DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Again, what a great husband.

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HAha. I love this for Phil. Trying to convince himself that everything is all good, and will be all good forever. It's so odd how he is so mental about schedules, but doesn't have the ability to plan for the future.

Or, it's just his addict mind trying to convince himself that it's still okay to buy unneeded crap, waste any spare cash on mobile games, and drink himself to sleep every night. Just deludes himself all day, every day into believing whatever he is doing at the moment is exactly the correct thing to be doing. I'd love to hear how much more insane his inner voice is. Can you imagine?

And again, how does he think everyone else deals with life? Everyone has pets, and everyone goes on vacation if they have money. Fuck dude, pay a little extra and bring the cat with you. He's so lazy he can't even come up with a better excuse. Just admit you like staying in and hate the public.
 
Dredd2022 said:
Not long ago he was getting 50 bucks a stream as the goal IIRC, now it's 150. It was getting worse for him. But Sidescrollers and Kino saved him. Am I misremembering shit? I enjoy DSP being an anxious cunt getting shit money, the only thing that IMO genuinely gets to him. Others prefer him being presented to a larger audience. I prefer when others do a drive-by reaction to him, which makes him seethe, and by his own admission garners him no additional support. Shit like streaming with him, ala Kino gets him dedicated dents, it's a skill of his.

To each his own.
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Same boat. He needs to be ignored like we ignore any beggar on the street, no platform for him, unless you want the room smelling like shit
 
Dredd2022 said:
Not long ago he was getting 50 bucks a stream as the goal IIRC, now it's 150. It was getting worse for him. But Sidescrollers and Kino saved him. Am I misremembering shit? I enjoy DSP being an anxious cunt getting shit money, the only thing that IMO genuinely gets to him. Others prefer him being presented to a larger audience. I prefer when others do a drive-by reaction to him, which makes him seethe, and by his own admission garners him no additional support. Shit like streaming with him, ala Kino gets him dedicated dents, it's a skill of his.

To each his own.
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Agree, it gets my whole herd of goats when people claim Kino ruined phil, he was literally begging for 50 bucks pre-kino. His biggest current whale is a kino dent. Like more exposure for Phil means more of the mentally ill find him.

Desperate Phil is best Phil.
 
Dredd2022 said:
Not long ago he was getting 50 bucks a stream as the goal IIRC, now it's 150. It was getting worse for him. But Sidescrollers and Kino saved him. Am I misremembering shit? I enjoy DSP being an anxious cunt getting shit money, the only thing that IMO genuinely gets to him. Others prefer him being presented to a larger audience. I prefer when others do a drive-by reaction to him, which makes him seethe, and by his own admission garners him no additional support. Shit like streaming with him, ala Kino gets him dedicated dents, it's a skill of his.

To each his own.
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Didn't he only count tips when his goal was $50?
 
Dredd2022 said:
Not long ago he was getting 50 bucks a stream as the goal IIRC, now it's 150. It was getting worse for him. But Sidescrollers and Kino saved him. Am I misremembering shit? I enjoy DSP being an anxious cunt getting shit money, the only thing that IMO genuinely gets to him. Others prefer him being presented to a larger audience. I prefer when others do a drive-by reaction to him, which makes him seethe, and by his own admission garners him no additional support. Shit like streaming with him, ala Kino gets him dedicated dents, it's a skill of his.

To each his own.
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His goal didn't used to be $50, it was always $150 (actually it was $100 not long before that) but he would break them up into $50 increments when he used to do stupid shit like wear glasses and vests for "rewards". He just dropped the gimmicks because he wants money for nothing and he includes everything when the goals used to only be direct tips. But the "goal" isn't a correlation to him being successful and doesn't matter anyways because he'll always beg for more whether he reaches it or not. Even now it's morphed into a dented Battle Pass where he only counts how many goals he reaches and he's still begging worse than ever.

I would also prefer these larger (literally in PPP's case [HE'S FAT]) internet personalities to just trash Phil and not interact directly, but the interactions also bring their own content by spotlighting just how unhinged DSP is compared to anyone else. There's also the added bonus of more "normal" people getting exposed to DSP and becoming repulsed by him which leads to more seething by the guy who thinks the internet loves him now. The downside is that some retard will start giving Phil money to continue this shit show, but most of the time they are degenerate pieces of shit so they deserve to go bankrupt in the dumbest way possible. You can either laugh at all these retards losing money or find a different retard that makes you laugh.
 
Don't bullshit us brother said:
I could give a fuck if the pig gets money, the content of him interacting with other peoples is interesting. He will think it went well and his a gentlemen and scholar then in the debrief will get it explained to him by chat how the roach was making fun of him the entire time, he will then cop it post stream from the horse. Its possible the pig will tell the roach to eat shit out of his ass with a spoon and that will be new jerking off on camera as well.

Ether way its going to be fun to watch two zoo enclosures open and watch the animals interact.
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Yeah at this point it is everyone having rounds on Phil.
Except everyone is the bully and going up to the kid and going "Hey DORK, do that begging thing you do!" "Say the line!"

Then Phil can't adapt or think on the fly, since he scripts everything he says, debases himself with that little smug look like he's the one in control. Afterwords act like he meant to be retarded to save face when realized everyone is laughing at him.
 
GodModule said:
Didn't he only count tips when his goal was $50?
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That's a good point, he didn't count superchats. I miss him moaning about dollar tips "you know paypal gets 30 cents of that right?"

Hamburger Detractor said:
His goal didn't used to be $50, it was always $150 (actually it was $100 not long before that) but he would break them up into $50 increments when he used to do stupid shit like wear glasses and vests for "rewards".
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That's the one, the fucking bubbles. I hate smug Phil more than any other aspect of Phil, if he co-streams with king Roach, he's gonna, somehow be even more insufferable. I don't think there's anything Asmongold can do in this stream that Sidescrollers or Kino didn't already do, videos "exposing" Phil have millions of views. Another person shitting on Phil, is just another person shitting on Phil. I guess I'm saying it's stale? Nothing ever happens?
 
Balr0g said:
Also the King of what? Didn't he personally retire the King of Hate moniker? so what's he the king of? Dentheads (that's the most likely)? Outliving? Fat fucks? E-Beggars? Shitstains? Narcissists?

Also, Phil cries so much about defamation, one should play his "EvilAJ is mentally ill" clip and state "don't you think THIS is also defamation? EvilAJ should sue you right?"". Someone could do something funny and consult Asmon during stream feeding appropriate clips
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Playing clips is the right idea, though we've all seen Phil deny saying something he said on stream the day before (or 5 minutes before), so he might just say they were "taken out of context" if you don't watch all 1000 hours of Phil's borecast.

There's probably a way to embarrass Phil and make him look like a bigger asshole than usual, but when someone will just flat-out lie to every question, it's not easy unless you're aware they're lying. Kino Casino have repeatedly "hit Phil where it hurts" this year, but they had months of DMs from Phil and knew his games. Not sure Asmon will get anything new out of him.
 
Dredd2022 said:
Not long ago he was getting 50 bucks a stream as the goal IIRC, now it's 150. It was getting worse for him. But Sidescrollers and Kino saved him. Am I misremembering shit? I enjoy DSP being an anxious cunt getting shit money, the only thing that IMO genuinely gets to him. Others prefer him being presented to a larger audience. I prefer when others do a drive-by reaction to him, which makes him seethe, and by his own admission garners him no additional support. Shit like streaming with him, ala Kino gets him dedicated dents, it's a skill of his.

To each his own.
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Kino saved him. Sodescrollers gave him no long-term benefit. Some Kino dents stayed behind with Phil
 
Phíloden- King of Denthan said:
Agree, it gets my whole herd of goats when people claim Kino ruined phil, he was literally begging for 50 bucks pre-kino. His biggest current whale is a kino dent. Like more exposure for Phil means more of the mentally ill find him.

Desperate Phil is best Phil.
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Those 50 were just paypal tips, now the goals include everything, superchats, subs, kick subs, kicks and, of course, paypal tips.

Also, i never really believed the "fake tips" allegations, but recently he has made it a point to say the stream saving tips are not fake. Phil being the compulsive liar he is, making a direct declaration about it means he does fake tips, so the actual number is not certain right now.
 
Phíloden- King of Denthan said:
Agree, it gets my whole herd of goats when people claim Kino ruined phil, he was literally begging for 50 bucks pre-kino. His biggest current whale is a kino dent. Like more exposure for Phil means more of the mentally ill find him.

Desperate Phil is best Phil.
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No, he actually said, if he hit the 50$ tips goal then it was a good stream. that was in the same year as the Kino arc btw. So Supers and memberships never counted. Imho his income must have shrunk since he rolls everything into the goal. Because now he counts what he gets (even though he probably still doesn't count what he gets behind the scene because he definetly gets support behind the scenes
 
GibMoneyPls said:
Just deludes himself all day, every day into believing whatever he is doing at the moment is exactly the correct thing to be doing. I'd love to hear how much more insane his inner voice is. Can you imagine?
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Sometimes I wish I could spend one day in Phil's head and see the world the way he does. I'm sure it'd be equal parts illuminating and horrifying.
 
Balr0g said:
No, he actually said, if he hit the 50$ tips goal then it was a good stream. that was in the same year as the Kino arc btw. So Supers and memberships never counted. Imho his income must have shrunk since he rolls everything into the goal. Because now he counts what he gets (even though he probably still doesn't count what he gets behind the scene because he definetly gets support behind the scenes
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Id agree but he has kick now and a whole new army of dentractors that hit him with 2 dollars he never counts.

I completely agree about the behind the scenes tipping though.
 
Moar Krabs said:
lol all you have to do is watch The Dented Zone and you will get it
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What's even funnier is that a week after the parody aired, during one of their DSP segments Andy said that Phail's begging has become so bad and scummy that he felt like he didn't go far enough in the Dented Zone. Phail is so cartoonishly slimey and scummy that he's become beyond parody.
 
BlastMonk said:
That honestly blew my mind when that happened. Before then Null was seen on this thread as a a bit of a DSP dent himself, defending him and getting mad at people trolling him. People piled on and then there was the mass ban of regulars on here including two staff members over DSP. Then he got to talk to him in person and now laughs at him like the rest of us. That enitre period of this general vs Null was weird I don't even remember what set him off and started the ban wave
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He only begrudgingly "laughs" at Phil, he only gave the Asmon x Phil crossover like 2 minutes coverage and hurriedly changed topics, and I believe has just stayed out of the subforum to avoid raging.

Last time Phil was featured Null was actively going apeshit at tourists who never even posted here before but they knew all they had to do was take a swing at Phil to tilt him, and that was AFTER the KC interview.
 
neger psykolog said:
Nothing would be funnier at this point than for the asmon fag to keep hyping this shit up and then just completely ghost DSP 1 minute before the interview and literally never address it again.

DSP would eternally mald from having someone pretend to give a fuck about him and then ghost him like that.

Edit: he should delay it a few times too, for maximum effect.
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I would like to see asmongold go through with it but give him a 45 second interview- "Phil you accused me of defamation, did I defame you?" "...well no but-" end of call.

This whole thing started by phil sperging out about asmongold defaming him, make Phil back that up. Other than that dont give him any more of a platform to lie and try to whitewash his past. Phil thinks he should have free reign to call everyone else names and accuse them of breaking the law but then no one else can say anything remotely unpleasant about phil.
 
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