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Or you know, get your central air looked at..
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Or you know, get your central air looked at..
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Yep, someone's close to getting an episode of Hypernatremia.
I like how he tries to say it's the fault of everyone but himself that can't get a job, and not his own shitty life choices. He is nearly everything they say he is:
-He may not be a pedo, but he sure as shit started his correspondence with Leanna when she was underaged
-He still doesn't realize how badly he's torpedoed his life and future with that jerking off video
And yes, Phil, you did mistreat Leanna; you've been doing it for years now. Saying "She's not allowed to go the hospital next time" is more damaging than this fucking retard realizes. Those SoK people may be speds, but their reaction to that comment was what anyone who reads up on him would think when they heard that. And that second spoiler image is just projection after projection. The last line where he says he's had "meaningful convos with the guy" sounds like the most "and then the whole restaurant clapped" shit I've ever heard out of him.
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He is crumbling, I hope maybe Leanna's Mother or someone close to her is talking sense to her. And Phil fucked himself he aired all his dirty laundry out in public and was racist, homophobic, sexist and have burned every bridge he had. Thats not even counting the fap video. he backed himself into this corner and now he is stuck! Just one google search away shows all the failings of him. He made this bed, he can blame the trolls and SoK till the cows come home but at the end of the day he did this, and he KEEPS doing it. Now his cult demands to know everything.Yep, someone's close to getting an episode of Hypernatremia.
I like how he tries to say it's the fault of everyone but himself that can't get a job, and not his own shitty life choices. He is nearly everything they say he is:
-He may not be a pedo, but he sure as shit started his correspondence with Leanna when she was underaged
-He still doesn't realize how badly he's torpedoed his life and future with that jerking off video
And yes, Phil, you did mistreat Leanna; you've been doing it for years now. Saying "She's not allowed to go the hospital next time" is more damaging than this fucking exceptional individual realizes. Those SoK people may be speds, but their reaction to that comment was what anyone who reads up on him would think when they heard that. And that second spoiler image is just projection after projection. The last line where he says he's had "meaningful convos" with the guy sounds like the most "and then the whole restaurant clapped" shit I've ever heard out of him.
So, Phil's defence is literally same as those who are like "Oh yeah, I can (sort) of agree that Phil is bad, but MUH SOK! WHY AREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO THE SOK?! CAN'T YOU SEE HOW AUTISTIC THEY ARE?!?"
Why does Phil even care? Most streamers and/or youtubers don't care about their hatebase this much.
Just a quick edit: I do realize the autism and all that stupid shit on SoK side of things. Also, Phil seems to be on verge of realizing that he truly is fucked.
Why does Phil even care? Most streamers and/or youtubers don't care about their hatebase this much.
Just a quick edit: I do realize the autism and all that stupid shit on SoK side of things. Also, Phil seems to be on verge of realizing that he truly is fucked.
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That part about the Google background checks sounds familiar 
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Think about it like this, could you imagine IF they had a child, that kid finding out everything about their Father online like that.. christ.That part about the Google background checks sounds familiar
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They're easily as autistic as we are, the thing is they aren't funny as objects of fun all that much, which is why the thread on them hasn't really caught on fire.
The whole point of DipShitPhil is his failures are actually hilarious. Watching this spastic crawl out of bed looking like a bum and then failing at everything all day is kind of what we do here about a whole world of lolcows, so we're really just not that inclined to make all that much fun of another group of autists who do the same shit, but their obsession is Philip Burnell.
Also so far as I know, none of the SoK have ever jerked off on stream inadvertently and given the most joyless O-face the world has ever seen. Seriously, Phil jerking off looked like his soul was leaving his body, and not even in a good little death kind of way.
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Phil doesn't have to worry about any future employer finding dirt on him online, since he would need some sort of employable skill first.
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I don't know if this means anything, but Phil always "likes" every instagram post LeAnna makes
...except the ones after the 16th, where she isn't home. He's been on insta plenty since then, so no reason not to. #WheresLeanna
...except the ones after the 16th, where she isn't home. He's been on insta plenty since then, so no reason not to. #WheresLeanna
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Phil's employable skill would be to sabotage the competition by working at his company's competitors.
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It's just like him firing the Sniper rifle without the scope.
It can be hard to hit the faster Jason's with the Shotty but it's pretty easy with the slower ones. Not unless they teleport or the guy has high ping.
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One might say Leanna's currently on a stay(awayfromme)cation
They worked out a deal- Phil got the sandwich and she got to leave
They worked out a deal- Phil got the sandwich and she got to leave
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When he is forced to go and look for a job, i really wanna see his job application, i wanna see how much of that claimed knowledge he has is going to be in it, what he says about his past employments and what jobs he sends it to.
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Ugh, could you imagine. an 8 year gap in employent and he will put "DarksydePhil 8 YEAR LEGACY CREATOR OF LETS PLAYS ON YOU TUBE DOOD"
Remember, he was the "pioneer" of Let's Play's
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And in those 8 years he have become a game developer, doctor, real estate agent and learned how to run worldwide multi billion dollar companies...
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No I cant imagine that because I'm not a narc who was pampered and babied by his parents who grew up with a false sense of entitlement and felt like the world owed them something.
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Yeah he's cracking.
It's fascinating how Phil views life like it's a video game...that the SoK are his sworn enemies and they are out to destroy him and send his particles scattered through the universe while he yells "NOOOOOOOOO" as if he's the final end game boss.
His grip on reality has been permanently dislodged from his greasy, sausage fingers.
It's fascinating how Phil views life like it's a video game...that the SoK are his sworn enemies and they are out to destroy him and send his particles scattered through the universe while he yells "NOOOOOOOOO" as if he's the final end game boss.
His grip on reality has been permanently dislodged from his greasy, sausage fingers.
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This is what happens when you sell out to the You Tube/Twitch/Social Media machine. People think they can get in and make money and not have everything they do not looked at and cataloged. I can't believe people who sign up with vlogs and shit still dont understand there will be people watching you and will catch you lying and will not be silent about it. DSP should have learned years ago not to air his dirty laundry but because he has zero friends (because seriously look what he did to Rambo and Co) he viewed his viewers as his personal shrinks. And that is the death rattle for any You Tuber and they never learn. All it takes is one major fuck up to drive away people, DSP has been consistently fucking up and burning bringes and look how his channel turned out. The only ones who remain are the cult members with Stockholm Syndrome. He was designed to be a cow. You Tubers like DSP never learn they keep drowning themselves in drama and cry. Look how many we have on Kiwi.
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A guy posted a video of DSP getting his ass beat in Marvel vs. Capcom 2 in 2004 after talking a bunch of shit to a great player. Highlights include: "He hits DSP and this shit is free like air right now." "...but clearly DSP doesn't know how to play the fucking game." "This shit is free like Costco samples."
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He's also "one of the better overall gamers in the country" and "the realest motherfucker on the Internet!"
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