Why would the user above you get sent to federal prison?

[AnOminous]

The user above you has just been convicted of a major felony and sent to prison.

What is it?

 

[TiggerNits]

Sodomy

 

[Bob Page]

Went Postal.

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

Bigamy

 

[HY 140]

bestiality

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

Damaging or destroying public mailboxes.

 

[ICametoLurk]

Terrorism

 

[DuskEngine]

Anime terrorism

 

[Audit]

Human trafficking

 

[Coconut Gun]

Accidentally killed a guy while having an autistic fit

 

[AnOminous]

Sodomy

Lol, no federal sodomy laws. I skate on a technicality.

Also this guy above me. Felony autism.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

The murder of Julie Terryberry.

 

[AnOminous]

The murder of Julie Terryberry.

The War of Southern Treason.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

For starring alongside Rosie O'Donnell as Betty Rubble in the Flinstones movie.

 

[Xenomorph]

For posting an opinion on Tumblr.

 

[Ntwadumela]

For attempted murder via oviposition

 

[AnOminous]

For attempted murder via oviposition

Despite being completely morally correct, your murder of Alexander Christopher Leal was viewed as a hate crime, and you were sentenced to death for it.

 

[The Kebab and Calculator]

Fur-fagging on a Friday.

 

[TiggerNits]

Fur-fagging on a Friday.

Jerking off on the Lincoln memorial for an internet video

 

[cuddle striker]

walking to work, caught in the middle of race riot with headphones in, arrested for inciting violence/assault of a police officer