You need more chantex dood. It only gets fun when you start noticing the different personas he attempts and the lies you catch him in. I wouldn’t recommend sitting through a whole level 1 tho (unless it’s with a restreamer you like) otherwise just keep it at clips
Its only fun for a bit, by the time you last years in the snortex anything he says and all the lies he utters makes you (me, ree!) MATI
Most people in the snortex aren't here by choice. It's called the autism vortex with good reason and dear feeder hates this board and "detractors" with equally good reason.
So basically, DSP is the ULTIMATE lolcow, all in one.
The price is the time we wasted not getting the cahffurz filled for the beggar king of Renton.
I stopped feeling mad about anything Phil about a decade ago. We all have to get past that "this asshole really gets $100k+??" point, then it's the absurdity of it all.
Phil could make $250k a year and would still be living pay check to pay check in the same exact life. That's why he is Phil and that is why he will be begging retards on the internet for dollars until the day he dies on camera in front of flashing RGBs and plushies. And with his health kick he is sure to live into his 50s or 60s at least.
Aw man, don't say that.
He's definitely lost weight but I'm not sure doing a few bicep curls will do that much since getting a high pulse during working out is kind of important for heart health (keep in mind he's an atypical alien that literally doesn't even walk 500 steps per day).
He passive-aggressively called Asmongold a bitch for not "saying it directly to Phil's face" that he has "a problem" with DarksydePhil. Gotta love his daily crashouts man. Pure psychotic gold.
It's funny because he's very bitch-made and scared whenever he's in a regular confrontation, but the most condescending and arrogant POS when he feels like he has the upper hand. Case in point - the Craig discussion. "I have friends now. Go fuck yourself". Which is especially funny because of how the King Snake Arc ended.
So now we have a different tactic in comparism to Sir Moist? Because to him he was all bitch made like "Hey why don't we talk for 15 minutes and be cool and all" and now he is dissing the Roach King? Maybe the KC arc gave him some fake balls because a real confrontation between Dave and Asmon would probably end with Phil getting humiliated. Btw that is the same guy who was on his knees begging not to be ebaten up or in general was very quiet in SF competitions. And don't forget he quiets the voice chat in every game that has it because he is afraid of what people would say. in short: Darksfadil is trash
So I just watched him and clipped him saying "Yes I was a fan of Shawn Michaels in the 90's. Then I stopped watching wrestling, I missed the DX (Degeneration X) era, ..." Problem with this? He had Degeneration X collectibles, Degeneration X shirts (yes plural), and remember the famous fight with Viscant where he wanted to "prank" everyone else by doing the Degeneration X Crotch Chops at them...despite the fact that he had talked shit to the dude enough to get him to agree to fight him physically, he was now asking him to prank everyone else. This only makes sense when you remember he was more scared of being embarrassed infront of everyone else than the actual beating. He knew he could retard luck/survive/walk away from a fight because no one in this kind of scene is going to hospitalize you. But he also realized he would never be able to show his face again if he was beaten infront of everyone, and wanted to turn it into a prank against those who would potentially wrong him in his anxiety driven predictions, people who would laugh at Monkeyspank moreso and run him out of more things. Final key to this bullshit easily dispelled lie about DX era, DSP renamed himself "DXP" during this time, in reference to it. No lie. He's more lie than man, he's more fake life through fake fanning everything and hiding his real shit (needs glasses, but they're nerdy so he drives dangerously, watched anime, spent years shitting on anime art style and how it was for nerds and losers, played every franchise you've ever heard of but remembers nothing and can't play them).
Personally, I think what broke him was people telling him they were going to build legos. It wasn't until it felt like they were poaching his viewers that he really got upset. It annoyed and embarrassed him for sure, but stealing his viewers on something as much of a money-lock (in dented minds) lego would be was beyond the pale to him, and he crashed out like when an ad for another youtuber or featuring one at least was put on his videos back in the day and he flipped the fuck out on video and to YT about it.
The beginning of every game, especially action or puzzle games makes this incredibly clear. He has mentally handicapped himself moreso than Linda did.
Again, the public dunking is just too much for his ego. He was bullied and even to this day has no idea what to say to someone fucking with him. What, really you're going to agree with them and say they know every inch of your cock and balls? That's like second grade tier exaggeration in response to bullying. Fake "i'm playing along and this doesn't affect me". No attempt to roast them back, never. He still has never learned to hang, he's still a socially stunted, mentally stunted 14yo who thinks he's hot shit and a grown adult while still overdrafting his bank account and taking credit out for Wrestling for fuck's sake. What are you, 8?
This, the farms and Twitter in relation to Phil content have been the most dead in a decade. If you remove any times Null has added a feature, I don't include those because they are mentioned by other creators.
I have found this year, especially, that my breaks from Phil are far more frequent.
Says the faggot who never leaves the house.
And, that's what warms my black and dead heart. That no amount of money can keep Phil from begging for more, like the glutenous pigroach that he is - the man can make $250K+ a year and he'd still come on stream and go *Sigh* "Now, guys....here's the thing, alright: I have no money." *let slap* It doesn't matter if he got $2,000 the other day, he's BROKE now! If he makes $600 a stream - both day and night stream - he expects that SAME amount every. Single. Fucking. Stream. No amount of money can quench the pigroach's thirst for money.
Phil talks a HUGE game behind a screen. He truly is the definition of a "keyboard thug." Hell, it goes back to his FGC days, where he would talk MAD shit to everyone in the IRC chats. Not only just that, but if my lore is correct, didn't he get banned off of a AOL board before becoming a cancer on the FGC? I know he told everyone in the FGC that he was "playing a heel", but here's the thing, Philbert: heels can become faces and some heels are actually likable people. You're FAR from a likeable person. Being a dickhead just to be a dickhead isn't a good look for anyone. I was once told "If you're gonna be a dickhead, be a likeable dickhead. Have some redeeming qualities about yourself, strengthen those, and people will actually will warm up to you about your dickheadness." I can't think of ONE likeable quality Phil has, besides being a massive cunt and wishing Jaha could've finished the damn job by beating his gouty alcoholic ass.
You’re suppose to pay the nickel, point, laugh and exit the tent. If you’re this mad now you just going to lose ya mind from here on out