Why is it that Phil thinks he is "filling" the opponent with bullets when he is clearly missing every shot?
1) He's blind. 2) He's stupid. 3) He's too arrogant to consider that he's not doing everything perfectly the first time. That's why his failures are always the game's fault.
Also he legally needs glasses to drive. He's finally aged into the bracket where you start losing close vision as well. This is why during Smark Gays 2.0 we saw the glasses to look at his trading cards, and on a couple DSP Deepthroats Solidified Corn Fats. These unfortunately are not his actual prescription glasses, as he basically in the past has gotten them precisely when he was legally required to get them and used them to get his drivers license renewed, then promptly never touched them again. He drives illegally without glasses it's evident every fucking day he needs (can't see clearly on TV 8ish feet away), and now he needs bifocals because he can't see NEAR either lol which means he likely has no idea how fast nor where he is going. I am genuinely curious how spooky it is to be shotgun in his car while he's swerving through traffic "doing everything correct, and nothing wrong" while prestreaming about random things with angry interjected rants about traffic mishaps he's causing like some kind of cursed, crystal-infected Mr Magoo.
Personally I think that his narcissism and autism interact in a way where they make each other much worse, especially when it comes to social aspects, his autistic misunderstanding of basic social cues enhances his delusional narcissistic need to always be correct or to pretend that everyone except "da idiots" agree with him and respect him or any of the other dozens of delusions that rattle inside that oddly-shaped head.
This is incredibly true. Consider this for a moment. You cannot recreate or simulate another person's mind or reactions given their situation, what do you put on it? For a normal person, anxiety fills the blanks. For a narcissist? Whatever suits you best. Autism and Narcissism are wild to see in combo.
if I find myself playing Mario, Pokemon, and Call of Duty for almost 20 years I feel like I would be justified in hanging myself.
I can't think of any streamer or youtuber who would WANT to or think an audience WANTS that. People can find whatever flavor of streamer they want nowadays so a lot tend to find a personality or sense of humor they like, of which DSP's personality is
shit and his sense of humor is
, well, shit.
You're doing it wrong. It is: SUFFAH, Phil, SUFFAH! also
HE'S GAY! HE'S A BUM! KHET IS FAT!
Too bad Phil isn't playing Arc Raiders but on the other hand I can see why he isn't: that game is PVEPVP which means anytime a human player comes along he is a potential target / attacker. Just think of what must be going through his head (like so beautifully shown in the Dented Zone) "This might be detractor attacking me, ruining my game. I am a pro level player I can't looose to a detractor" And of course he would absolutely disable voice chat because he is a pussy
Realistically, COD the way he plays it doesn't seem competitive. It seems like brain off, run in, shoot, do thing, maybe die or kill dudes. Very fast paced, low to no consequences to garbage gameplay. He's still regularly unlocking things and getting the dopamine animations/sound effects. He shoots one bullet into a guy's testicle while someone else perforates the guy's brain, I see him still get +100 for an elimination. Very forgiving and gay. He also spends a lot of time firing at, throwing grenades at, and refusing to cooperate with his teammates. Duh you have better survival odds if you push together with others. He's a lead weight on a team running off alone, full sprint, to die to the first dude he spots. Everytime I watch him play it I get angry because YOU CAN HEAR THE OTHER PLAYERS FOOTSTEPS yet he still full sprints at all times. Why put headphones on at all. Slow reflexes, no cooperation, bad aim (again, he's usually very genital focused with aiming, come on shoot at the higher head you retard), no using sound cues or any amount of strategy and perhaps the worst, he never...never looks at the map. What the fuck.
Arc Raiders he doesn't have the benefit of having 50% of the match being teammates, who both distract enemies and will not shoot him. In ANY game with a deathmatch mode (far superior for adrenaline chads) he would be fucking toast.
