Autism is a Cat

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Dogs have been our oldest companions. They were the first domesticated animal. They've helped us hunt, pulled our sleds, helped us fight wars, guided the blind, brought ability to the disabled, comforted the infirm, they sniff out bombs, find lost people, track down fugitives, can detect cancer, protect our homes and families, and have unwavering loyalty. Cats can shit in a box.

On that note, can you train autistics to shit in a box?
 
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So what does that make dogs? Or goldfish?
I'm so confused. I literally can't even.
 
Satan said:
Autism is clearly none of these things. Autism is a Hyronimus Bosch painting.

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This looks like ADD to me.

The Dude said:
Dogs have been our oldest companions. They were the first domesticated animal. They've helped us hunt, pulled our sleds, helped us fight wars, guided the blind, brought ability to the disabled, comforted the infirm, they sniff out bombs, find lost people, track down fugitives, can detect cancer, protect our homes and families, and have unwavering loyalty. Cats can shit in a box.

On that note, can you train autistics to shit in a box?
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Cats will save you from a tsunami.

Actually, no. They won't tell you it's coming, but they'll let you follow them to safety. Cats are dicks like that.

Man I love cats.

What were we talking about?
 
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