DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Ballo]

lol he is ignoring every bit that mentions leanna

and now he is saying 3 weeks instead of 2 weeks

 

[Girl Crush]

That means he won't be taking scheduled breaks for dinner, cleaning, personal hygiene... in other words, he'll quickly turn into a dirty greaseball with absolutely no standards and no other worries but "mah bills" and "muh vydia gaems". He'll become the stereotypical manchild neckbeard, alone, fat, and stinking, in record time.

Again.

DSP is a cunt.

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

I didn't do that, dood. Mentally ill detractors twisiting everything I say *snort*

even though that's exactly what he did

stay classy Phil

Nah, dood, I didn't throw her under a bus! There were no buses anywhere near Leanna at the time, okay? Stupid fucking detractors can't stop spreading LIES!

 

[PL 879]

"It'll be just like it was from 2009-14"
Imagine being the same exact person that you were 8 years ago. Or a worse person as this case shows.
Sad, pitiful, I hope she was listening because she's out and free.

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

"People are leaving the stream because there's no drama."

Yeah, Phil, please continue to brag about how your livelihood is going down the toilet.

 

[Le Redditeur Part Deux]

"It'll be just like it was from 2009-14"
Imagine being the same exact person that you were 8 years ago. Or a worse person as this case shows.
Sad, pitiful, I hope she was listening because she's out and free.

Hmmm... so he conflates being free of Leanna to the period when he had some sort of success in life...

 

[Keystone]

lol he is ignoring every bit that mentions leanna

and now he is saying 3 weeks instead of 2 weeks

Knew it. He's lying and trying to spin this so hard. He can't admit what a failure of a human he was with Leanna, so he spins more and more lies to the point where he can't remember the lie he just said.

 

[Girl Crush]

DSP is a scumbag and I would not have sex with him.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Phil is a human beyblade

 

[PL 879]

He's already suggesting that it was Leanna's fault that he wasn't streaming as much.
Yup, there we go. "This is a positive thing, this is a good thing. I can go back to being the master of my own time."

It goes back to what a person treasures...themselves or their partner.
Glad she snapped out of it and threw that Claire's ring back in his face.

 

[Jotaro]

I think one of the reasons DSP refuses to address it on stream is that he's incapable of using the tact required in such a situation without throwing Leanna under the bus (which would give her reason to air out some of his horrifying laundry) or just coming off looking like an uncaring dipshit which could also lead to the same outcome. I honestly think he will stick to his guns and never address it in depth.

 

[ChickenSkinBeanbag]

I love how his excuses for not doing Cooking with the King are that he's exhausted all of his recipes and he's not in a position for elaborate meals. If only there was some sort of network full of information where you can look up thousands of simple recipes to make in videos that will make your fans happy and maybe even attract new viewers.

 

[Ballo]

lol he went silent when the npc said my house gets so boring and its lonely

 

[The Uncanny Ex-Men]

HE SAID LEANNA WAS A CONSTRAINT

Didn't even last 24 hours.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I love how his excuses for not doing Cooking with the King are that he's exhausted all of his recipes and he's not in a position for elaborate meals. If only there was some sort of network full of information where you can look up thousands of simple recipes to make in videos that will make your fans happy and maybe even attract new viewers.

He could learn a thing or two from Binging with Babish.

 

[Odie Esty]

An officer is called to a gated community on the outskirts of seattle to give a notice of eviction. He curses himself because it's so far out of the way and the cruiser guzzles gas, all the luxury cars parked outside the houses make him scoff. The house has a brand new car out front, an overgrown lawn, and a stench like hot ketchup. The house hasnt been painted in years.

He knocks on the door but the dust bunnies creeping out from under the door tell him its abandoned. Against his better judgement he opens the door, scraping taco bell wrappers off the floor as he goes. The stentch gets worse.

The living room floor is almost rock solid despite being carpeted, the fibers glued together by some unknown goop. The kitchen is unused, a steelpot of prego the only hint it served as anything but a place for the broken statues that litter the house.

He goes up the stairs, suffling past cans of green paint. In one room, everything has been painted green, save a cheap kodak camera on a tripod in front of an ancient loveseat. One opened can has a note attached. 'I bought these cans for you! Theyre the same color as green screen but you dont have to set them up each time! If you need help chroma keyying them just let me know, i have my ticket ready to fly out and help! Maybe we can play overwatch too? If they ever get around to adding new content to that shitty game lol
-love, BSV"

Cut into the sofa is another steelpot, this one filled with human shit marinating in piss. There seem to be more notes from this BSV person lining the pot, used as toilet paper.

Bthe bedroom is untouched. There's the vague indentation of a woman's body under the sheets, but little else of note. Ominously, a cage for a hamster sits in the corner, unused.

In the bathroom, the officer finds the owner. A local legend finally has a real name. The so called Seattle 'Squatch, who would appear at fast food joints when new items are released, has a proper name: Phil Burnell. His bloated corpse sits in a tub of marinara, wrists slit by the dozens of loot crate pina that now clog the drain. On the wall in his own blood a message written in cholesterol for whomever finds him. A suicide note, a confession, and an autobiography in four words.

"NOTHING I COULD DO"

 

[Ballo]

its gettin really awkard with the dating scene
he is looking like he is on the verge of tears

 

[Girl Crush]

He doesn't understand why the MC lays his head in Kawakami's lap and assumes it's some weird Japanese metaphor for the fact that they're dating.

Dsp.

It's because it's kind of hot.

 

[wohzi]

What's the matter Phil ? Afraid she'll reveal some unflattering secrets about your sex life if you do so ?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I'd eat my hat if Phil actually had sex.