Purple Tinker / Jessica Blank / @prpltnkr / Jonathan Louis Blank - Delusional transgender MLP drama magnet, founder of BronyCon, euphoric atheist, wannabe refugee.

Probably killed the laptop he was trying to sell
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First reference to "work" I've seen so far ever from Tinker's internet history
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Remember the time Purple Tinker did the same? Left somebody at an airport cause they were annoying PT?
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Like a crazy person's accusations about a hotel stealing from them.
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Replicant Sasquatch said:
Are you shitting me with that business card? That's seriously on the same level as Chris wearing the Medallion in his Driver's License photo.
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Purple Tranny literally is in a contest where if he wins, people like Chris will be considered neurotypical, and the autism category will belong to him and his minions.
 
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Possible dox? It's from 2015 so they could've changed locations.
https://ml.ponychan.net/anon/res/513773.html

Jessica Leah Blank
DOB: April 23, 1979

prpltnkr@gmail.com
jblank@twu.net
jrandomcoder@gmail.com

Address: 1263 Herkimer Street, Apartment 3 (third floor) / Brooklyn, NY 11233

Former address: 76 Kingston Ave., Apt. 3 / Brooklyn, NY 11213
Former address: 346 6th Street, Apt. 3 / Brooklyn, NY 11215

Cell Phone: (917) 974-1138
Google phone: (718) 395-7669

Background Experience
The Web Union / Dynamic Logic [New York]
November 2010 – Present

University of Oklahoma
1997 – 1999
 
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Someone asked earlier for a full history of Purple Tinker, and the reason this info is so hard to find is because Purple Tinker is desperate to scrub anything negative about himself off of the internet. Threatening with internet-lawyers, physical harm and blackmail desperate. He had an account on Encyclopedia Dramatica that got a takedown notice, and that's not even counting the dozens of people he threatened on social media. Every post about him is deleted and if you don't, God (but not God, because Transfats is a militant atheist) save your soul. I wouldn't be surprised if Kiwifarms receives threats for this, and the "OP is actually trans" tactic is a very typical one of his. Be prepared for the worst, because Purple Tranny is the worst.

I've been saving info on Transfats almost since the start of the Brony fandom when his crazy first appeared, which is really the only way left to get solid info on him - word of mouth.
  • Purple Tinker grew up around NYC with a richy-rich doctor family, which is why his claims of 'I'm so poor' are especially hard to take. He holds bi-annual fundraising/"charity" drives for himself, which he always skims off the top of for his pony shit. He's a trustfund baby, and his parents paid for all of his transition expenses, including writing fake scrips for him later, which had to stop as it was illegal as fuck. (Pretty sure his dad's a dentist.)
  • He had a little brother who died of cancer when he was two (supposedly), which Purple Tinker has been milking for online sympathy points lately. When you consider that John's favorite pasttime is "fishing for incestuous sibling eRP on FurryMuck servers" and doesn't believe statutory rape is real, you start to think there must be a God.
  • He openly admitted (during his 'no one can ever blame me for anything, I'm mentally ill' phase) that he rode the shortbus as a kid, and was in special ed classes for the severely emotionally disturbed. So he's not just retarded - he's a violent retard. It explains why he hates other stupid people so much (self hatred), and he never graduated college. Barely made it through high school, as I hear it, which partly explains why Canada didn't want him.
  • He got kicked out of the Furry fandom for much the same reasons as he got kicked out of the Brony one - autismo to the max. He bounces fandoms when shit gets tough, so don't be surprised if he finds a new fandom after Bronies.
  • His claim that 'I'm best known for founding Bronycon' is a tough lie to swallow, being as he's best known for almost destroying it, and being the most power-hungry and assholish dictator to rule since Hitler. His last Bronycon that he "ran" involved him botching the ticketing system up so badly that people who had prepaid couldn't get in, and promptly went home to take a nap. Which left his staff to clean up his mess and hundreds of angry customers. He slept through the majority of the con, showing up only at the end to try and claim credit for the successful con. He got booted from Bronycon for that and other sins (such as calling up staffers at 3am to ream them out, screaming at multiple people over the phone and in person, unrealistic deadlines etc), and then proceeded to throw a Tranny Temper Tantrum for the next 5-6 years.
  • Purple Tinker also skimmed money from Bronycon like you wouldn't believe, including buying multiple personal laptops/iPads/other swag "for the con" and then keeping them for himself. I wasn't high up enough to hear exact details, but the rumors were that she took a pretty big chunk before she was kicked out, since he ruled like a tyrant and wouldn't allow anyone else oversight of him, "because I'm the con head!"
  • Purple Tinker is incapable of accepting blame for anything, so instead of realizing that screaming at people is bad, and mishandling a con is bad, and going home to take a nap instead of dealing with it is bad, he's spent the intervening years blaming everyone else for booting him out, and they're just transphobic for not wanting a thieving bully to run "his" con.
  • Around this time, PT also went to 4chan, where some former staff had gone to vent about him, and I don't know how to describe it. He tried to attack 4chan. PT decided that every single commenter on 4chan was actually Bronycon staff trying to shittalk him, and so he'd show up in every single thread about Bronycon to 'get them back' and 'stop them from being transphobic'. As you can imagine, this cemented his image as a Lolcow, and hundreds of comments rolled in mocking him, and his supposed penis, and how bad he was at everything regarding Bronycon, business, and not being an autismo.
  • This was when Purple Tinker decided that the best way to prove he didn't have a penis was to post nudes. With his huge, 70s afro of crotch hair, and his tripcode helpfully attached.
  • He's since had those scrubbed from the 4chan archive, so I'm not sure if I should even share them here; I don't want to burn your eyes like mine were seared.
  • There's so much more, but the crotch-fro is a good mental image to end on.
 
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NotBronyconStaff said:
  • This was when Purple Tinker decided that the best way to prove he didn't have a penis was to post nudes. With his huge, 70s afro of crotch hair, and his tripcode helpfully attached.
  • He's since had those scrubbed from the 4chan archive, so I'm not sure if I should even share them here; I don't want to burn your eyes like mine were seared.
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Dude. You cannot just drop shit like that in front of somebody and then try to hold it back. It just isn't done.
 
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Calooby said:
Possible dox? It's from 2015 so they could've changed locations.
https://ml.ponychan.net/anon/res/513773.html

Jessica Leah Blank
DOB: April 23, 1979

prpltnkr@gmail.com
jblank@twu.net
jrandomcoder@gmail.com

Address: 1263 Herkimer Street, Apartment 3 (third floor) / Brooklyn, NY 11233

Former address: 76 Kingston Ave., Apt. 3 / Brooklyn, NY 11213
Former address: 346 6th Street, Apt. 3 / Brooklyn, NY 11215

Cell Phone: (917) 974-1138
Google phone: (718) 395-7669

Background Experience
The Web Union / Dynamic Logic [New York]
November 2010 – Present

University of Oklahoma
1997 – 1999
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It's old. Currently lives in San Bruno, CA, most likely at 1000 National Avenue, Apt. 125, San Bruno, CA 94066.

Some stuff I had forgotten about:
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/jessica.leah.90 (http://archive.is/YOg2e) (not particularly interesting)

Boyfriend: John P. Soto III
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https://www.facebook.com/Smurgendorf (http://archive.is/pCKfU)
https://twitter.com/Smurgen (http://archive.is/5WEQm)
 
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You know, for people making me out to be an autistic loser...... you folks sure are spending an awful lot of time obsessing over me. :)

At first, I was upset. But then I realised your bullying is literally not worth being upset about.

Lately, I've been reading this thread to laugh my ass off over it. You dumbshits devoted several posts to mocking me for giving out pony-themed business cards, at pony conventions, to pony fans, buying pony merch, from a pony merch vendor, who also founded a pony convention.

I have no words for this level of Stupid, but if I were you, I'd call it "autism".

Fortunately, I am not you.

Some of the data in this thread is correct. Some is approximately a decade out of date. Some is laughably wrong. I won't tell you which is which.

What I WILL tell you is that it's plainly obvious that at least some of the posters here have some weird sort of grudge against me.

I used to carry quite a lot of grudges. In the end, it only hurt me. I hope you can learn the lessons I learned.

Feel free to carry on posting shit like this about me whenever you get bored. Or, you could, I donno, get a life. I'm open to reconciliation if and when you are. Maybe some day you'll grow up. But I doubt it.

In the meanwhile, I am laughing at you,

—Purple

(Yes, this is really me. https://twitter.com/prpltnkr/status/868319562227494912)
 
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