, Ubu, sit! Good dog! *woof*"...or am I dating myself as an old fuck with that reference?

This whole ordeal is just so laughably pathetic. I mean, watching a greasy, saggy faced Hobbit like Rusty trying to woo women far out of his league with cringe lyrics, Wal-Mart flowers, and the best drool-stained suits $75 can buy from the Men's Warehouse clearance section is total trip. Then to see this "TOTALLY A 9/10 NICE GUY LADIES, I GUARANTEE IT!" struggle after he gets shot down in flames and go full rétard with lolsuits and libel on Facebook is just the icing on the cake. It's really a shame that Russhole's parents raised him to be a selfish, entitled little special snowflake instead of ensuring he didn't grow up to be a self-centered jerkass with a victim complex, unwarranted self-importance, and a deplorable attitude towards women, but then we wouldn't have potentially one of the greatest lolcows of 2017...nay, of all time...to entertain us.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

When the lolcow wiki stops glitching out, I'll start a page for this guy.

 

[The Dude]

About Katie: she not only found a boyfriend, but she got married. Good for her. She looks like a total sweetheart and I'm glad Rusty's shallowness and narcissism prevented her from getting mixed up in a relationship with Loose-Lips Greer.

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

What's funny is that her eyes AREN'T closed in that photo. If you zoom into the photo you can clearly see her eyes are open. They're kind of squinted a bit, but that is easily explained by her posing with a little sass since she's a celebrity, or she was caught mid blink. But there is nothing in that photo to support Russhole's claims of discrimination. He's just a butthurt, spoilt brat who didn't get his way and was likely corrected by Grande's guards for acting like a creeper.

I'm off to bed shortly (after I do my crunches and press ups), but I'll leave you guys with this...

So Russell has this big hang up about that photograph of him and Ariana Grande, saying there's something not right about that photo and it's his proof that Ariana disability shamed him.

He sees it as his "key piece" of evidence for his lawsuit, so much so he intends to bring in a facial expressions expert to analyse the photo and give his views.

Armed with this expert's opinion and this photograph as his main piece of evidence, Russell will be stood in court asserting that it's all in the photo and that it tells you everything you need to know about what went down during that backstage visit, that you can see how uncomfortable he was made to feel and how Ariana is disability shaming him, etc.

In response Ariana's lawyer will turn and say to him "I'm sorry Russell but I don't see any such thing and I put it to you, is what you are actually seeing in this photo not simply a reflection of your only personal insecurities about your appearance and your feelings of inadequacy when photographed with a pretty girl?"

“What the hell!?" will be Russell's response, "where the freeking hell do you get that from?!"

To which Ariana's lawyer will turn to face the judge and say "The defence would like to submit the following evidence to the court your honor, taken from the plaintiff's personal Facebook page shortly after he first announced his intentions to 'come after' my client on the 31st May last year.... BOOOOSH!!! (drops mic)...."

 

[cumpie]

wow who's that flipping hawt stud???

 

[Zombiefaceddwarf]

That vintage photo also reminded me of this... the time Russell referred to Anne Frank, the famous diarist and tragic victim of the Holocaust, as being a bit of a "cutie"...