@Mound Dweller cooking thread - Welcome to 5 star br*t*sh cuisine n’wah

[Cheesy Beavy]

@Mound Dweller is a user known for being “br*t*sh”, using the word “n’wah”, his unconventional sticker usage, and most importantly his cooking.
Nearly every day, @Mound Dweller will post the food that he cooks in DMs. According to @Mound Dweller , his cooking is “delicious” and “tasty”. It is time for the broader kiwi farms to voice their opinions. Do these meals look delicious to you?
Use this thread to share, discuss, and archive @Mound Dweller ‘s cooking. Maybe even share some tips with Moundy, or share some of your own cooking to show Mound Dweller how to not commit war crimes.

Spoiler: Photo Dump

 

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

NUKE ENGLAND

 

[Hitchhiker]

I'll make sure to follow this thread in case I ever need to throw up. Seriously, that second image the meat isn't even cooked at all. He's going to get trichinosis.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Mound Dweller makes the best diet food because when you see it you won't want to eat anything.

 

[Haloperidol]

Following not as a detractor but a huge fan.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

Following not as a detractor but a huge fan.

It’s honestly quite addicting watching his cooking.

 

[Zeftax]

If that last sub hadn't been sat on, it would actually look pretty good. But what is that first chicken? It looks more like an abstract art piece than food, was it shot at some weird angle? I legit cannot comprehend the picture.

 

[Haloperidol]

It’s honestly quite addicting watching his cooking.

10/10 would not eat

 

[Meiwaku]

@Rango Dango is a close second





Onions....

 

[dcss]

I feel like he ruins his meals by placing huge unnecessary gobs of sauce directly on it.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

@Rango Dango is a close second

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Onions....

Dump the mound video where he pets the meat please

 

[Zeftax]

@Rango Dango is a close second

Now this food I would eat.

 

[Meiwaku]

It’s honestly quite addicting watching his cooking.

Day before yesterday. Meat petting.

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British Thanksgiving

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Today

 

[NeverCopeAgain]

He's a white, rich christian, his food resembles that, slightly, dog dinners.

 

[Meiwaku]

Brief History of Mound Moments.


This is bleu cheese...allegedly.

Sauced


I have no idea what this is.


Raw ass meat


Idk man


Mound Medely


Pasta and.... something


Curry


Cinnamon roll


Cornish hen with mayonnaise

????? (Undercooked) with Worcestershire sauce


Undercooked meat sandwhich with Lidl sauce.


Basmati rice and pasta


????


"Pasta"


Undercooked meat and mayo sandy


Chowder and bread with margarine (not real butter)


????


Fish cry with chips and uh.... mayonnaise.


???? Beef with worchy



Egg bacon sandy


Some corm if blood sausage sandy


Cassarole


"Pasta"


Beef carrot something

 

[Jewthulhu]

I like my steak rare but this looks undercooked.

 

[Meiwaku]

I like my steak rare but this looks undercooked.

If it's not at meat-petting temperature, it ain't good enough for mound.

 

[Just A Butt]

So this is one of those super normal DM activities that no one thinks is weird or anything but someone (an autistic) still somehow saved 30+ photos and videos about how normal and not weird and disgusting you all are?

Do I have this right?

 

[Just A Butt]

If it's not at meat-petting temperature, it ain't good enough for mound.

Release the Zoey DMs

 

[NeverCopeAgain]

In Fairness, he eats a pretty normal diet for an autistic person; they have their special foods. I am surprised he doesn't have a special tray to eat from, like they have in prison.