Inactive David Simon Gallant - Gets Cucked Every Day, Can't wipe himself; Thirsty AF, Compulsive Masturbator, Unrepentant Racist

[c-no]

MOMBOT

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A small fun fact: that's part of series of tweets Gallant RT'd. It reeks of tism and kinda feels like some attempt at likes and pity or something like that.

https://twitter.com/mombot/status/869087361035939840

Spoiler: In image form

Publicly exposing the fact that SGG is a fat, bearded dude to try to take Mombot down a notch, huh? I'm sure there's no way that could ever backfire!

Any "transwomen" David S. Gallant outs in the name of achieving his brand of Social Justice is just collateral damage. David's virtue signalling must be known more than Jake needs to be "protected".
Nice Job, Assboy.
I mean really, Davey, bringing it onto your own twitter is like shitting in your drinking water.

By giving the former name of transwomen, it's not Gallant could end up causing them trouble. Nope. Not like he gives ammo to trolls or detractors.

 

[Pieonoclast]

Gallant posted a friendly/flirty text exchange between him and his wife on his Mastodon. They're also apparently working on a game about "finding time to be romantic" for a game jam together. http://archive.is/iEt5e I'd imagine they're still together but he commutes, works, does chores, and then tweets. She's probably in an Arthur Chu style marriage.

 

[AnOminous]

Publicly exposing the fact that SGG is a fat, bearded dude to try to take Mombot down a notch, huh? I'm sure there's no way that could ever backfire!

I'm sure Jake is really glad Ass Boy is "defending" him by outing him as an obese bearded gnome of a man.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

I'm sure Jake is really glad Ass Boy is "defending" him by outing him as an obese bearded gnome of a man.

I can't wait to see this upcoming installment of Beard Wars.

 

[Hellfire]

David is butthurt about @theralph still.

IAN MILES CHEONG

Cucked by Indies Crash E3

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

David is butthurt about @theralph still.

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IAN MILES CHEONG

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Cucked by Indies Crash E3

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So wait, Indie Crash is using Kickstarter, which is in all purpose a site to fund indie projects is using the site to fund a project they support? Yes David, that is actually ethical. You wouldn't know that because you don't know what that word means and even lost your job because of it.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Ethics?
What is he? A gamergator?

 

[Hellfire]

Ethics?
What is he? A gamergator?

I believe the "ants" thing he said about Ian is what Gamergate used to say about Arthur Chu, so David is trying to be a full on gooberglabber I guess.

IAN MILES CHEONG

 

[Hellfire]

Uh oh he was thinking about Gamergate today.

He's still chasing a never-passing fake tranny.

 

[Army Burger]

Ever notice Ass Boy doesn't seem to mention his wife at all any more?

Seems like it could be one of two things.

1) She dumped him
2) She told him in no uncertain terms to leave her out of his insane Internet bullshit

The most recent mention of Ana. They'd probably get the game done faster if she wasn't too busy fucking Jagmeet from down the street

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Uh oh he was thinking about Gamergate today.

Hey I have a good origin story about GG.
Once upon a time, there was a neckbeard loser, his name was David Gallant. One day he was having trouble masturbating because of his erectile dysfunction. God took great pity on this man and his unfortunate little pasty asscheeks. So he created a group of other neckbeards and inspired them to draw an anime girl that would always allow for Mr. Gallant to get off.

And Mr. Gallant lived happily ever after.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Spoiler

 

[Hellfire]

The other time he did this was better.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

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The other time he did this was better.

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How is that any different than his usual time on Twitter? He always post shit about himself without getting likes.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

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The other time he did this was better.

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Everyone go like Davey's tweet so he can spill TMI again.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

David doesn't mention how old he was when he was a Superkid. I'm sure we'd get some great stories if any of the kids from Dave's dojo weren't mortified by the thought of adults knowing they were a child karate master.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

David Simon Gallant retweeting some :islamic::islamic::islamic:

 

[lecher]

3) I don't often mention that I have a karate black belt because it's in Slocki Ryu, developed by Wally Slocki, for a chain called Superkids

From http://www.superkidskarate.com/history/:

the Slocki-Ryu Karate System exposes students (and the general public) to an Oriental tradition steeped in core values of self discipline, honesty and respect.

Sad.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

From http://www.superkidskarate.com/history/:

Sad.

Super kids karate sounds like karate for the special needs. Just sayin'.

 

[Iä! Iä!]

Super Kids