Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Florence]

One wonders how the SUPERIOR Bob would react to being called 'Prole Pot'.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

What is it with Cows and their desperate attempts to lie about people faking the evidence of their actions? Especially when archives exist?

Like, bruh, if you're caught with your hand in the cookie jar, might be best to just fess up to it and apologize rather than go "Pfft, what are you stupid? There's no cookies in this jar."

Then again, most of it is ego, and I'm assuming that it weighs about 90% of all of Blob's fat.

Because they're afraid their followers (what ones they have, that is) will realize the truth about them and so, they claim "Well it's faked" or "Don't listen to the trolls!" when in reality, the evidence is right there, plain as day. All it needs to take is someone just to show it to them, and then they can form their own opinion on the cow in question.

But with evidence as big as Bob's weight, it'd be awfully hard to deny any of it. But leave it to the yellow-skinned lardo to find a way.

 

[iafiv]

We should look on the brightside if Bob didn't have the internet he would probably be forced to do something else considering his extreme views and act up on them.With the internet all he does is rant online about his views while the 'fans' he has praise him.Basically a community of over the top SJW's ranting over and over again about their issues and staying in their homes not going outside and bothering folks.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

We only make fun of you because that you are one of that % of stupid humans, Bob.

Also, we didn't make up that you believe Activision did 9/11.

MovieBob and Carl Benjamin both have exceptional theories about September 11. They should do a stream together some time.

 

[clowney]

MovieBob and Carl Benjamin both have exceptional theories about September 11. They should do a stream together some time.

Do you want to create an autistic black hole? That amount of pure undiluted autism would surely break reality.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What is it with Cows and their desperate attempts to lie about people faking the evidence of their actions? Especially when archives exist?

Like, bruh, if you're caught with your hand in the cookie jar, might be best to just fess up to it and apologize rather than go "Pfft, what are you stupid? There's no cookies in this jar."

Then again, most of it is ego, and I'm assuming that it weighs about 90% of all of Blob's fat.

I think in Bob's cas it's because he doesn't think he did anything wrong. To him, everything he said is true. People who say he's a jerk are just missing the point.

 

[Gordon Cole]

I think in Bob's cas it's because he doesn't think he did anything wrong. To him, everything he said is true. People who say he's a jerk are just missing the point.

Bob's one of those people who lives by the motto of "I don't care if I'm liked, because I'm right." Except he's hilariously, frustratingly wrong most of the time. Combine that with his personality, and it's no wonder most of the people on this thread wanna smack him with a frying pan.

 

[Mola Ram]

Bob's one of those people who lives by the motto of "I don't care if I'm liked, because I'm right." Except he's hilariously, frustratingly wrong most of the time. Combine that with his personality, and it's no wonder most of the people on this thread wanna smack him with a frying pan.

Tire iron. I've been very clear on this point.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Tire iron. I've been very clear on this point.

Yeah, he'd probably like the taste of whatever was on the frying pan before getting smacked with it.

 

[SoberBlitz]

Bob weighs in on the Wonder Wonder pissing match. Can't do that with attacking the working class, but thankfully that's only at the beginning of the video instead of being spread throughout the film. Otherwise, mostly white knighting to defend the women from people complaining on the internet.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Bob weighs in on the Wonder Wonder pissing match. Can't do that with attacking the working class, but thankfully that's only at the beginning of the video instead of being spread throughout the film. Otherwise, mostly white knighting to defend the women from people complaining on the internet.

Bob would have a heart attack if anyone told him nearly all of these characters he wanks to are the creations of white working class men.

 

[The Nothingness]

This is likely to set up his "review" of the movie.

 

[Reverse Cuck]

I'm sure it's inevitable, but I hope to see an article go viral that suggest Nintendo make Mario a trans woman. Surely somebody out there will write it one of these days for free asspats. Why should Link and Samus be the only ones? I'm curious how Bob would react.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Bob would have a heart attack if anyone told him nearly all of these characters he wanks to are the creations of white working class men.

Wonder Woman was created by William Marston, an unabashed pervert who wrote the character as a component of his weird sex fantasies. He based her on his girlfriend, who lived with him and his wife.

 

[cypocryphy]

The MCU hasn't had a solo superheroine movie yet, have they? DC is more progressive than "Mahvel", Bob.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Wonder Woman was created by William Marston, an unabashed pervert who wrote the character as a component of his weird sex fantasies. He based her on his girlfriend, who lived with him and his wife.

Don't tell Bob that, then he'll go on a ten-minute tirade over how Wonder Woman is actually a "sexist fantasy for perverts".

 

[The Nothingness]

The MCU hasn't had a solo superheroine movie yet, have they? DC is more progressive than "Mahvel", Bob.

A Captain Marvel movie is set to be released in 2019 and watch Bob make a bigger deal out of that than Wonder Woman.

 

[Mola Ram]

Don't tell Bob that, then he'll go on a ten-minute tirade over how Wonder Woman is actually a "sexist fantasy for perverts".

...she's not?

Oooh, I've wasted my life.

 

[RockVolnutt]

Wonder Woman was created by William Marston, an unabashed pervert who wrote the character as a component of his weird sex fantasies. He based her on his girlfriend, who lived with him and his wife.

Oh, I know, I'm talking about all the capeshit movies/shows he goes on about. The only exceptions are some of the Tumblr replacements from the comics if you count that (Bob doesn't talk about them outside shitting on fans not wanting them). The entire superhero genre was born out of working class white young men finding an outlet after getting fucked by the Great Depression.

The MCU hasn't had a solo superheroine movie yet, have they? DC is more progressive than "Mahvel", Bob.

Funny that you say that. Historically DC has had a better track record with having female/minority creators on their books with Marvel only recently catching up by grabbing every idiot who made a webcomic they could find. Unfortunately DC gets no love for this from the progressives since despite all the legit diversity even before it was a fad, they don't pander their characters to them by replacing Superman with an obese tranny.

 

[cypocryphy]

Bob weighs in on the Wonder Wonder pissing match. Can't do that with attacking the working class, but thankfully that's only at the beginning of the video instead of being spread throughout the film. Otherwise, mostly white knighting to defend the women from people complaining on the internet.

@The Nothingness mentioned this in Dobsons thread, and it applies to Bob too.

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/lebanon-seeks-ban-wonder-woman-1008466

Will he mention anything about Lebanon wanting to ban this movie because it stars an Israeli? Probably not.