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If that thing is a wart I'm surprised he didn't take care of it. Just man up, grab a nail clipper and cut it.
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Or use some of those Patreon dollars to see a dermatologist, or buy some wart remover at literally any convenience store. But that would require both leaving the house and spending money, so...
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What's the context of the photo? Why would he take and share this?
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Y'all are forgetting the real question we need to ask.
How much gin has Phil consumed post break up?
How much gin has Phil consumed post break up?
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Probably a decent amount, but not enough.
Speaking of gin, I can't believe he had the balls to shoot down the idea of doing a drunk stream because he said he didn't want to put his health on the line. He must not give a shit about his health in the middle of the night while he's browsing Twitter, huh?
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One year later:
Visibly fatter Phil: "What are you talking about? I'm naht fat! I only eat fast food once a week. Cahm ahn, dood! Just more troll bullshit. Ackackackackack!"
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He felt the need to show how his hair looked "fresh out of the shower"
Guess he wants everybody to know that he actually took a shower.
On a side note, guess we know how DSP is gonna look in a couple months.
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I just realized, he looks like Michael de Santa from GTA5. Hell, Michael ends up running away with his wife and betraying his friends (like DSP did with Pandalee, moving away from Rambo/Howard) and ultimately he ends up dumped by his wife (she does get back with him in the game, but still, DSP got dumped like Michael did)
Difference is, where as Michael had some sort of charisma and was sympathetic...DSP is about as sympathetic as someone shitting on your face.
Kinda creepy, but oh well, guess I'm looking too much into it.
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Man, season 8 of Phil Burnell has been great. Started off with those great rants about Machinima, then did the midseason cliffhanger where he got fired... the Laveria stuff was funny for the late season filler eps, but man, the break up was the perfect lead in to season 9 (rumor has it it's going to be the last season)
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DSP becomes desperate one day and 'accidentally' makes advances towards an underaged girl.
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Leana needs to just stay off the internet a good long while.
As for DSP, he is going to continue to be his own worse enemy. Without someone modifying his behavior, his own worst traits are going to come out. His online community of enablers will ensure that.
I would love to know what he thinks his end game is. Does he honestly plan to do this for the next 20 years? Who is going to watch a 55 year old man making childish sex jokes while struggling to see his TV while fucking up at video games?
As for DSP, he is going to continue to be his own worse enemy. Without someone modifying his behavior, his own worst traits are going to come out. His online community of enablers will ensure that.
I would love to know what he thinks his end game is. Does he honestly plan to do this for the next 20 years? Who is going to watch a 55 year old man making childish sex jokes while struggling to see his TV while fucking up at video games?
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Phil you will always have a friend in us, no gout about it.
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Not to K-Log Phil but I've felt a lot of satisfaction in how bad things have turned out with Leanna. For a while recently I found him to be practically unwatchable.
No matter how many times recently he said he had problems financially, there was something about him that was so smug and samey that it was clear he wasn't going to end up in the doomsday situation where he could end up in the steeet or be forced to get a job any time soon. Sure he might end up with worse credit but he still had two properties, asspatters giving him thousands of dollars a month and so many different avenues of income, as well as the much coveted status of having a full time girlfriend. He was also intensely smug too which made it even more hard to stomach.
Now Leanna has left, that air of invulnerability has gone and I'm finally finding him interesting and more human again. It's a real shame that he couldn't adjust his attitude for the better to take advantage of his change in status. If he had handled this better, I'm sure he could have earned himself at least some of the same sympathy Leanna has been afforded.
No matter how many times recently he said he had problems financially, there was something about him that was so smug and samey that it was clear he wasn't going to end up in the doomsday situation where he could end up in the steeet or be forced to get a job any time soon. Sure he might end up with worse credit but he still had two properties, asspatters giving him thousands of dollars a month and so many different avenues of income, as well as the much coveted status of having a full time girlfriend. He was also intensely smug too which made it even more hard to stomach.
Now Leanna has left, that air of invulnerability has gone and I'm finally finding him interesting and more human again. It's a real shame that he couldn't adjust his attitude for the better to take advantage of his change in status. If he had handled this better, I'm sure he could have earned himself at least some of the same sympathy Leanna has been afforded.
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Not really - the only way I can watch this balding loser is through others pointing out the salt in his vids. I've seen plenty of LPers on YT and DSP is easily the worst of the worst. For me, a guy so bad that the only way to watch him is through others pointing out what a twat he is. That's some real bottom-of-the-barrel's-bottom-scrapings right there if I've ever seen it.
Too bad he'd probably get fired from any real job with all his whining and crying he does; also, who'd hire him, knowing his face is nearly well known by now, including all his shite behavior and actions?
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I still think he won't really get any sufficient repercussions. As long as his patreon is in three digits, he has a rich autist from Norway solo funding him, and he can block out all criticism by simply blocking and banning, i'm afraid this cult of personality that keeps him around is not gonna go away hence the "air of invulnerability". In fallout stats he might as well have 10 luck. And 1 or 2 in everything else.
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Karen Riley
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Just to clarify, I was able to enjoy drama videos on him and this thread until recently. It always seemed like the end to his lifestyle was nigh with constantly financial problems. It was when I realised it was probably not happening any time soon that he became so off putting.
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Pff, who needs Leana? Phil is an alpha stud, women literally throw themselves at him.
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/870549680886820864 (http://archive.is/sWqBD)
He got the moves like Jaeger, moves like Jaeger...
https://twitter.com/Drgnkiller/status/870549680886820864 (http://archive.is/sWqBD)
He got the moves like Jaeger, moves like Jaeger...
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